private messages

unknown
we need to talk about june and why her relationship ended

mel
oh god not this again

mel
which one are you

mel
the jell-o fellow?

mel
apocalypse dave?

mel
the guy who wore pants made out of his own grass clippings and told me my aura looked gray?

unknown
what the fuck

unknown
who are those people

mel
a few highlights of june's ex boyfriends

unknown
the jell-o fellow?

mel
just really into jell-o

mel
and i'm assuming you're another ex if you want to talk about june and your relationship

mel
so the answer is no i do not have your dave matthews cd or whatever please fuck off june gave you the wrong number

unknown
this is going to be harder than i thought

unknown
it's not an ex it's me tom

mel
you say that like i'm supposed to know who you are

unknown
tom holland? from the mcu?

mel
oh we're doing prank texts fun

mel
hey is your refrigerator running?

unknown
no i'm really tom holland

mel
sure you are buddy

unknown
it's me tom holland i'm spiderman!!!

mel
when i was 7 i thought i was spiderman too we all have our moments

unknown
JESUS CHRIST

unknown
WHY ARE YOU SO SUSPICIOUS

mel
i have a list of reasons

mel
it's alphabetized

mel
a is for assholes who think they can mess with me

unknown
mel louise santiago

unknown
i am not messing with you

mel
louise is not my middle name

unknown
MEL

unknown
remember when seb gave me your number??

unknown
you texted me to tell me seb and june were dating??

mel
prove it

unknown

mel
hm

mel
photoshop

mel
that text sounds way too optimistic and enthusiastic to be me

unknown
M E L   S A N T I A G O

mel
okay fine

unknown
how come you don't have my number

mel
i'm pretty sure i deleted it from my phone right after that

unknown
what why

mel
because the next day you sent me three good morning texts, what you ate for breakfast, and a description of the dog you saw in 3 paragraph length detail

mel
all before 8 am

unknown
those all sound like important and urgent messages to me

mel
do they

mel
do they really tom

unknown
i guess that's why you never responded to any of my other texts

unknown
this is somehow more hurtful than thinking you were ignoring me

mel changed unknown to tomothy!

tomothy
that's not what tom is short for

mel changed tomothy to tombert!

tombert
not even close

mel changed tombert to tomathan!

tomathan
yup that's the one you got it mel congrats

mel
great tomathan

mel
so why did you need to talk to me about june

tomathan
you know how you're her best friend

mel
yes

tomathan
and i'm sebastian's best friend

mel
you're definitely not

tomathan
and they broke up

mel
right

tomathan
i have a plan

mel
can you stop texting me in 4 word parts

tomathan
to get them back together

mel
never mind i'm listening

AUTHOR'S NOTE: did you forget this was a tom fic because i did too a little bit sorry for all the chapters without mom. get ready for some serious parent trapping by tom and mel