▷ opened

melsantiago
what time are we meeting at the flower shop

tomholland2013
2:30 i think

melsantiago
cool

melsantiago
which flower produces the most pollen

tomholland2013
uhh my botanical knowledge is limited

tomholland2013
why

melsantiago
because june is allergic to pollen and i want her eyes to be red and watering all up in that bitch

tomholland2013
are you...trying to sabotage the wedding by giving your best friend allergies

melsantiago
sniff sniff bitch

tomholland2013
is this because she betrayed your trust and broke your scared bond of kinship

melsantiago
nah

melsantiago
she canceled my order for an albino bear

tomholland2013
you know i think maybe seb and june just want a quiet celebration with their family and friends to celebrate their love and cherish one another

melsantiago
lame

melsantiago
now imagine if the ring bearer was an actual bear

melsantiago
i even picked white so it would match what more do they want

tomholland2013
we're really just supposed to help pick out flowers

melsantiago
but we could spend that money on a fog machine or a t-shirt gun

tomholland2013
i hear what you're saying

tomholland2013
and i am terrified by it

melsantiago
listen as maid of honor i'm allowed a certain amount of input

melsantiago
and i just don't think i'm receiving the amount of input i deserve

tomholland2013
because june won't let you roller skate down the aisle or whatever?

melsantiago
hey how did you know about that one i didn't tell you

tomholland2013
holy shit i was joking

tomholland2013
giving you an ounce of control in these wedding plans was a mistake

melsantiago
i have excellent taste you dried chunk of acrylic paint

melsantiago
plus the baton twirling troupe i booked is non refundable so i could really use some backup on that one

tomholland2013
wait which one

melsantiago
it's called baton bat off

melsantiago
they have excellent reviews on yelp

tomholland2013
oh they're good

tomholland2013
not good enough to beat mother of twirl but that's none of my business

tomholland2013
i'm sure you're confused

melsantiago
no it's quite obvious to me that at one point you were apart of a competitive male baton twirling troupe

melsantiago
i WILL use that information to mock you

melsantiago
however there are more pressing issues at hand

tomholland2013
why what's going on

melsantiago
june is making me wear a dress

melsantiago
you can't hide anything in a dress

tomholland2013
that's a concerning sentence

tomholland2013
what do you need to hide

melsantiago
snacks silly

tomholland2013
oh phew

melsantiago
just kidding a knife

tomholland2013
WHY

melsantiago
in case my date gets too handsy

tomholland2013
wait

tomholland2013
wait wait wait

tomholland2013
date??

melsantiago
yeah didn't seb tell you

melsantiago
we have to bring dates or plus ones to the wedding with us

melsantiago
there's some big choreographed dance we need partners for

tomholland2013
uhuhhuhuhuh
not sent!

tomholland2013
are you kidding?

melsantiago
no i'm serious you can ask

melsantiago
it's a pain

melsantiago
now i have to find a date

tomholland2013
please don't
not sent!

tomholland2013
the thought of you with anyone else makes me feel like i can't breathe
not sent!

melsantiago
i was thinking i'd put up flyers

melsantiago
seeking male companion. must be average height and willing to be knifed

tomholland2013
you just described every college male

melsantiago
what about you?

melsantiago
got someone in mind?

tomholland2013
i've got you and you're always in my mind
not sent!

tomholland2013
nope haha

melsantiago
because i know it's kind of a long shot but i have this friend who i know would love to go with you

melsantiago
she thinks you're amazing

melsantiago
actually she told me she wanted to ask you out

melsantiago
would you want to date someone right now?

tomholland2013
i don't want to date anyone who's not you
not sent!

tomholland2013
no not really i'm sorry

tomholland2013
i'm sure your friend is amazing i mean no offense to her

tomholland2013
i'm just not really looking to date right now

melsantiago
oh

melsantiago
got it i'll let her know

tomholland2013
yeah

melsantiago
well i should probably go

melsantiago
i have some homework to do but i'll see you later

tomholland2013
yeah for sure

melsantiago
i'll tell my friend you don't want to date then

tomholland2013
yeah sorry

melsantiago
don't worry about it

melsantiago
it was me i'm the friend
not sent!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: sorry this is rushed i wanted to squeeze in a chapter before i go on break to avoid infinity war spoilers since i can't see it until i get back to the us. ALSO: the contest ends may 4 so please enter bc i'm very soft and sensitive and crave validation and i need people to enter or ill be sad :)))