Author-chan here!! If you're reading this shit, which is unlikely, hi! Anyway, I have nothing to say. Go forth, my child.

Third Person POV

Smiling, the redheaded boy ripped out a page of his coloring book. He waddled over to the taller ash-blonde, holding it out in presentation.
"I made dis!" he giggles. The blonde grins and takes it.
"I love it, angel," he tells the other boy.
"Yay! Daddy wikes it!" The redhead sits on his lap.
"You're too adorable, Eiji," Bakugo says, ruffling his Little's hair.
A small yawn escaped Kirishima's mouth, and he nuzzled against his Daddy.
"I is sweepy..." his eyes fluttered closed, and soon, his breathing became slow and peaceful.
Bakugo lifted up the boy and placed him on his bed, covering him with a blanket. Now, Bakugo never expected to like this shit, but the sleeping boy said otherwise. He was loving every minute of this, loving the way Kiri was snuggled against him. He laid down next to him, and let himself drift off to sleep.

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SLAM!
The door to Kirishima's dorm banged open, a pink girl beaming standing in the frame.
"KIRI~" she sang. Mina's eyes widened at the sight of the snuggling Kirishima and Bakugo. She took out her phone and snapped some pictures of the pair. Quickly and quietly, she closed the door and ran to find Denki and Sero.
She rapidly knocked on the door to Denki's room, and almost fell when it swung open.
"What is it, Mina?" Denki asked, brushing his blonde hair out of his face. Mina shoved her way into the room and plopped herself down to Sero, who was laying on the bed. Denki sat next to her.
"What was that about?!" he exclaimed. Mina shoved her phone in his face.
"LOOK!!!!!" she shouted. Denki studied it and laughed.
"Knew it!" he said, handing the phone to Sero. The raven-haired boy held it and looked.
"Cute. But what's the deal with the kids stuff?" he asked. Mina ripped the phone from Sero's hand and scanned it.
"You're right! Why are there coloring books and crayons?" she murmured. Denki looked over her shoulder.
"There's also some kid's toys and a pacifier. The hell...?" He shook his head. Mina turned off her phone.
"How strange...I know what we must do: watch them," Denki grinned. Mina and Sero nodded. They were on a mission.

The three friends scurried outside the dorm building, locating Kirishima's window. The moonlight was bright enough for them to faintly see where they were going, but they used Denki's electricity as a little more brightness. The blinds were down, but had cracks big enough to see through, if close enough. Soon, three pairs of eyes were peeking in.
Kirishima was poking Bakugo, giggling childishly.
"Stop, please," he said calmly. The boy did not cease his pokes.
"Angel, I don't like that. Stop it now," Bakugo said, firmer.
The observing trio looked at each other confused. Why was he being to calm?
Kirishima stopped and pouted. He made little grabby hands towards Bakugo.
"Me want wuv," he muttered, looking down dejectedly.
"What's with his voice?" Mina whispered. The two boys shrugged.
Bakugo sat on the floor next to Kirishima.
"Promise to behave, Baby?" he asked. The redhead nodded.
"Yeah! I wanna be Daddy's good boy!" he beamed.
The Bakusquad froze.
"Did he-"
"He did."
"SWAT team?"
"SWAT team."

Ahh, the shenanigans of the Bakusquad. What will they do next? Stayed tuned!!!
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