Playing Truth or Dare which leads to Taehyung getting really (sexually) frustrated and Jeongguk just laughing his arse off and the game just getting worse

"If I were a fruit, what would I be and how would you eat me?" Jeongguk smirks when Taehyung blushes.

Apparently, life is boring so Jeongguk wants adventure, cue to certain Kim Taehyung walking in his life. (Literally walking in his room again, good thing he's not half naked and banging his head like last time.) He called the elder to come over to play Truth or Dare. (Jin once said, "When I thought you're grown up and all, that's when you'll act like a child.) Taehyung happily agree and after ten minutes, he's already standing in front of Jeongguk.

"I.. uhm..." Truth to be told, his mind keeps on chanting 'banana' but he's not gonna let his evil mind get the best of him. "Pineapple?"

Jeongguk raise his eyebrows and prompt him to go on, "I-I will take off your cover and eat you and lick off your juices."

5...

4..

3..

2..

"Oh my God, I mean-"

Jeongguk burst out laughing. Taehyung looks like a tomato, his face red due to embarrassment when he realized what he just said. This is why he hate playing truth or dare. (He can also hear Baekhyun laughing stupidly at him on the back of his head, he's not going to tell this to his hyung.)

"Holy cow, that's fucking hilarious, Tae." Jeongguk wipes the tear threatening to fall because of laughing so hard. This is what he likes about Taehyung. He's so cute. (Jeongguk will never ever say that out loud.)

"Shut up, your turn!" Taehyung grabs the throw pillow on Jeongguk's bed and smack the younger's head with it. "Truth or Dare?"

Jeongguk whines and mumbles a low 'truth' to which the elder smile widely. (Jeongguk is pretty sure it's not going to be that bad, to think that he's dealing with someone who's ten years old trapped inside a 20 years old man.)

"What color is your underwear?"

Jeongguk burst out laughing again before standing up and slightly pulling his shorts down. (Taehyung almost drool at the V line, the trail to happiness.) He shows the Calvin Klein underwear, "Black."

Taehyung nods absentmindedly and he's slightly disappointed when he's not allowed to see where the trail of happiness leads but he's still pretty sure he's drooling because the kid in front of him is sexy as hell. (He can hear Jimin saying "I told you so" on his mind)

"Your turn, truth or dare?"

Taehyung finally snap out of his daze and looks up, blushing once again when he catch the sly smirk on the younger's lips. He knew he caught him staring and wow, Jeongguk looks so sexy when he smirk- (Taehyung mentally slap his head upside down. He need to wash his brain with Holy Water.)

"Dare."

"Call up a friend and tell them you are expecting a child." Jeongguk find it amusing when Taehyung's eyes went wide.

"W-What?"

"You heard me." The younger shrug nonchalantly. Taehyung fishes for his phone and hesitantly dials Jimin's number.

"Hey Tae!"

"J-Jiminnie..?"

"What's up?"

Taehyung glances up at the younger who mouthed 'Hurry up' to him.

"I'm pregnant."

"Holy cheese, I should've told Jeongguk to use cond-"

Jeongguk steals the elder's phone and ends the call before throwing it on his bed. He waits for five seconds before laughing out loud, Taehyung pouting at him with red cheeks.

"You little- STOP LAUGHING AT ME, WILL YOU?!"

Jeongguk shakes his head before murmuring a soft 'truth', Taehyung smirking at him, "What do you do before going to bed?"

"Oh, you know.." Jeongguk wiggle his eyebrows, which makes the elder frown. (He's innocent, he doesn't know) Jeongguk sighs and close his eyes before biting his lower lip, then curl his fist and move it up and down.

Kim Taehyung found it sexy, even though he have no idea what the younger is doing but still, it's making him flush and maybe wanting to eat Jeongguk (in a not so innocent way). "What?"

"Tae, seriously?" The younger roll his eyes, "I jack off, ejaculate, jerk off or whatever the term is. Get it?"

Taehyung now wants to have a sleepover with Jeongguk, just to make sure he's saying the truth, (or maybe just watch him and ask him to do it to him because it sounds and look sexy when Jeongguk demonstrated it.)

"Truth." Taehyung squeaks, he clears his throat before repeating his response.

"Describe your first kiss."

Taehyung's cheeks redden, "I-It's horrible."

"How so?" Jeongguk may or may not be surprised because the boy thought Taehyung never kissed anyone (and he looks adorable with a behavior of of 5 years old boy.)

"It was a dare so, I was forced to kiss Hoseok hyung."

Jeongguk somehow nods his head (but dee inside, he's jealous because Hoseok hyung is a lucky dickhead and no, he's not going to admit he wants to be Taehyung's first just because the latter is adorable and cute and, fuck.)

"On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate yourself as a lover?"

"Hey, you didn't asked me 'Truth or Dare?' yet!"

"Jeongguk."

"Seven."

"Only Seven?" Taehyung expect him to say ten (because what do you expect from this egoistic Jeon Jeongguk.)

"Because we need two be together plus you're the one I need."

Jeon Jeongguk is a fuckboy, Taehyung wants to remind himself, but sometimes he just want to hear Jeongguk sew random cheesy things (because it's his weakness and oh my God, he wants this kid so bad)

"Okay,, your turn. Truth or Dare?"

"D-"

"Shout out 'bigger is better!' three times." Jeongguk grins innocently but there's something behind his eyes that tells him something else and wow, he knows what he's thinking.

"No, Jeongguk no."

"Yes. Please?"

Maybe it's because he wants to finish it as fast as possible or maybe it's because he's a weakling when it comes to Jeongguk or maybe it's because Jeon the-trouble-maker Jeongguk pouts at him with puppy eyes that make him scream on the top of his lungs, "Bigger is better! Bigger is better! BIGGER IS BETTER!"

"So maybe mine is the best because it's the biggest?" Jeongguk winks and Taehyung mentally grab and pulls his hair in frustration (and to stop himself from saying 'pics or it didn't happen')

"Trurth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"Call up somebody you think is cute and then ask them to go out with you."

Taehyung's phone rings, it says Jeongguk.

Jeongguk smirks.

Taehyung throws a shoe at Jeongguk.

Jeongguk groans.

Taehyung runs away while making dying whale noise.

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im.a.whale01 why did you leave me you stupid
taelien.1230 @im.a.whale01 tbh you're the one who's stupid, ya know
bambam1a @baehyuncockatoo lmao look at this mama
im.a.whale01 okay. whatever.
baekhyuncockatoo ohhhh love quarrel
taelien.1230 @im.a.whale01 gukieeee :'c
demnfeelsbruh aww jeongguk is mad :---(
chimchimney why did you say that to the father of your baby omg​
chimchimney WAIT BOYS CAN'T GET PREGNANT WTH.
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author's note:

welcome to 7th chapter of Hunger Tae-
guess who's suffering writer's block again? sighsssss

Will update next week, WILL TAEHYUNG AND JEONGGUK DATE?! HOW DID JIMIN FOUND OUT BOYS CAN'T GET PREGNANT? WILL WHALIEN MAKE UP AND JUST MAKE OUT? FIND OUT NEXT WEEK.

comments? please?