gnomecoming
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daya

daya
the only picture i got yesterday but look how cute we are

laura ingalls wilder
aw i had such a great time guys!

caramel sauce
wow i look like a deep fried toenail wrapped in denim

laura ingalls wilder
beep beep lie detected

laura ingalls wilder
u look great

caramel sauce
but why do i look like i'm 2.63 feet tall

hollandaise sauce
because you are

caramel sauce
shut up you bowl of nine week old clam chowder

hairy son
it's just because your jacket is the size of tom's ego

hollandaise sauce
hey that's my jacket don't insult it

hollandaise sauce
wait also hey that's me don't insult me

caramel sauce
harrison i deem you adequate

daya
holy shit was that a compliment

hollandaise sauce
wait

corn on the j-cob
wow mel practically just agreed to lay down her life for haz

hairy son
you too seem to be of average standards

caramel sauce
aww i'm blushing

hollandaise sauce

caramel sauce

hairy son
cool your jets tom

caramel sauce
yeah i'm just making a new pal

hollandaise sauce
i don't want you two being friends the roasts will never end

hollandaise sauce
that's like putting a wolverine and a honey badger together in a cage

hairy son
i roast you out of love

caramel sauce
i don't

hollandaise sauce

daya
hey leave tom alone he's very delicate

hollandaise sauce
am not

hollandaise sauce
i got a paper cut scrapbooking yesterday and i only cried for like twenty minutes

laura ingalls wilder
oh tom

corn on the j-cob
don't worry bud i'll give you the eternal love and nurturing you deserve💞💖💘

caramel sauce
eternal love doesn't exist but okay

hairy son
oh hello bitter party of one

caramel sauce
soon to be without functioning legs party of one

hairy son
if you're going to keep spending time with tom i think i'm going to need to get insurance

daya
and she will be because mom will last forever

caramel sauce
the only thing that lasts forever is herpes

hollandaise sauce
that's cute

hollandaise sauce
makes me all weak in the knees

caramel sauce
could be a symptom of of a metabolic disease

hollandaise sauce
aw you care about my health

caramel sauce
yeah if you die of natural causes i don't get the privilege of killing you

hollandaise sauce
i'll put that in the wedding vows

laura ingalls wilder
what they really mean when they say mel is slaying

daya
i live for this shit

hairy son
can you two stop flirting and just ride the baloney pony already

laura ingalls wilder
if that's a euphemism i will never come within a twenty mild radius of you again

hollandaise sauce
i want you out of the country by 5 pm haz

corn on the j-cob
oh you're moving in on my man mel huh??

corn on the j-cob
i'll fight you for him behind the walmart dumpster at 0700 hours

caramel sauce
0700 hours doesn't exist

caramel sauce
and neither does any sort of affection between me and tom

hollandaise sauce
you know i'm allowed to bring a guest to the set of infinity war

hollandaise sauce
i was going to see if mel wanted to go but since she's being an overcooked rice ball i guess i'll have to take some other girl

daya
NOT ALLOWED

caramel sauce
i don't even like marvel

corn on the j-cob
SACRILEGE

hairy son
what kind of person have you brought us tom

hollandaise sauce
there's a snack bar on set

caramel sauce
i love marvel so much omg thor rag and sock was so good

hairy son
why don't you take tony he's been trying to convince you to take him for ages

corn on the j-cob
where is tony

hollandaise sauce
did we forget to put him in the chat

daya
oh no this is bad tony didn't talk to me for 3 weeks after i stepped on his toe

hollandaise sauce
toeny

daya removed hollandaise sauce from gnomecoming!

daya added baloney revolori to gnomecoming!

baloney revolori
oh hello FUCKERS

baloney revolori
so good of you all to deign yourselves to add me to the chat

laura ingalls wilder
uh oh he's bitter

hairy son
abort abort abort

baloney revolori
nice to meet you mel

caramel sauce
nice to meet you too i've heard great things

baloney revolori
NOW THE REST OF YOU GET READY TO TASTE PAIN

AUTHOR'S NOTE: a chapter without a single mention of sajan singh i am Shocked (why do i get so attached to my minor characters this is how theory happened) (spinoff of a spinoff anyone)