Just Jimin teasing Taehyung like crazy ft.Yoongi giving 00.000000001% of shit

"Whatever you think that's good for your soul, you do that."

Taehyung whines, Jimin is not helping at all.

After what happen last night, Jimin barges in his room the next morning as Taehyung drown himself in 2 gallons of ice cream for breakfast, stuffing them in his mouth as he stare helplessly on his phone. Jimin contemplated on whether smacking his bestfriend's head or hug him to death. He did both.

Jimin is like a mom, Taehyung guess he could ask for some advices He's regretting it right now.

"No, you don't understand! I asked Jeongguk to call someone he think is cute and ask them out and oh my guard-"

"What?!"

"He calls my phone, Chimin! He thinks I'm cute!" Taehyung dreamily hugs his pillow, burying his face before letting out a not so manly scream.

Jimin hums, "And then?"

Taehyung suddenly stop moving, his body slumping and he looks so sullen, "I threw a shoe at him.."

"You WHAT?!" Jimin screeches, scaring Taehyung and maybe his neighbors too. "That's a bitch move, Tae!"

"I know.. then I ran away and call him stupid in IG and I just... I'm sorry okay?"

Jimin sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose, "Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to Jeongguk. Poor boy. Just imagine what happened to his precious face after you threw a shoe at him. God, Tae!"

Taehyung imagines Jeongguk with a bruise on his face and no, Taehyung did not want that. Jeongguk is precious. His face is precious. (If he could, he'll shower Jeongguk's face with kisses- what?)

"And also, think about it! What if you'll never have the chance to see him naked?! Geez, Tae We're talking about Jeon-Fucking-Jeongguk. Everyone wants a piece of him, even me."

Taehyung's head whipped so fast he could hear some bones crack, "WHAT?!"

"Anyway, Did you know how many gifts he received last Valentines day? Well guess what? He never gave anything to anyone!"

"I know, I saw it in IG. He posted a photo of mountain of flowers and gifts."

"That's what I'm ta- WAIT, YOU'RE FREAKING STALKING HIM! THAT WAS LIKE A YEAR AGO HOLY SHI-"

"Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer Intense Research of an Individual for Future Purposes."

"As I was saying, you lost your chance for the once in a lifetime spot of being his date. Poof!" Taehyung (dramatically) groans and rolls on the ground, making Jimin roll his eyes, "The best relationship advice I would tell you is use a condom and lu-"

"We're not dating, chim."

"I'm giving you an Educational Knowledge for Future Purposes AKA Sex-Ed."

"What for?"

"Seriously, you're so..." Jimin pulls his hair in frustration, "I don't know how that pervert keep up with you."

"Pervert?" Taehyung tilts his head, Did Jimin mean Jeongguk? (If yes then wow, he really needs an award for keeping up with someone like Taehyung that he can't casually touch or smack the butt.)

"Let's clear something first. Do you want to stab his eyes?"

"Yes." (Yes, his eyes are too cute and Taehyung likes it a lot-)

"Have you ever think of him as someone who'll protect you?"

"Are you crazy? His body is bigger than mine, of cou-"

"What about his personality?"

"He's nice. Real nice, He's a jerk sometimes but he's a gentleman." Taehyung hugs the pink teddy bear named Cookie (He named it after the teddy bear's father, Jeongguk. But Jeongguk does not need to know about it. Shush. The teddy bear is from Chapter Six-) "He's a pervert but he's adorable and he's not that smart but he's cool and oh my god. Jimin I overheard him once talked to his parent over the phone and he's the sweetest creature I ever met, well Soonshim too but- JIMIN, JEONGGUK CRIED ONCE TO IRON MAN AND HOLY MACKEREL I THINK IT'S THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN, JIMIN HOLD ME I THINK I'M GOING TO FAINT-"

Jimin then leans forward before whispering, "Do you like Jeon Jeongguk?"

Taehyung stops rambling to furrow his eyebrows, "What? Of course-"

"I mean as in like, like you want to punch his face and then cuddle him and then eat McDonald's at 3 AM then maybe suck his dick too."

