Jeongguk spouting a huge amount of pick up lines to friends, Taehyung getting jealous and confronting Jeongguk which kind just calls for them being late for class

Everything seems weird, Taehyung is alone in his dark, gloomy room. He shivers and lie on his side as he curls into a ball and nuzzle his pillow, frowning when he realize the pillow is hard as a stone. He suddenly heard a loud noise behind him, and then there's a sound of breaking glass and a loud shriek. He turn around so fast he literally see light, very bright light. He squints and close his eyes when he failed to decipher the source of light. When he open his eyes again, he come face to face with-

Park Jimin?

"I hope you guys don't do something in the kitchen, I'm assuming nothing happened since both of you are still wearing your clothes but.." Jimin leans back and wiggle his eyebrows.

Taehyung frowns in confussion and try to sit up when his head throb. And then something shifts underneath him, something hard. The young man sneak a peek and he almost black out when he realize he's on top Jeon Jeongguk, who have his arms wrapped around his waist tightly and his head buried on Taehyung's hair.

He panics even more when Jeongguk hugs him closer, placing a soft kiss on his temple. Then he heard the shuttering sound of camera and Taehyung suddenly wants to kill a certain midget.

Just then, Kim Seokjin enters the room, trying to pull the two apart ("Who told you guys to get drunk? Now it's 6 in the morning and classes will start in an hour!") but Taehyung latches tightly, His whines wake up Jeongguk who lowers his hand to squeeze the elder's butt. "Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it."

Everyone in the room gasp, except Taehyung who's 50 shades darked than a tomato. He murmurs a soft "Stop saying crap like that to me." before he felt the younger tap his butt.

"Okay, get up."

In the end they couldn't get up because according to Taehyung, the room is drunk. (Taehyung also end up cupping Jeongguk's morning hood, making him blush again, but the younger shrug it off, saying they're both guys and they both have a dick, so what's the big deal? Now Taehyung is contemplating whether he should ask Jeongguk if he can see his dick, What? They're both guys and they both have a dick, so what's the big deal?

"You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that."

Taehyung chokes on his milk when he heard Jeongguk said that to Jimin from across the room. Yoongi rolls his eyes as he hug his spazzing boyfriend closer. ("You heard that, babe? Jungkook senpai noticed me!" "Stop that, for fuck's sake.")

"Hey Yoongi hyung."

Jeongguk sits beside Taehyung, the latter casually stuffing his face with breakfast.

"Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?"

Namjoon snorts, the newspaper he's holding tears into half. "Oh shit."

"Hey, Hoseok hyung."

Hoseok, who's been playing on his phone, finally look up. "What's up, kid?"

"There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount."

"You mean, seahorse right?" Jimin high-fives Jin.

"Jin hyung? Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?"

Taehyung grumbles and stand up, bringing his own bowl of cereals on his way to his room.

"Namjoon hyu-"

Taehyung slammed his door shut, he regret it eventually when the loud noise made his head throb. He vow to never drink again.

Meanwhile, Hoseok whistles, everyone is surprised with the second youngest's action.

"What did just happen?" Jimin blinks.

Jin sighs, "Well, at least he's not Namjoon, if Namjoon do that, I'm pretty sure the walls will collapse too."

"Jeongguk, let's talk."

"But hyung, we're going to be la-"

Taehyung pulls them to the side, waiting for the other students to walk ahead.

After Taehyung's unexpected burst earlier, Jeongguk volunteered to walk the elder to class, just to make sure Taehyung will arrive to his class unharmed. And now, the two are surely going to be late.

"Gukkie, why are saying things like that?"

"What what?"

"Why are you blurting out those... stupid lines."

"Why not?"

"It makes you look stupid."

Jeongguk raises his eyebrow teasingly, "Why do you care?"

Taehyung blushes and quickly shoves the younger away. "I'm not! It's just- you will look more stupid than you are!"

Jeongguk knot his eyebrows together and place his hands on the elder's waist before tickling him. Taehyung tries to squirm away from Jeongguk's torturing fingers (read: lovely fingers)

The duo are enjoying, laughing and screaming in the middle of the now empty halls when they heard the sound of clearing throat. They both look up to found their teacher, standing in front of them with an eyebrow raised. (P.S. She's the scariest teacher you've ever met, you better get away ASAP)

"Isn't it my time now? what are you boys doing here?"

"Uhh we're-"

"Shut it, you're 3 minutes late. Detention after school. You too, Mr Jeon."

Jeongguk was about to protest when all of the sudden, Taehyung covers his mouth. (Taehyung pouts and avoid speaking to him the whole day, Jeongguk on the other hand is whining about the teacher, and their friends feel hopeless.)

"It's your fault."

Taehyung finally speak from across the room. He's pouting and looking away from Jeongguk. (This is the first time he got a detention, excuse you.)

"Excuse me, but you're the one who told me to 'talk' to you."

Jeongguk watch as Taehyung gasp dramatically and march to where he sits. "It's your fault for being stupid!" He shrieks, pointing his index finger to Jeongguk.

Jeongguk just laugh, throwing his head back.

"What- Stop laughing! I'm serious here!"

Taehyung huffs and Jeongguk tries to calm down, eventually pulling Taehyung forward by his arm.

Taehyung doesn't know if he like this or no. They are so close, so close that their nose touched, his mind suddenly went blank.

"Are you jealous?"

Jeongguk smirks as he lean closer, their lips barely touching when the door flies open. The girl then screams making the two back away from each other.

"Oh God, TaeKook is KISSING!"

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JK_TRASH i saw them earlier. THEY KISSED
neworld nice!
jidragon nose goals
taeboobs WHAT? @JK_TRASH?
bambam1a ARE YOU SERIOUS?! @JK_TRASH
kookiecookies I saw them together earlier tho
junghyungbabies I heard they've been dating since April 5
taekookonfiyaah really? @junghyungbabies
bultaoreune_ Are WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THEY ACKNOWLEDge THE SHIP? @bts_fier
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GUESS WHO'S BACK??
GANADARAMABASAA HAKUNA MATATA BITCHESSSSS
I FINALLY UPDATED OMFG

I'M EXPECTING FOR THEM TO KISS THOUGH ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'll try to update soon c:

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