Where Jeongguk annoys Tae with pick up lines. Of course, pokemon references.

Monday soon comes, the clouds are blocking the sun. It's a rainy day and the rain knocks on his windows. Taehyung should be getting ready or else he's going to be late and wouldn't be able to catch his bus. But it's raining and he just wants to stay in his bed and snuggle his stuff toys wile watching anime or something. What a great day to be alive.

The pitter patter sound of the rain lulls him back to sleep.

When he open his eyes again, the rain finally stop. His eyes scan his surrounding. It's still cloudy outside, the fact that his room seems so dark and gloomy. He sits up and grab his phone, checking the time.

10:50 AM.

Wow, he slept for 3 more hours and now he's definitely late. He notice there's a bunch of messages, 33 to be exact. 30 is from Jimin, asking him where he is and why he didn't saw him in the morning. One from Bambam, telling him someone looks for him. One from Hoseok, asking him and Jimin to sit with them on lunch break and one from unknown number, asking him if he's alright and if he's going to school. It was sent five minutes ago and Taehyung was about to ask who the ef is this when his phone vibrates, a new message flashing on the screen

10:48 AM
Jimin said u're not replying to his messages. u okay? are u going to school?
10:52 AM
This is Jeongguk. sorry if I ask for ur number.

Taehyung may or may not read it 10 times before squealing in delight. JEON JEONGGUK ASKED FOR HIS NUMBER AND TEXTED HIM AND ASKED HIM IF HE'S GOING TO SCHOOL.

After a while, he decided to reply the cutiepie with "yea, see u at lunch :D" because Jimin once told him to never make hot guys wait.

Once he enter the cafeteria, he already noticed Jimin and Yoongi literally hitting each other. Hoseok is screaming again, while Namjoon dramatically waves his hands, hitting his boyfriend's arm who's taking a video of himself while eating a bowl of kimchi (Seokjin owns a food vlog apparently) Jeongguk is no where to be seen and he sadly pouts. He imagined earlier on his way to cafeteria that Jeongguk will slowly turn around, give him a warm smile and probably give him a kiss too.

"You must be an HM, 'cause boy, you're unforgetable."

Taehyung squeaks and whips around to come face to face with the guy he's been looking for. "God, Jeongguk, you scared me!"

"What's up with the frown? Missed me?" A sly smile appears on Jeongguk's lips and Taehyung tries not to stare but damn, he looks good in black and his piercings, god yes, take me.

"What? Of course not!" Taehyung mentally slap himself because he sound so defensive and the smirk on the younger's face is not helping at all. God, have mercy on him.

"You must be Pikachu, you shocked me with your electrifying personality."

That's it. He covers his face and runs to Jimin, squeezing himself between Yoongi and Jimin. "Hi."

"Jimin hyung. Do you mind?" Jeongguk smiles innocently, you know, the smile that makes Jimin melt so he absentmindedly nods and stand up, sitting on Yoongi's left side instead. Taehyung wants to curse but mom said it's bad and Santa will put him on the year's naughty list so he shut his mouth. He tried though. But when Jeongguk sit next close to him he utter a "please, you're too close."

Everyone in the table stop. Hoseok's mouth is wide open, Jimin's hand is still on Yoongi's cheek, squishing it. Yoongi's brows are furrowed, Jin stop chewing, and the thing that broke the ice in their table is when Namjoon lowers his hand slowly and it accidentally hits his pencil, breaking it into two.

But really. Kim Taehyung. The resident Koala just complain for Jeongguk's closeness and what the hell? Jeon Jeongguk, the emo boy, is clinging at Taehyung. What the hell is happening?

"Uhm, Tae what's wrong?"

"Jeongguk is so annoying!" He whines and it sound so cute and Jeongguk found himself smiling and he clears his throat to cover his slip up.

"How so?" Jimin nudges his side. Taehyung sighs dramatically, "He's using Pokemon references on pick up lines and I just-" I like it so much oh shit somebody hold me-

"I think I also need a Paralyz Heal, because damn, you're so stunning."

"I'm done. I'm out." Yoongi groans and covers his ears. Seokjin coos because wow his baby Gukkie is now a man wow.

And to make it worse, in one of Taehyung's afternoon classes, Jeongguk walks in with a wide grins. Every girl in the class squeals, the boys are envy. Especially when Jeongguk walks towards Taehyung (The teacher is too shock to even stop the Almighty Jeongguk) and placing his favorite Strawberry drink. Taehyung shyly smiles, hia face is burning. It even redden more when the younger return his smile and gosh he wants to scream 'Be Jealous!' to everyone's face.

"You must know Earthquake. Why are you shaking my heart every time you smile?"

Jeongguk left after bowing to the teacher and throwing a cute wink at dumbfounded Taehyung.

When Taehyung is packing his things (AKA throwing his books in his locker) his phone rings and he dances to it until the sound ended. He unlocks it and Jeon Jeongguk's name appears on his notification bar.

04:20 PM.
You're so hot, I think I need a Burn Heal.

"JEON JEONGGUK!!"

Taehyung sprints to look for the brat, his face as red as a fresh tomato. Laughter can be heard at the end of the hallway, followed by a loud "Ouch! Tae, what the hell?" and an evil laugh that scares the other student.

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taelien.1230 shut up >////< aldkjagfaifhef
demnfeelsbruh are they dating or nah? shesus pls the scene earlier omg
taekooktrashlol HOLY SHEEZZZ ILY GUYS
chimchimney When your best friend who lives under the rock is with a hot mothafucka ┐(ツ)┌​
bambam1a i thought tae is wearing a bra bcs bra strap then u realize its just his shirt lmao,
baekhyuncockatoo kim taehyung seducing jeon jeongguk since 1995- lololol
tinderella101heh when you thought Jeongguk is straight.
im.a.whale01 I'm BI. @tinderella101heh
taelien.1230 oh! he's taesexual. @tinderella101heh
im.a.whale01 whatever you say princess
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author's note:
ADVANCE MERRY CHRISTMAS <3 Here's my gift for you~
i'll never get tired of using Pokemon references. unfortunately, this will be the last chapter (i think) with pokepuns yikes
also I want to thank all the taekook trash here who loves my story. Let's be trash together yeah?
I would like to thank BigHit too for shipping TaeKook in almost every thing they do (photoshoot, bts gayo etc), God bless the 7 idiot boys, the company and this fandom. I love you armys. let's wish for taekook kissing scene or smth bECAUSE A KISS ON THE EAR IS NOT ENOUGH TAEHYUNG YOU GOTTA KISS THAT PLUMP LIPS- JEONGGUK U BETTER HURRY THE FUCK UP OF ELSE ANOTHER MEMBER WILL KISS YOUR FREAKING CRUSH
i'm so fucking emotional damn it.
i'll update before Tae's birthday <3
For now, enjoy the Holiday c:

comments? please?