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@mjsantiago:

i'm trapped in the burrito truck on set fuck whoever thought i looked like a member of the catering staff
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@username: wild from start to finish
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@ianwright: i did say you looked like a waitress
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@ianwright: a hot waitress like the ones in porn but still
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@outlawson: NOT ON MY GOOD CATHOLIC FEED
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@mjsantiago: @ianwright keep your filth off my twitter you common garden gnome
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@username: nothing but respect for MY president
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@hitomikomatsu: you're surrounded by delicious mexican food how dare you complain
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@mjsantiago: @hitomikomatsu i wanted to see things explode??
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@ChrisEvans: @mjsantiago what exactly do you think we do on set mel
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@mjsantiago: @ChrisEvans explode things??
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@username:

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@Zendaya:

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@mjsantiago: @Zendaya

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@tomholland1996:

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@mjsantiago: @tomholland1996

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@tomholland1996:

@mjsantiago: update: made off with 13 burritos ya girl is eating good tonight
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@mjsantiago: 2 burritos down i am at full power and i'm ready to find the cast
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@mjsantiago:

i'm on the infinity war set and here's the Tea: basically th
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@marvel:

@mjsantiago: marvel may have taken my phone but they haven't taken my laptop or my spirit
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@mjsantiago: marvel may have taken my phone and my laptop but they haven't taken my spirit
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@mjsantiago: in the interest of the safety of my loved ones there will be no tea today
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@marvel:

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@username: is whoever's running the marvel act on bath salts or
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@mjsantiago: @marvel tom is this you
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@marvel: @mjsantiago yeah boiiiii
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@mjsantiago: @tomholland1996 get off marvel's account you empty cheese whip can
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@marvel: @mjsantiago

had it not been for the laws of this land i would've slaughtered you

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@mjsantiago: tom holland in that tight little spiderman suit really rustles my jimmies
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@mjsantiago: i thought that was a private dm it's time to burn off my face with acid and disappear forever
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