Sissy
I fucked up
Morgan
Morgan

Mo Mo
What did you do to that man

Sissy
Nothing of importance...
Maybe I put him in the friend zone without realizing it

Mo Mo
Wouldn't be the first time

Sissy
Why did I even talk to you about this

Mo Mo
I'm telling you the truth
Twin telepathy
You always come to me for advice

Sissy
Fuck you

Mo Mo
Karl's probably got some romantic feelings there, but doesn't know how to act on them

Sissy
The biggest problem there is I don't. And I don't know how to convey that

Mo Mo
You literally just did
In the worst way possible

Sissy
Well
I kind of blew him off a little at the airport too
But I was in a rush

Mo Mo
wHY Goddamnit

Sissy
I WOULD HAVE BEEN LATE
That's not helping at all

Mo Mo
I'm not going to be Diana and force you upon him, but you need to figure something out. Don't break a divorced man's heart.

Sissy
That's the last thing I want to do
I don't even know if he has feelings for me!!

Mo Mo
There's something there obviously
He wouldn't say something like that if there wasn't.

Sissy
I'll catch up with him in the next week or so
See for myself
He's such a good guy though.
Nicest guy I've met in awhile

Mo Mo
I'll tie you to a jet ski and float you back to New Zealand if you don't talk to him about this

Sissy
CAZZO SCOMMESSA

Mo Mo
PENSATE CHE NON LO FARÒ

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Someone entertain me while I sit through this biology lecture