thewrightway: the pose you strike when you have indigestion but your crush is watching
tagged: mjsantiago
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hitomikomatsu: um crush implies mel is capable of love

scottwoods12: cute picture guys!

username: i snorted loudly enough to cause concern to my roommate

username: is it bad that i'm a little bit in love with ian?

username: is it bad that i'm a lot in love with mel?

username: YES MEL YES

username: sorry mel is private so this is how i'm being fed atm

mjsantiago: um i hope you're full? let me know if you want seconds? username

username: oh honey

username: my favorite 90 year old

username: she's so out of the loop😂

username: where's rudd and urban dictionary when you need him

paulrudd: did someone say urban dictionary

anthonymackie: no one said anything these are instagram comments paulrudd

username: my favorite married couple

thewrightway: mel stop being unhip you'll make me look bad mjsantiago

mjsantiago: implying you needed any help in the first place

username: i just went oooo and aged 7 years in reverse

username: she's so rude?? i thought she was supposed to be his friend??

username: i know like leave ian alone hoe username

thewrightway: look mel i have a fan base now!^^ mjsantiago

username: i love how that's what he focuses on

username: negativity? ian's never heard of it

username: king of positive outlooks on life❤️❤️

username: he's the complete opposite of mel lmao

hitomikomatsu: honestly how are you two friends

thewrightway: we were friends from the minute we met hitomikomatsu

karanormal: well that's not true

thewrightway: okay well we were friends from the minute mel hit me with my own car

username: goals😍😍😍

username: i feel like this merits an explanation

mjsantiago: it's a long story

thewrightway: no it's not that's the story mjsantiago

mjsantiago: listen you hit the car with your body

username: a mood

username: i never look this good even if my crush is watching

juneharmon: but how could your crush be watching if he's all the way in la mjsantiago

username: i gasped out loud

username: i love june harmon more than my biological sister😍

zendaya: mom is so good to me

username: ZENDAYA IM

mjsantiago: if this was twitter i'd be destroying you through memes zendaya

username: meme team

username: but did she deny the existence of mom???

tomholland2013: i'm here and i'm ready to be emotionally crushed by mel

mjsantiago: well i'm here to deny the existence of mom tomholland2013

tomholland2013: and that's the sound of my heart shattering into 29 pieces mjsantiago

mjsantiago: soon it's going to be the sound of your bones shattering into 29 pieces tomholland2013

tomholland2013: wow don't stop sweet talking me mjsantiago

mjsantiago: shush you melon rind tomholland2013

juneharmon: this is some sexual tension right here

mjsantiago: hey when i kill you can i have the $876 dollars in your savings account juneharmon

juneharmon: hang on how do you know how much money is in my savings account mjsantiago

mjsantiago: wild guess juneharmon

username: true friends know everything about each other

mjsantiago: we're really too close i once waxed june's legs for her username

mjsantiago: it was horrible like a shark attack at a sunday school

username: how i'm tryna be

username: well that's a visual

juneharmon: when we get older we're going to buy houses next door with a pool going across both our backyards

mjsantiago: yeah but i get the diving board

chadwickboseman: careful remember what hollywood taught us happens to witches when they get too close to water mjsantiago

username: SWEET FUCKING SHIT

username: damn chad!!

username: mel is going to tear him apart i can't wait

mjsantiago: i don't know what you're talking about i'm an easy going gal username

karanormal: you once measured a ruler with another ruler mjsantiago

flameboy451: you once color coded the underwear drawers of everyone in our dorm mjsantiago

remytherat: you once said you would rip my ears off my head and feed them to me for using 13 point font instead of 12 mjsantiago

ballernina: you once convinced melanie gibson to get matching lower back tattoos with you and then went home after she got hers just because she said you were short mjsantiago

thewrightway: you once didn't come out of your room for 3 days you were so ashamed you split an infinitive in the group chat mjsantiago

juneharmon: you once deleted every song on my ipod touch and replaced them all with cotton eyed joe because i used your chapstick mjsantiago

hitomikomatsu: you once punched a goat in the face mjsantiago

hectoralvarez: you once punched me in the face mjsantiago

mjsantiago: status update: about to attend 7 funerals

AUTHOR'S NOTE: this chapter really got away from me i have no idea what happened here. i really feel like the quality of this fic is dropping drastically i'm sorry