Ring.... Ring.... Ring....

(In reality, the ringtone was "Young Dumb, Young, Young, Dumb & Brooooke")

The two Señors looked at each other on the screen and struggled to keep their smiles from being too wide.

"YOU HAVE IPHONE!!!!!"

"I HAVE AN IPHONE!!!!"

"YAY!!!"

"YAY!!!"

Where's Señor Eggo?

The two Señors look at each other and began re-living what it was like.

"OOH BITCH, LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING RIGHT QUICK."

"WHAT BITCH"

"MY NAME IS NOAH. IM WITH MY DAD. I HAVE MY TOYS. THESE HATERS MAD!!!"

"AYEEEE!!!"

"MY NAME IS NOAH!"

"IM WITH MY DAD!!"

"I HAVE MY TOYS!!"

And they both sang, or screamed, in unison, "THESE HATERS MAD!!"

Señor Chikon regained her sanity and remember once again, "Where's Gabby?"

Señor Eggo was missing and they were on a search to find her.

She must hear the news of how Señor Chikon got an iPhone.

"WHERE IS GABBY?"

"SHE PROBABLY WENT TO SLEEP"

"IMPOSSIBLE"

"DID YOU DO THE NASTY?"

"UHHH—"

"DID YOU MAKE THE STEAKS?"

"YEAH AND-"

"YOU ATE THE STEAKS TOO?"

"YEAH-"

"OH MY GOD YOU'RE GROWING"

"WHAT-"

"WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

"WHAT? WHERE'S GABBY?"

"SHE'S WATCHING SPOODERMAN."

"OH!"

"YEAH, FAG."

"I'M THE FAG? SINCE WHEN."

"SINCE WHEN YOU FINGERED A GIRL'S VAGINA."

"YOU FINGERED ONE MORE."

"YEAH, SO- YOU'RE GAYER"

"YOU'VE HAD A GIRLFRIEND."

"YOU'RE GAYER!"

"NO YOU."

"NO YOU."

"no u."

"MY NAME IS NOAH."

"i just want some fries...."