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𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵, 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘮 (𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪: 𝘋𝘌𝘉𝘈𝘜𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘠!!!), 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦/𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴, 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘎𝘓𝘠 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦.

𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘔, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘪𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴.

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺! 😊

ᴀɴ ᴀᴜ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴꜰᴀᴍᴏᴜꜱ ᴏᴜʀᴀɴ ʜᴏꜱᴛ ᴄʟᴜʙ ʜᴀɪʟ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴅɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟɪᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ ɪɴ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟᴍ ʀᴜʟᴇᴅ ʙʏ ɪɴꜱᴀɴᴇ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴡᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ, ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ʀɪᴄʜ-ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ-ʜᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴏɴᴇʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʟᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʏᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴏꜰ ʀᴀᴍʙᴜɴᴄᴛɪᴏᴜꜱ ʙᴏʏꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ.

𝓞𝓻...

ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʜᴀʀᴜʜɪ ꜰᴜᴊɪᴏᴋᴀ ꜱᴜꜰꜰᴇʀꜱ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ʙᴜɴᴄʜ ᴏꜰ ᴡᴇɪʀᴅᴏꜱ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴇᴡ 'ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'.

©𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟘 𝕓𝕪 --ℙ𝕒𝕟𝔻𝔸𝔻𝔻𝕝
𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘 𝙷𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚖𝚎! 𝙸 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌.

συя нєяσιηє αη∂ нєя нєяσєѕ

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙐𝘾𝙏𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎𝙎
ᴴᵃʳᵘʰⁱ ᶠᵘʲⁱᵒᵏᵃ
❝ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇꜱᴇ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ʀᴏʏᴀʟꜱ... ❞

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙇𝘼𝙈𝘽𝙊𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙏 𝙋𝙍𝙄𝙉𝘾𝙀
ᵀᵃᵐᵃᵏⁱ ˢᵘᵒʰ
❝ ᴀᴡᴡ, ᴍʏ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪɪɪʀʟ~! ❞

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙀𝙑𝙊𝙐𝙎 𝙇𝙊𝙍𝘿𝙎
ᴴⁱᵏᵃʳᵘ & ᴷᵃᵒʳᵘ ᴴⁱᵗᵃᶜʰⁱⁱⁿ
❝ ᴡʜʏ ꜱᴇᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴜɴ? ❞

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙍𝙄𝙊𝙍
ᴹⁱᵗˢᵘᵏᵘⁿⁱ 'ᴴᵒⁿᵉʸ' ᴴᵃⁿⁱⁿᵒᶻᵘᵏᵃ
❝ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ꜱᴛʀᴀᴡʙᴇʀʀɪᴇꜱ, ʜᴀʀᴜ-ᴄʜᴀɴ~! ❞

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙉𝙏 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙏𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙊𝙍
ᵀᵃᵏᵃˢʰⁱ 'ᴹᵒʳⁱ' ᴹᵒʳⁱⁿᵒᶻᵘᵏᵃ
❝ ɪ ꜱᴀɪᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴋᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇ. ❞

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙊𝙁 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂
ᴷʸᵒʸᵃ ᴼᵒᵗᵒʳⁱ
❝ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴀɪɴ. ❞

(っ◔◡◔)っ 💗 Aɱαȥιɳɠ Cσʋҽɾ Bყ: The even MORE amazingly stellar lifebytheseashore!! Thanks a whole lot again, Mina, I adore ya to bits and I'm EXTREMELY lucky and happy to friends with you! MAKE SURE TO CHECK HER OUT AND SUPPORT HOW THIS BADASS K W E N ALWAYS SLAAAY 💗

A/N: Hey-hooo(es)~!! Welcome to the Host Clu--err, I mean, the dark side of Wattpad once again (*read that in Nekozawa-senpai's voice*)! To any new peeps I dunno how you managed to stumble across dis lil stowy of mine, but I'm SO happy (and kinda sorry 😅) ya did~ *Chucks you some tea* But I really hope you enjoy your stay even as...QUESTIONABLE as it is. I truly appreciate your time and *respectful* feedback, and I'll love ya even mOaR if y'all would maybe promote this fic to others who might like this *Nudge nudge* *Wink wonk* 😉

I've had the burning inspiration for this bewk for quite a while now, but it's only recently that I FINALLY decided to get off mah lazy ass and write it after re-binging those goofballs at OHSHC (the Eng dub) and I'm fooken S T O K E D for it!! 😄 And I'm just curious, but who's your fave host/s?? I honestly absolutely adore all of 'em (especially Haruhi since I think she's one of the best and strongest female leads). But if I must say then it's gotta be Mr. Grouchy Glasses (Kyoya) and Mr. Tall, Hot, and Quiet (Mori)~ *Drools* 😍 And of course, other characters will also make grand appearances throughout the story! I already have some ideas, but if ya wanna see anyone in particular then tell meh and I MIGHT include 'em (only from the anime tho as I haven't read the manga *at least maybe not YET*).

I also just wanna address something real quick: Honey will be one of Haruhi's love interests. But for this fic, he will be a LITTLE (pfft no pun intended) different. He'll still be our adorably beloved (*dEaDlY*) senpai, but he'll be bigger than he is in the anime. He'll only be about an inch or two taller than Haruhi (so still the shortest outta da bois), and the reason I'm doing this is cuz I want him to have a bit more of a mature lewk. Obviously I know he's MUCH older than he is and some fans do have a crush on him and that he also ends up with someone in the manga, but I personally just get uncomfortable cuz of how ridiculously young he appears oop-- 😶 Don't get me wrong, I like Honey-senpai a lot! Again, I just want him to be more mature. Besides, I noticed that HoneyHaru (is that their ship name?) is pretty sadly rare so that's another factor why I'm including him as a love interest so it's all nice and equal!

As for the setting of this story, it's in a fantasy world. Think of like a fairytale, filled with magic/supernatural creatures/and just all that good shiz! There won't be any modern stoofs like phones, but I still wanna do mah own thang so some items like suits and such exist 🙆🏻‍♀️

Aaand that's 'bout it! 😁 My deepest apologies in advance if my portrayal of the characters may seem OOC at times or whatever else the case may be, but I'll try to do my best!!

UNTIL NEXT TIME MAH FELLOW GEEKS, FREAKS, 'N' BOOTYFUL TRAGEDIES \•(●×●)•/