tomhollandfans: An unreleased picture of Tom with Mel Santiago from January!
tagged: tomholland2013, mjsantiago
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melanoma
did you see that picture
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melanoma
i can't stop looking at it
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tomathan
hey mel
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tomathan
i saw that post on instagram and thought of you
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tomathan
that's a dumb thing to say i never stop thinking about you
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tomathan
i really miss how easy things used to be between us
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tomathan
so we're supposed to pick up the cake at 8 am tomorrow right?

melanoma
actually 10 am

melanoma
i had them change a couple things

tomathan
what

tomathan
i was supposed to be in charge of the cake

melanoma
we tried the cake your way

tomathan
no we didn't

melanoma
we did in my head

melanoma
it didn't work out

tomathan
mel we have to pick up the bouquets for the bridesmaids at 10!

melanoma
oh my god

melanoma
how could i forget that

melanoma
you stupid squishy boy you've made my brain soft
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tomathan
it's fine we'll just split up

melanoma
i don't have a car!!

melanoma
i don't even know how to drive!!!!

tomathan
so take a bike

melanoma
with a CAKE??

melanoma
somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly working to produce oxygen so you can breathe

melanoma
i think you owe it an apology

tomathan
okay fine i won't get jacob to drive and there will be no cake

tomathan
the guests will slowly starve until they turn on one another

tomathan
june's wedding will be ruined

melanoma
ugh

melanoma
fine thank you i'm sorry whatever who cares

tomathan
you're welcome

tomathan
you seem extra...you today

melanoma
i'm just stressed

melanoma
i left nerd nation all alone and they're all going to die

melanoma
i texted sajan this morning to see if they were okay and he said not to worry because if they have a problem they'll just use a molotov cocktail

melanoma
because "anytime you have a problem and you throw a molotov cocktail, boom! right away, you have a different problem"

tomathan
i'm sure they're going to be fine

tomathan
anything new other than that?

tomathan
it's been a while since we've talked

melanoma
not much i guess

melanoma is typing...

melanoma
i've been thinking

tomathan
that IS new

melanoma
shut up you empty tube of hemorrhoid cream

melanoma
this is serious

melanoma is typing...

melanoma
i want to try something

tomathan

melanoma
it's not something weird

tomathan
sure it isn't

tomathan
as long as you know i'm allergic to strawberries and my preferred safe word is arby's we should be fine

melanoma
your preferred safe word is what

tomathan
what

tomathan
their slogan is literally we've got the meat

melanoma
why would you say that to me

tomathan
well what was i supposed to do?

tomathan
lie about the sexual energy of arby's?

melanoma
too much honesty

melanoma
i take back everything i said

melanoma
i want to go back to repressing my feelings and lying about our emotions

tomathan
wait hang on

tomathan
what are you talking about

melanoma
the thing i wanted to try was honesty

melanoma
but now that i've seen it i'm not impressed

tomathan
no wait honesty sounds like a good idea you should try it

melanoma
okay

melanoma
i honestly don't want to

tomathan
mel

melanoma
fine

melanoma
whatever

melanoma
i'm sorry i got mad at you for taking nina to the wedding

tomathan
holy shit

tomathan
did you just apologize and admit to being jealous in one text

tomathan
uh hello merriam webster i have a new entry under "character development"

melanoma
i was not jealous

tomathan
i thought we were being honest

melanoma
i was so jealous when i found out you were taking nina i didn't go to class for two days because my heart felt like wet toilet paper
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melanoma
i don't have time for your thottery

tomathan
fine

tomathan
apology accepted

tomathan
i'm sorry i only asked her to get back at you for asking arjun

melanoma
AHA

melanoma
so you did ask her out of spite

tomathan
well i needed a date since you were going with your exboyfriend

tomathan
kind of a dick move

melanoma
sorry

melanoma
i panicked

melanoma
i should've just asked you

tomathan

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tomathan
oh?

melanoma
i mean it's the logical choice

melanoma
we both needed dates to the same wedding and we're friends and we both have to do that dumb dance

tomathan is typing...

tomathan
well maybe i could save you a dance anyway

melanoma
i think i'd like that

tomathan
really?

melanoma
yeah :)

tomathan
YOU USED A LITTLE SMILEY FACE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER MY HEART IS EXPLODING I THINK I'M TRULY IN LOVE WITH YOU
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tomathan
okay cool

AUTHOR'S NOTE: guys i truly raised myself from the actual dead just to crank this out in 15 min for tom's bday. we stan. also raise your hand if you forgot about the contest bc i know i did but i think i said it ends soon so if you still want to enter do it i guess