Groupchat: I miei fratelli sono dipshits

Adiy
Hey twinnies
What do you want for your birthday

Joe Bro
I second this question

Kasey
A $100 Target gift card and a nap

Mo Mo
Another humidifier and as much tea as you can possibly send to me

Adiy
That was fast

Joe Bro
I mean, the gifts get more expensive when you get older

Mo Mo
Are we meeting at Mom and Dad's or my place for this

Kasey
Mom and Dad's
Why would you host your own birthday party?

Mo Mo
I'm on a tight schedule sissy

Joe Bro
Is Oscar coming to this?

Mo Mo
No he can't :/

Adiy
Wait WHAT

Kasey
Who's Oscar?????

Mo Mo
...
I started seeing Oscar Isaac

Aidy
MORGAN ALLEGRA GIAMBUSSO INIZIATO A VEDERE OSCAR ISAAC E NON HAI DETTO KASEY E IO?

Kasey
I'm fucking dead you're so extra Aidy
How long is he staying in New York?

Mo Mo
Good question

Joe Bro
Goddamnit Morgan

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I could use a $100 target gift card and a nap too