Where Taehyung found himself liking every post in Jeongguk's IG and WhaLien was born.

It was an accident.

That night, after the shoplifting event in the convenience store, Taehyung is scrolling through Jeongguk's instagram posts when he noticed a 59 week old post. It's a photo of him with red hair and wow look at that chubby cheeks, where the hell did they go now?

Then he thought double tapping it will zoom in the photo, but boy he's wrong. The heart appears on his screen and he screeches, scaring Jimin beside him who's sulking because I thought frogs have hairs.

"What are you doing, Tae?"

"I just.. uhm nothing."

Jimin nods and hugs his blanket closer.

This call for drastic measures. Taehyung scrolls and double tap the images and even left random comments. What do you expect? At least when Jeongguk ask him what the hell he's doing, he can just say spamming you, instead of stalking you and accidentally liked your old photo oops.

He then received a notification (from the guy he's currently spamming) he quickly tap on his direct messages and open the newest.

Whale, Whale, Whale, what do we have here?

Shut up ><

Are you stalking me?
You're making my notifs explode, babe

no i'm not
o mg stop right there jeongguk

aww why?
i'm like,trying to fix the doorknob namjoon hyung broke
and my phone won't stop vibrating

i'm sorry
?

you should be.
let's get back to convenience store tonight?
i'll bring yoongi hyung

oh shiet it's a date then
OMG IT'S JIMIN NOT ME
JEONGGUK
GUKKIE

sure, whatever baby.
ttyl :)

"Sometimes, life is over-whale-ming." Taehyung sighs to himself dramatically, Jimin, who's sulking earlier, is back to normal, bouncing in excitement.

"OMG! Taehyung, I'll get to see Yoongi hyung! I'm so excited-"

And maybe he talked to early.

It's like deja vu to Jimin. In front of him, Taehyung and Jeongguk are sitting, talking animatedly to each other (more like, Tae do the talking and Jeongguk hums as he watch the elder speak, fascinated by the fact that Kim Taehyung looks adorable and omg is he older than me?) Suddenly, Jimin is not excited.

Jimin coughs, but failed to catch the duo's attention.

He tried again by clearing his throat, he failed again.

He even tried saying "who's that pokemon?!" but the two divert their topic to pokemon and they laugh at their own lame puns.

Eventually, the duo finally talked to him, Jimin mentally patting himself.

"Before I forgot," (Jimin thinks, you already forgot it) "Yoongi hyung will be a little late since he's probably still sleeping so.."

Fuck his life.

Taehyung smiles at him, his eyes showing sympathy. ""Everything whale be alright."

"You're so lame." Jeongguk snorts, Taehyung roll his eyes and drape an arm on Jeongguk's wide shoulders, "You started it."

"How come?"

"You said," Taehyung clears his throat, "Whale, whale, whale.. what do we have here?"

Jimin groans (and the duo didn't even notice) as he slam his forehead against the table. Taehyung and Jeongguk keeps on pissing each other off until Jimin heard silence, followed by Taehyung's sniffles.

"Oh man, holy shit- I didn't mean to!"

Taehyung shakes his head, hugging his backpack, "You just said I'm not good. You said I'm so lame. You said I'm not-"

Jimin is five seconds away from ripping Jeongguk's head for being a dick and making his best friend cry when Jeongguk (awkwardly) hugs Taehyung,

"I'll buy you your ice cream from across the street."

Taehyung quickly jump on his feet, almost hitting the table with his knees. He pulls the younger up, shooting a wink at Jimin's direction,

"i'm kidnapping Jeonggukie!"

And then they're gone. Jimin watches the two run outside, sighing when Taehyung jumps on Jeongguk's back, probably asking for a piggyback ride. For a second, he thought the two are dating. Then again, wheter they are or not, they still look cute together.

His daydreaming is interrupted when the bell chimes and a figure starts walking toward him.

"Hey."

Jimin don't know if he should curse at Taehyung and Jeongguk for leaving him alone or thank them because fuck, Yoongi hyung looks hot.

"H-hey."

Taehyung snaps picture of them, and Jeongguk almost choke, "What the- Tae! I'm not even looking!"

"I'll delete it later!"

Jeongguk squint his eyes, not believing Taehyung. "Really?"

"Of course, I love you too much."

The statement takes him off guard and Jeongguk almost trip on the stray rock laying on the ground, "You sure 'bout that?"

"My love whale blow you away!" Taehyung throws himself to the younger, luckily Jeongguk's reflexe is fast enough to catch him or else he'll be kissing the dirty ground right now.

"Yeah, sure. Thanks."

"Whalecum."

Meanwhile....

"Hi, Yoongi hyung!"

"Hey, Jimin.

"Hello, Yoongi-"

"Okay, Jimin, hello there too."

"I'm sorry-"

"Jimin please stop shaking."

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taelien.1230 money whale spent! lmao @im.a.whale01
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im.a.whale01 an alien abducted me
chimchimney awww you guys left me alone ono
whalientrashhh MY SHIP< 3
taelien.1230 oh whale, you love me. c: and i'm not an alien you whale
im.a.whale01 you are, it's okay, i whale love you no matter what
chimchimney gdi guys there are ants in here!!!
jinderella namjoon is like jeongguk :")
bambam1a seriously tae? you've been hanging out with a cute guy!!
ganadaramabasaah.hakuna.matata let's talk about love *arrange a marriage for them*
babyoil awww.
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laughing at whale puns tbh
Sorry for taking too long to update. it's just... fuck school. I KNOW THIS IS SHORT BUT MY HEAD HURTS A LOT :c
BTW, i'll update soon <3

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