Where Taehyung enters Jeongguk's room without the younger's consent and everyone's jokes start making sense for him... Not.

Another thing that Jeon Jeongguk hate is when his roommate, Kim Namjoon, left the door unlock. He got this hobby of banging his head and singing rock songs whilst wearing only his boxers. (He just got out from the shower, damnit) Linkin Park's song came blasting through the speakers, banging his still wet hair, droplets of water landing everywhere, his body still wet. Jeongguk grabs his phone, using at as his makeshift microphone, lip-syncing.

And that's when a certain Kim Taehyung barges in. His eyes went comically wide as he stare at the younger's well toned body. This is it, his eyes are now completely tainted. He needs to wash his eyes with holy water (maybe even his mind too because Wow, look at that yummy body and I'm thinking something dirty.)

In a span of week, the duo gets closer, as in literally. Taehyung clings himself to Jeongguk the moment they see each other and the people around them doesn't mind. Instead, they enjoy the look on Jeongguk's face every time Taehyung pouts at him and ask him to carry him. In bridal style. He always give in to Taehyung's request. But yesterday was different. Our Jeonggukkie was shy and really not in mood (because his teacher decided to put him under pressure and make him answer their seatwork for only 15 minutes) and he said something like "I'm tired, Tae. Don't be so stubborn, goddamnit" in hope that the elder understood and let him hide in his shell and sulk. Of course, little Tae misunderstood and thought that his cookie hates him so he sulk with a permanent pout until Jeongguk sighs and said, "I'll make it up to you.".

Making it up means watching a 180 minutes documentary about aliens and another 150 minutes for whales (Jeongguk curses the person who send Taehyung the cds, he once stole them from Taehyung and attempted to burn it but Taehyung caught him on act and Jeongguk swears that will be the last time he'll spent almost all of his allowance for that month just to buy Taehyung a big, fluffy, pink teddy bear to stop him from wailing.) Jeongguk invited him to his dorm since his roommate will be gone until tomorrow. And that was the reason Taehyung is standing from across the room with mouth wide open and very wide eyes.

"F-Fuck.." Jeongguk hastily unlocks his phone to stop the music and he rushes back inside to get dressed.

Kim Taehyung stands still until the door open again and Jeongguk told him to take a sit, their eyes not even meeting. "So.. uh, let me set it up." Jeongguk reach out to grab for the CDs but their skin touched and Taehyung flinches. (He's afraid that Jeongguk can feel how hot and weird he's feeling right now)

Jeongguk shrug the reaction off. Sensing the awkwardness between them, he immediately put the disc on and plops down the couch, tapping the space side him while looking up with hopeful expression.Taehyungg seems to get it and quickly crawl his way to Jeongguk's side to cuddle.

It's an unspoken rule to always cuddle Taehyung when it's only the two of them or else Taehyung will throw tantrums. Jeongguk does not want to be homeless so he let the elder nuzzle his face against his chest. He's pretty sure Taehyung likes feeling his well-toned body. (Which is true, that's why Taehyung needs a one yeard supply of Holy Water.)

30 minutes into Alien Documentaries when Taehyung gives him the look. Jeongguk raise his eyebrows to ask 'what' as the elder's eyes move to look at something across the room. His eyes follow wherever he's looking and it lands on his messy bed.

"Jeonnguk? I want it."

Namjoon whistle as he walk, behind him are his four friends. He texted Jeongguk earlier, telling him that they'll pass by to check on him before going out. As he fishes for the keys, a voice familiar to them echoes through the door,

"Tae, is it in?"

And then there are grunting sound and a faint thud. Everyone stare at the door with curious gaze, "Y-Yeah.."

"Does it hurt?"

And then Taehyung (they are pretty sure it's him because that kid got a deep voice, contrast to his cute face) winces and Jeongguk can be heard yelling 'fuck!'

"Jeongguk, oh my- it hurts!"

"Let me put it slowly. I'm sorry, I'll be gentle."

"Stop gripping too tight," and then there's another 'thud' sound, "I'm going to have bruises there."

"Sorry, you okay there?"

Seokjin had enough, he steal the keys from his boyfriend to unlock the door and to found out the door is not locked. He quickly walks in (the others following with their phones and camera app ready) and in front of him, there's a kneeling Jeongguk, Taehyung sitting on Jeongguk's bed with his leg slightly parted and they're both sweaty. The duo still, oblivious that they have audiences, continue whatever they're doing.

"Okay, let's try another again."

Jeongguk stands up while holding one of his shoe, Taehyung grabs his arm to help him from falling down when he try standing up because wow, his foot hurts a lot.

"Yeah, Let's try another shoe size, cookie monster."

The other five stare at them like they've grown another head.

"What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?" Hoseok ask Taehyung (the most innocent person in the room, bless his soul) as he munch on his pizza.

After settling down and trying to forget about accusing the duo of having sex, they ordered pizza and decided to stay, in case the two decided to Netflix and Chill.

"What?" Taehyung looks up, his head laying on Jeongguk's lap who's absentmindedly feeding Taehyung pizza. (He didn't notice what he's doing, too caught up with the game he's playing on his phone called Fallout Shelter. The others noticed of course, that's why they're sharing a knowing smile.)

"Where you put the cucumber."

Seokjin chokes, Jimin cackles, Yoongi rolls his eyes, Namjoon breaks the fridge's door, Taehyung looks confused and Jeongguk just snickers.

"Me, me!" Jimin stands up, "What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?"

Jeongguk scoffs, grabbing another slice of pizza, "They're both used as a meat substitute."

Everyone laughs, well... except for Kim Taehyung.

Hoseok raise his hand again, "What sexual position produces the ugliest children?"

"Ask your mother."

Everyone stare at Taehyung because of his unexpected answer,

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im.a.whale01 guess who's using this phone #nottaehyung
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im.a.whale01 wtf are you doing you stupid
bambam1a lmao omfg
canyouturnoffyourphone aww this is cute
baekhyuncockatoo relationship goals!
kookieberry oppa, get married already! @im.a.whale01
taelien.1230 @im.a.whale01 ouch. okay
im.a.whale01 maybe tomorrow ;)
im.a.whale01 sighss, i'm sorry tae.
babyoil wait taehyung is a guy?
cottonbuds he's a guy wtf seriouslty?! @babyoil
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author's note:
I UPDATED HOORAY
I may or may not write another one shoot soon oops-
gdi TaeKook be sailing ah yeah. Fallout is mention above, I play Fallout 4 tbh -

I wrote this while listening to F*ck You All The Time. Yeah. I'm such a terrible person.

comments? please?