virginity war
[10+ participants]

melon

melon
good morning and welcome to today's fun fact

scar jo
I CHOKED ON MY CORN FLAKES

mack the knife
what

hemsworthy
i knew that

hemsworthy
i didn't i'm sorry i lied to sound cool guys

lizzie
c h u n k  s t u f f e r s

mack the knife changed virginity war to chunk stuffers!

robert frowney jr

tommy h
don't meme me you ball of yarn

prune
aw he's trying to insult robert mel style

robert frowney jr

melon
you guys are my chunk stuffers❤️❤️

tommy h
was that a heart emoji

tommy h
did you indirectly send me a heart emoji

tommy h
i texted my mom she wants you to wear her dress for our wedding

melon
tell nikki i love her and that i'm sorry she'll be receiving packages of her son's body parts

prune
omg mel stop flirting😍😍

tic tac
is criminal minds a documentary based on your life

lizzie
i'm a little bit afraid of mel

chad danforth
i'm fuckin terrified of mel

melon
aw you guys stop it you'll make me blush

prune
chadwick is going to flip a flap when he sees mel i can't wait

lizzie
wait what

melon
i'm coming down to visit in 1.63 months

melon

tommy h
GOD IS SO GOOD TO ME

robert frowney jr

scar jo
i let out a holler i cant wait to meet my hero

lizzie
YES BITCH YES

ruffalo wild wings
excited to finally meet you!!

chad danforth
this is bad

chad danforth
this is very bad

chad danforth
where can i get a new identity and erase all records of me in existence

tic tac
pro tip: melt your fingerprints off

mack the knife
take lots of canned food you don't know when it'll be safe to come home

crisp evans
use only cash it can't be traced

melon

chad danforth
i've heard russia is lovely this time of year

prune
don't worry i'll protect you chadwick

prune
i didn't take a year of karate when i was 7 for nothing

hemsworthy
how are you going to protect him from hundreds of miles away tho

prune
oh i'm coming down too

tommy h

lizzie
OH MY GOD JUNE YES IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

lizzie
IM GOING TO MAKE SO MANY GIFT BASKETS

lizzie
I HOPE YOU TWO LIKE CANDLES THAT SMELL LIKE SUNSHINE AND FANCY CHEESE

robert frowney jr
can you believe i shed an actual tear of joy

chubby dumpling
you're coming down to la?

prune
yup :)

chubby dumpling
are you going to come to set?

prune
yeah i'll be there a lot

chubby dumpling
cool i miss having you there

prune
yeah those months were like the best months of my life

chubby dumpling
do you guys already have a place to stay?

prune
yeah we do

melon
no we don't

prune
what?

melon
the hotel has been quarantined

melon
we can't stay there or we'll catch dengue fever

melon
seb can we stay with you?

chubby dumpling
yeah of course!

melon
great see you then

prune

crisp evans
what i say is jeb

tommy h

robert frowney jr

chad danforth

crisp evans
we're all going out sorry i don't make the rules

crisp evans
this will the the littest night of our lives

mack the knife
i don't think that's a word

tic tac
urban dictionary says it is so it is

melon
it's not

crisp evans
who cares though

melon
i care the english language is a vital component to education and communication that has been eschewed in the integration of social media into our culture

ruffalo wild wings
mel, an intellectual

squawk eye
Finally, someone understands!

chubby dumpling
mel you're such a nerd

prune
i'm so turned off

melon
grammar is a system of language involving syntax and semantics what part of that isn't sexy

mack the knife
the part starting with grammar and ending in semantics

prune
mel honey it's okay

melon
what? i'm sexy

prune
i guess you were a catholic schoolgirl for halloween last year

melon
i was a bagpipe player

prune

melon
well i went to prom with the hottest boy in our high school

prune
yeah because i told him you were dying

lizzie
siri where can i buy an inhaler i really can't breathe

hemsworthy
i can't wait to meet you two😂😂

tommy h
me either😊

melon
don't be gross tom

tommy h

tommy h
why are you so mean

melon
i'm ambitchiuos

melon
i strive to be more than your average bitch

lizzie
i love my mom

prune
i love mom

chubby dumpling
i love my mom but most importantly i love mom

chad danforth

AUTHOR'S NOTE: can you say shittiest chapter so far? can you also say unnecessary jeb? (seriously who's fic is this)