Dianaaaa
I have an awkward question for you

Kay
I have an awkward answer for you

Dianaaaa
Ten bucks says you don't

Kay
What is it?

Dianaaaa
Do you know Karl Urban

Kay
I mean
I know his stuff. I've seen some of his movies
But I don't know him
Wait
You already knew the answer to this question

Dianaaaa
He was asking about you the other day
Wanted to know if you were actually crazy irl

Kay
Tell him I'm an absolute psychopath and see what happens

Dianaaaa
But you're not
You're Italian

Kay
That's why I can be a psychopath

Dianaaa
Hey you've matured up
Expect a call or text from him soon

Kay
YOU GAVE HIM MY NUMBER????

Dianaaaa
It was going to be me or Anton who gave it to him. I was quicker

Kay
Well if he wants to talk to me, he's going to make the first move cause I'm busy AF

Dianaaaa
Relax dude
He's a cool guy

Kay
I am relaxed
I just took Benadryl for this flight

Dianaaaa
Oh my god

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HALP
IM SICK AND DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO