mjsantiago: hello STEM comp team this is your captain speaking we will be landing in first place shortly
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ucberkeleyofficial: Congratulations to delegates from our Physics, Biology, and Mathematics departments! This week, UC Berkeley's own STEM Competition Team, led by captain Mel Santiago, brought home the gold at the Northern California Math Science Decathlon. Go Bears!
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username: that's us!! username

username: reppin nerd nation username

username: congrats guys!

username: go bears💛💙

mjsantiago: the physics department carried all your asses but okay

username: rt mjsantiago

username: everyone knows bio dominated but okay🤔

username: shut up hector you didn't answer a single question username

username: i love my messy ass decathlon team

username: this weekend was a blast😊😊

mjsantiago: yeah because the bio department bombed username

thewrightway: get ready to calculate the velocity of my foot up your ass mjsantiago

username: mel vs ian let's gooo

username: i love it when the physics and bio departments beef

username: fight fight fight

username: ian defend bio's pride!! thewrightway

thewrightway: i'm coming for you  mjsantiago

mjsantiago: ian if you fight me you're attached to another surface by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis thewrightway

mjsantiago: screwed

juneharmon: sick burn mel mjsantiago

juneharmon: i don't understand it at all but still a++ that kid is probably bawling

username: IS THAT JUNE HARMON

username: first cello of the san francisco symphony june harmon??

username: composer of captain america civil war june harmon???

username: ex girlfriend of romanian god sebastian stan june harmon????

thewrightway: mel what the shit how do you know sebastian stan's ex girlfriend??

mjsantiago: we've been friends for like 10 years you concrete chunk thewrightway

karanormal: hi june i'm your biggest fan you're so wonderful and talented and pretty😊💕😍juneharmon

mjsantiago: you better not be hitting on my best friend karanormal

karanormal: she inspired me to learn to play the cello!! mjsantiago

juneharmon: that's so great! karanormal

mjsantiago: you don't share a dorm room with her it was not great at all juneharmon

mjsantiago: "learned to play" is a very generous term for the sounds she made juneharmon

username: MEL IS FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE FAMOUS Y'ALL

username: MEL IS ACTUALLY FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE Y'ALL

juneharmon: i'm not friends with mel she pays me to interact with her on social media to make her seem more popular

karanormal: adopt me maybe? juneharmon

username: can you get us infinity war spoilers mjsantiago

mjsantiago: why are you all like this

AUTHOR'S NOTE: fun fact: when i originally created mel's username in sonata i actually wasn't even thinking about mj watson because i hadn't planned on setting her up with tom yet, but it worked out so perfectly. my subconscious is a genius. anyway, here's a hot mess of a first chapter. i would tell you things will get better except they honestly probably won't