>TIME SKIP TO AT HOGWARTS< (Fred, Dumbledore, Tonks, Remus, etc didn't die) (obviously I do not own the song)
~Percy~
As I walked up the gap in between the long tables, everyone stared at me, but I ignored them. A woman wearing emerald robes stood at the front of the hall, she held a old, steriotipical wizards hat, with a rip on the brim and stitches all over it. A small stall stood in front of her, she placed the hat on the stall and the rip around the brim opened and it started to sing.

"There once was a boy named Harr--y destined to be a star,
he parents were killed by Voldemort,
who gave him a lightning scar.
Harry goes to hogwarts,
he meets Ron and Hermione,
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor,
Draco is a daddies boy,
and Quirrel becomes unemployed,
the Philosopher's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore.
Ron breaks his wand now Ginn-ys gone,
and Harry's in mortal danger,
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside a ginormus secret chamber.
Harry blows up Aunt Marge,
the dementors come and take charge,
Lupin is a wolf,
the rat's a man,
now the prisoner is at large,
they use time travel so they can save the prisoner of Askaban,
who just so happens to be Harry's god father,
I don't really get it either.
Harry is put in the Triwizard tournament,
with dragons,
and mermaids,
oh no Cedric gets slayed,
he's back!
Harry, Harry its getting scary,
Voldemort's back and you're a revolutionary,
Harry,
Dumbledore,
Dumbledore,
why is he ignoring you're constant attempts to contact him?
He is forced the leave the school,
Umbridge arrives,
Draco's a tool,
kids break into the ministary,
Sirius Black is dead as can be,
split you're soul,
seven parts of a whole,
they're horcurxes!
There once was a boy named Harry,
constantally conqued death,
and in one final dule between good and bad,
voldy, goes moldy.

"That last line doesn't rhyme,"a boy shouted, he was sitting at the table with green hangings around it.

"Be quiet Mr Malfoy," the Professor with the emerald green robes, "first years, I will call your name and you will step up to the stall and be sorted into your house," she unrolled a scroll and started reading names.

For every person the hat shouted either, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, Slytherin or Gryffindor. After what felt like an age to any ADHD kid the woman said, "Jackson, Perseus."

"It's Percy!" I grumbled.

"Okay then. Jackson,Percy," she corrected herself.

I walked upto the stall and sat down, the lady went to put the hat on my head, like she had for the others. But when it was like 20 inches away it yelled, "WOA DO NOT PUT ME ON HIS HEAD I'VE SEEN ENOUGH FROM HERE, GRIFFINDOR, YOU HEAR ME!"

I got up from the stall and went to sit at the table with red hangings who were clapping me, the people who i had been on the train with were there so I went to sit near to them.

Ron frowned, "literally no one has ever been sorted that fast, what did the hat see?"

"I'd rather not talk about it, bad memories," I mumbled.

After the sorting ended, the man with silvery grey hair and a long silvery grey beard stood up and said, "welcome back to Hogwarts, I have a few start of tearm announcments, this year we will be having eight exchange students from the Olympus School for Wizards in America, as you can all see one of them has already joined us, Perseus."

"Percy!" I shouted.

"Oh sorry Percy then, can we all wish him a warm welcome," the whole school clapped, "Percy, I would like to speak with you after the feast could you please stay behind, that is all, now tuck in."