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tomholland2013
it's zendaya and i'm here to beg you to take pity on tom

tomholland2013
seriously girl if you told this boy to jump off a bridge he would

melsantiago
don't tempt me

tomholland2013
😂😂

tomholland2013
he deadass won't shut up tho

melsantiago
put him on maybe we can figure something out

tomholland2013
YES OMG

tomholland2013
IM GOING

tomholland2013
HES GELLING HIS HAIR BUT ILL MAKE HIM STOP

tomholland2013
it's tom what's up

melsantiago
not your testosterone levels apparently

tomholland2013
is this about my hair

tomholland2013
because i'm allowed to devote a few hours out of my day to making sure my locks stay beautiful

melsantiago
did you say a few hours

tomholland2013
a few minutes

tomholland2013
i meant a few minutes

melsantiago
you spend hours on your hair and yet it still looks like what kara pulled from the drain yesterday

tomholland2013
status update: ego bruised beyond repair

melsantiago
i actually did need to talk to you about something though

tomholland2013
status update: healing through the power of love

melsantiago
i'll leave right this instant you stale bread crumb

tomholland2013
no i'm sorry

tomholland2013
i take it all back

melsantiago
nah i'm gone

tomholland2013

tomholland2013
i have pudding

melsantiago
i'm back

tomholland2013
you're shockingly easy to bribe

tomholland2013
i could easily trick you into coming into the sewer if i was an evil clown

melsantiago
did you mean: my worst childhood fear

tomholland2013
really?

melsantiago
my parents once took me to a circus when i was 9 and i stabbed a hole in the ball the clown was supposed to balance on during his act it deflated during the show and he fell and broke his tailbone

tomholland2013
you as a child gives me fucking chills

tomholland2013
i always though you aged into the sadism thing

melsantiago
no i was born with it

melsantiago
maybelline

tomholland2013
oh wait i was supposed to talk to you about something important!

melsantiago
wait me too

melsantiago
what's yours about

tomholland2013
return of the jebi

melsantiago
mine too

melsantiago
although i refuse to acknowledge that name's existence

melsantiago
ya girl scammed june into staying at seb's apartment

melsantiago
save your applause please

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tomholland2013
we've successfully enacted stage 1: communication

tomholland2013
i got seb to text june about work stuff but i know they're already sending nudes by now

melsantiago
uh gross

melsantiago
okay on to step 2: contact

tomholland2013
i have a plan for that

tomholland2013
when you're down in la you can go out to lunch with june and i'll go out with seb

tomholland2013
and then wow we bump into each other at the same restaurant! crazy stuff!

tomholland2013
and then you have an emergency and we have to leave and then boom they're on a date alone

tomholland2013
speaking of which how well can you fake a heart attack

tomholland2013
or maybe i should buy some fake blood

melsantiago
how much thought have you put into this

tomholland2013
it consumes all my waking hours

melsantiago
i want to call you weird but same

melsantiago
jeb till death

tomholland2013
jeb till death

tomholland2013
and then maybe after we leave i was thinking we could go get pudding or something

melsantiago
you had me at pudding

tomholland2013
i just trojan horsed a date into our jeb plan AHA
not sent!

tomholland2013
get ready to fall the fuck in love with me

melsantiago
what

tomholland2013
that wasn't supposed to send

tomholland2013
i have to go

tomholland2013
hitler is invading the rhineland

melsantiago
that happened 81 years ago

tomholland2013
bye!!!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: the parent trap but with love (not incest though) (that's fucked): a film by me, produced by my iOS app