Getting drunk and apologizing

It's the loud knocking outside that made Jeongguk snap out of his train of thoughts about Taehyung. It's already past midnight He slowly walk towards the door, getting ready for another punch from Yoongi hyung. When he open the door, he quickly slam it close, blinking his eyes quickly.

He slowly open it this time and Taehyung slap his cheek and his hand settle there, before giggling, "I hate you and you hate me, were even now right?"

Jimin behind him sigh, handing him a bottle of vodka before walking away, Yoongi giving him the look of don't fuck this up and don't fuck him either.

Taehyung snake his arms around the younger's neck as Jeongguk close the door without a word. He drags the drunk Taehyung (who keeps mumbling about how much he hates Jeongguk) to the couch, placing the bottle on the coffee table and making Taehyung sit.

"Look, Tae, I did't-"

"Shush!" Taehyung hold up a hand, grabbing the bottle and opening it before chugging it down. "I get it. You haaaate me. You find me weird!" He hiccups, "You're just like... li-like them! Making me feel happy and all and then..."

He sobs, clutching the younger's shirt and wiping his face using it, "Calls me weird and crazy.. I am n-not! Am I not normal, Jeongguk? Do you really think I'm insane?"

Jeongguk was about to answer when the bottle hit his head so hard he can feel tears forming in his eyes. Taehyung laughs so loud, it scares Jeongguk. "Fuck, Taehyung you're perfect."

Taehyung stops, then he looks up with wide eyes at Jeongguk, "I am?" Jeogguk nods, "No, you're just saying that!"

The younger shakes his head and steal the bottle from Taehyung's hand before drinking on it (Indirect kiss-) "How about I get drunk too so we could tell each other everything we're afraid to say when we're sober?"

Taehyung doesn't say anything, he just watch as the younger chug down half of the bottle's content.

"I fucking hate myself right now for making you cry. God damn it I'm sorry. I didn't mean it, Tae. You're.. you're.."

"I'm?"

"You're beautiful, you know?"

Taehyung stares, then he laugh, "Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

Jeongguk dead-panned and tries not to facepalm (he miserably fail) as he watch the elder hiccups. He chugs the remaining amount of alcohol and shake his head, "Fuck, we have classes tomorrow.. I mean later- what the fuck, TAE!"

Taehyung crawls to the kitchen and tries to open the mini fridge with his mouth, and then he bitch slap it when he failed to do so. Jeongguk drunkenly walks to him and tugs him back, away from the poor fridge, "We're going to suffer hangovers tomorrow."

"A hangover is the wrath of grapes." Taehyung snorts, "Besides, I'm not drunk!"

"Oh really? Then, how many sides does a circle have?"

Taehyung beams and pull Jeongguk down next to him, placing his head on the younger's lap. "Two!"

Sitting on the floor of the kitchen is not very ideal way of making up. But Jeongguk is tipsy and the elder is drunk, no one gives a shit and no one cares anyway (it's not like Jimin or Yoongi will see them.)

"Tae, you're drunk."

"No, listen to me, it has two sides, an inside and an outside."

Before Jeongguk could even react, Taehyung lift his head off the younger's head and stand up, running (read: stumbling) to where Jin places his frying pan. He grab the thing and poor salt and pepper in it, Jeongguk watching on the floor, amused.

"Taehyung-"

"If a seagull flies over the sea, what flies over the bay?"

"What?"

"A bagel! Gukkie! We're making a bagel, come here!"

"No Tae, listen to me. I'm-"

"Shhh, do they put pineapples in bagel?"

"Kim Taehyung!"

Taehyung looks up and return to where Jeongguk is sitting, "Yes?"

"What I did yesterday.. It's not like.... I don't mean it okay? It's just that-"

Taehyung abruptly sit on the younger's lap and raise Jeongguk's phone. "Say cheese!" Jeongguk heard the snapping sound of his phone and then he taps on the screen so the younger (who's squirming uncomfortably because fuck, Taehyung is sitting on my crotch-) takes this advantage and continue to speak,

"I'm sorry, Tae. I know what I said was mean and really stupid of me to do it when you're just being cute and playfully and fuck, I didn't mean it holy shit. Forgive me please, Yoongi's punch hurt me so much and I hate seeing you sad and- Tae?"

Taehyung already passed out in his arms, soft snores coming out of his mouth. Jeongguk snorts and grab his phone and unlocks it, only to find the instagram open with a newly posted photo. He reads the caption and he laughs to himself. Oh well, looks like he's not gong to delete the post, probably also going to keep the new username, and he do look handsome on the photo anyway. Well fuck it, he thinks, as he close his eyes and drift to dreamland.

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crowtit tae's gukkie and gukkie's tae oMG
chimchimney is this the way u say he's mine/i'm yours now?
deadleaves.11 Jeongguk looks handsome, i'm gay for him
dopesomegoodshit taetae needs to chill
bambam1a are u drunk
baekhyuncockatoo are u sitting on jeon's lAP OMG YOU SNEAKY BISH
jinderella aww this innocent babies
chimchimney please don't fuck ^ uhm no
theycallme.pepsi tae was like oh shit i'm sitting on his d'ck
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author's note:
YOU GOTTA GIMME AWARD BCS SHIT I'M MAKING A STORY USING DIFFERENT PROMPTS FROM GOOGLE
^ IDK WHAT THE FUDGE I'M DOING BUT IT'S WORKING ANYWAY-
my jokes are so corny but still aMAIZE-ing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ON NEXT CHAPTER, WILL TAEHYUNG REALIZE HE FALL ASLEEP WHILE SITTING ON JEON'S DICK? WHAT ABOUT JEONGGUK'S MORNING WOOD? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POOR FRYING FAN AND FRIDGE? AND OH MAN HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE CLASSES TOMORROW RIGHT>?

^ well i fucked this up, pray for almighty shesus that i can do something about that to whatever the next prompt is

comments? please?