Taehyung may or may not daydreamed of that scenario last night (except the sucking dick part because Jeongguk eats his ass- oops)

"But it's all over now, Jeonggukie hates me." He frowns and he can hear Jimin grumble a 'Jeongguk let's you call him Jeonggukie?!'

"Think about this. Jeon Jeongguk is like the most expensive pair of shoes. You got him for free because you're lucky as fuck You're the only one who has Jeongguk. Now, since he's a limited edition, you're not going to lose him right?"

"Of course!"

"Now, Jeongguk is precious, do you want him to get hurt? To get scratches or lose a part of him?"

Taehyung shakes his head and listen carefully with wide eyes, as if Jimin's word is holy. (Which basically is because it's Jeongguk we're talking about here.)

"Do you want him to get worn out? No, right? So to avoid losing him, keep him. To keep him from getting hurt, take care of him. And no, don't use him. Things get worn out when we use it a lot, don't they? You get what I'm saying?"

Jimin curses the heaven and hell for giving a dumb friend who stare at him like he never understood anything what he said. "What I'm trying to say is take care of him like how you would take care of the most expensive, limited shit in this fucking crazy world. I'm pretty sure that kid will come around soon. Like, he'll like you back just ..."

"Just?"

"Call him and apologize!"

"But it's seven in the morning, he's probably still asleep."

Jimin sighs for the nth time that day before grabbing the younger's shoulder and looking straight to his eyes. "Tae, listen to me. Jeongguk's sleepy voice is seriously the sexiest shit you'll ever hear. Aren't you even curious?"

Taehyung plug in his earphones before dialing Jeongguk's number. (He uses earphones for better quality and for Jimin to not hear it.) After the fifth ring, Jeongguk answered the call, "Hello?"

Taehyung squeals. Jeongguk's voice is impossibly low and husky, and he obviously just woke up. (Jimin show him his "I told you so" face as he twerk in front of Taehyung)

"Hmm? Taehyung?"

"S-Say my name again please." Taehyung is visibly trembling and Jimin starts worrying. What if his best friend faint because of too much fanboying?

"Tae? Taehyung?"

Taehyung screams before ending the call then he felt something wet on his face before everything turns black. Jimin panics and- oh my gosh, is that blood? Taehyung's nose is bleeding?!

(Taehyung woke up two hours later with flowers around him, cotton shoved in his nose and a crying Jimin beside him. He reach out for his phone to read Jeongguk's message asking if he's alright and his nose bleeds again. Because the phone attacks his face and landed on his perfectly nose. Well at least Jeongguk didn't hate him.)

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chimchimney ATM (Tae is having mental breakdown)
#bff #friendshipgoals @im.a.whale01
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chimchimney ooopss. i accidentally tag someone else @taelien.1230
taelien.1230 @chimchiney gOODBYE. FRIENDSHIP OVER.
bambam1a i heard screaming earlier, you guys alright?
im.a.whale01 @d.boy_mothafucka
baekhyuncockatoo ohhhh my son is blooming ahhh
taelien.1230 @im.a.whale01 gukie! Are you free tmrrw? Can I come over? < 3
crowtit aww ^ :---D
demnfeelsbruh ikr, taehyung is going on a ride? winkwonk
chimchimney oMG YOONGI LIKED MY POST EEK @taelien.1230
d.boy_mothafucka Don't fall in love. Fall off the bed, it hurts less.
im.a.whale01 @taelien.1230 i'm free tomorrow afternoon. see you.
olay.thefaultinourlotion am i the only one waiting for valentines day? #GgukTae
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author's note:

sorrynotsorry-
jimin is me when giving advices. : D yes contact me if you have problems aye, my katalk is always open for you-
i think my grades are getting lower- woah

Will update next week, I WONDER HOW JEONGGUK IS DOING- AND OMG TAEHYUNG REALIZED HIS CRUSH FOR THE YOUNGER (FINALLY)

SPOLIERS: NO THEY ARE NOT GOING TO DATE YET BECAUSE THERE'S LIKE 40 CHAPTERS FOR THIS STORY- MWUAHAHAHAH BUT WAIT ONE MORE CHAPTER BEFORE VALENTINE'S SPECIAL CHAPTER

comments? please? I WILL TRY TO REPLY THEM- I JUST ALWAYS FORGET TO DO SO