"The struggle is real." -Park Jimin.

It's a lovey day and he's eating ice cream inside a convenience store with his best friend, while chatting about guys (of course, guys). That's until a certain young man, known as Jeon Jeongguk, (who's wearing a tank top with his hoodie hanging over his shoulder) happens to be on the same area where they are and Jimin decided to be a nice guy (Mind you, Yoongi is Jeongguk's friend) inviting the younger kid to sit with them for a while. The said guy happily agreed and sits next to Taehyung. Park Jimin then starts regretting his choice. Once Jeongguk's seated, the two starts talking and arguing about different stuffs.

"Hey, Tae. What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?"

Taehyung furrow his eyebrows, Jeongguk's smile widens when the elder shake his head, "what?"

"A shoe."

It's cute. But Park Jimin looks like a third wheeler. Jeongguk will eventually ask him about Yoongi ("Are you interested with Yoongi?" "I heard you played basketball with Yoongi hyung before?") But most of the time, his attention is on Taehyung and Taehyung obviously likes it. (He's doing more aegyo than he does with Jimin)

​It's not that he's jealous or something (he's definitely jealous) but having two idiots flirting in front of you is reaaaally awkward and you're like, a breathing potato in front of them. He grabs his phone and pretend to text someone, except he's just scrolling through the late night texts he have with Yoongi. They're friends now, but he's too shy to send a random message first. So he settle on reading their texts.

Jimin is trying so hard to stifle his giggles to the point he accidentally fart. He bites his lower lip as he watch the duo in front of him narrows their eyes.

"Did you fart?"

Jeongguk speak first, nudging Taehyung's side. Taehyung gasp and hits Jeongguk's arm (obviously to touch the bare biceps) "I didn't!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! Maybe it's you, wow Jeongguk your fart smells bad."

Jeongguk rolls his eyes and flick the elder's forehead, "Have you ever smell a fart that does not smell bad? And excuse you, it's not me."

"Oh come on! You can just admit it. Farting is normal, you see?"

"Tae, its not me. It must be you, who knows?" Jeongguk smirks when Taehyung's eyes widen.

"Do you want me to sit my butt on your face, Jeongguk?"

Jimin's eyes widen, so does Jeongguk's. Apparently they're both thinking the same thing. The words that Taehyung has spoken, it's very dirty. (To Jimin and Jeongguk's point of view of course) Jimin mentally slap his head when an image of Taehyung sitting on Jeongguk's face appear on his mind.

Jeongguk awkwardly clears his throat, avoiding Taehyung's gaze, "N-no, Tae. That's not it."

"Okay, how about this, instead of making Jeongguk smell your.. asshole..." Jimin snap his fingers and point something at the shelf across them, "You see that box of pepero?"

The duo nods their head, "If you, Kim Taehyung, can steal it without getting caught, then you didn't fart."

Jeongguk was about to argue how senseless it is but Taehyung cut him off, "What if I get caught?"

"Tell them you're buying it."

"But I don't have money with me-"

"Shush my child, move." Jimin slightly pushes Taehyung towards the direction where the item is. Jeongguk beside him look worried and he secretly cooed how concern the younger is to his best friend.

Taehyung is doing fine, he already got the box of pepero with him. He's walking back to where his friends are when someone beside him coughs. He look beside him to come face to face with the scary cashier. She's eyeing the box on Taehyung's hands.

"Shoplifting, eh?" She said, raising her eyebrows and Taehyung almost pee on his pants.

"N-No! I'm just-"

"You just what?"

"I-"

"Baby, did you get your pepero?" Jeongguk casually wraps his arm around the elder's waist and Jeongguk is lost for a moment when he realize how slim the elder's waist is. (Taehyung wonders if Jimin is watching them, he wants to yell at him how fast his heart beats and he think it's not normal)

Taehyung get the idea and clings onto Jeongguk's shirt, pouting his lips, (Jeongguk's breath hitches) "Yes boo, but she's..."

Jeongguk looks at the cashier, raising his eyebrow and staring intimidately at her, "What are you doing here? We're paying."

The lady bows her head and mumble an apology and walks back behind the counter. Taehyung heard Jeongguk chuckle, dragging him to where the drinks are and opens the cooler, getting three bottles of juice for them.

"You look scared, baby."

"Well boo, she looks so scary." Taehyung frowns and eyes the box on his hand. They walk to the counter, the younger grabbing the box and placing them on the counter, along with the bottles. Taehyung watches as Jeongguk pulls out his wallet, his arms flexing and he stare in awe.

The cashier hurriedly check the items and return Jeongguk's change, bowing and apologizing again. The duo both return to where they are sitting earlier, Jimin grinning at them.

"That's. Fucking. Hilarious!"

Taehyung frowns and burry his face on his hands, "I want to cry."

"Aww your babyboo is shy!" Jimin nudges Jeongguk who chuckles in amusement as Taehyung whines.

Jungkook gently pry off Taehyung's hand from his face, rubbing his wrist at the same time.

"Are you okay?"

"Finer than a frog hair."

"You know what's really odd?" Jeongguk suddenly said, wrapping his arm around Taehyung's waist.

Taehyung blushes and tries to scowl (but he failed that's why Jeongguk's smile widens, his eyes shinning with amusement), "Numbers not divisable by two."

The youngest then dramatically sigh, removing the hand wrapped around Taehyung's waist (Tae tried to not yell at Jeongguk to put it around him again) "I know that joke was so bad, I can't even."

Jimin halts and raises his hand, gaining the attention from the duo, "Wait, the frogs have hairs?"

In a distant, Namjoon broke his newly bought notebook, tearing it into two.

"Fuck, someone is being stupid right now."

Jin inspects the notebook with amusement, "Must be our friend."

"Yeah, must be Jimin."

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chimchimney third wheel? more like unicycle ;)) ps. FROG HAVE HAIR?! @taelien.1230 @im.a.whale01
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bambam1a i pity you....
baekhyuncockatoo awww
jinderella pretty < 3
taelien.1230 my neck looks like a giraffe's
im.a.whale01 you look tall. whyyyy
chimchimney uhm guys lets not talk about height
jinderella namjoon here, no, they don't have hair gdi.
chimchimney seriously? but tae said he's "finer than a frog hair?"
jinderella it means he's fine as possible, i think. because frogs don't have hairs.
chimchimney omg i'm an idiot.
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author's note:
this is for my taebaby's birthday but i'll be gone for a while so.. happy birthday alien hngg GET WELL SOON DAEGU BOYS ;; ILY
THE "Finer than a frog hair" line is from a book called Angel's Verdict by Mary Stanton. It's cool af.
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BTW, i'll update soon <3

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