31.) Babies
Home Ec was a class all students of the hero course were required to take. Kivi didn't mind, she rather liked learning how to sew among other things. Home Ec was on Mondays and Saturdays. Saturday their Home Ec teacher told them they'd be in for a surprise the upcoming Monday. None of the students thought much on it, but they never thought they'd have to do this.
Monday rolls around and everyone in the class shuffles off to the Home Ec classroom, being as it needed to include other facilities instead of staying in their classroom and have the teacher come in. They walk in and pause at the sight of a single basket covered in blankets on each shared table.
"Come in class, find your name, then sit in that spot," their Home Ec teacher, Senri, says. Lunch Rush used to be their home ec teacher, but he ended up giving it up to continue with making food. "We have an uneven number for pairs and won't be able to do a group of three this time around. So, as he is joining the hero course next year, Shinso Hitoshi will be joining us for this." She gives a single clap with a big smile. "So treat him well."
The class begins to head into the room, finding who they're paired with.
Kivi turns to the lavender haired boy with a grin, seeing how they're paired together for this project. "Looks like you're stuck with me, Hitochan."
"Joy," he simply replies.
Sato gets paired with Sero, Kirishima and Mina, Shoto and Tsu, Jiro and Kaminari, Mineta and Aoyama, Momo with Mezo, Toru and Iida, Izuku and Ochaco, Mashi and Koda, and Bakugo and Fumikage. The pairing was obviously random... mostly.
After everyone sits down does Senri sensei begins.
"Alright, congratulations everyone! You are all now married and are parents!" she exclaims. "Lift the blankets and meet your new 6 month old son or daughter!"
Everyone's reactions were quite different. Aoyama and Kaminari might have fainted. Bakugo blew up as usual. Fumikage looks as if he's having an essential crisis as do Jiro and Mineta. Kirishima and Mina highfive, not realizing the headaches they're gonna have this week. Koda shies away. Mashi just looks awkward. Mezo, Hitoshi, and Shoto look the same as usual, eyes maybe a smidge wider. Izuku and Ochaco are clearly panicking and not looking at each other. Tsu, Kivi, and Sero look rather calm. Iida looks stern and deep in thought, but what's new? Sato and Momo look a little shocked. By the small ruffle of Toru's clothes, who knows what she's actually thinking.
"What?! I'm not playing parent! Especially with raven boy!" Bakugo screeches.
"No! I'm straight! Let me have a girl partner!" Mineta shouts with tears in his eyes.
"Can I have a different partner?" Jiro sighs.
"I'll gladly trade with Kaminari!" Mineta screams.
"Anyone, but you," Jiro deadpans.
"Hey! What's wrong with me as the dad?!" Kaminari huffs.
"You'll likely drop it," Jiro answers. She then smirks. "Especially if you go all stupid."
"I think this'll be easy," Tsu comments. "It's gonna be like taking care of my younger siblings."
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Bakugo shouts, starring down at the baby in the basket after ripping off the blanket cover.
Senri chuckles at his reaction, expecting it. "Every baby is made specifically for each pair made by the support department. Meaning, they look like a combination of each partner, even if you're two males. Each baby is incredibly realistic, you almost can't tell the difference. The only difference is it doesn't actually poop or pee or eat. You have to fake all that. Still gotta change it and feed it and take care of it."
Kivi looks at her basket with a sigh and pulls off the blanket. Surprise flies across both Kivi and Shinso's faces. The baby looked just like a combination of them. Dark bluish hair, obviously a mix of their hair, and purple eyes exactly like Shinso's.
"Whoa," Shinos gasps.
"No kidding."
Everyone around the room has similar reactions.
Mina and Kirishima have a pink baby girl with pink hair, horns, and normal red eyes just like Kirishima.
Tsu and Shoto's baby girl has mint green hair and dark aqua eyes. Mineta and Aoyama's baby boy has blond balls on his head with Aoyama's eyes. Bakugo and Fumikage's baby boy is human looking but with a beak and has Bakugo's hair then obviously red eyes as they both have. Sero and Sato's baby boy has big lips and Sero's hair and eyes. Jiro and Kaminari's is a girl with his hair and eyes but has her long earlobes. Izu and Ochaco have a fluffy haired brunet boy with green eyes. Momo and Mezo's girl looks just like Momo but with white hair. Toru and Iida's boy is basically a replica of him as no one knows (in the support department) how Toru looks. Finally, Mashi and Koda's boy looks like Mashi but no tail.
"Alright, time to activate them," Senri says, flipping a hand held switch.
Then all the babies begin to cry.
Kivi immediately pulls out the baby, rocking it. She checks the gender. "Congratulations, Hitochan, we had a baby boy."
The baby begins to quiet down and fall asleep.
"You're enjoying this a little too much."
She grins. "Maybe. I'm more entertained that you're here and have to do this with me."
"Yeah, I'm so glad," he sarcastically replies with his own small grin and an eyeroll.
"Wait till we introduce him to his grandpa," Kivi grins.
"Grandpa?"
"Aizawa, duh? I kind of have this joke running with him that he's my dad cause he's my guardian while I'm here."
"I didn't know that."
"Ah, thought I told you," Kivi shrugs.
"I called him pops by accident when training together..."
Kivi chuckles. "How'd he take it?"
"He just grunted and said 'I'm not your father,'" he says.
"He's everyone's dad at this point. He loves us all to much to get rid of us now."
"Alright there should be some papers inside the basket. There's a birth certificate inside. Fill it out your baby needs a name," Senri explains.
"I don't really know," Kivi admits.
"You've never dreamed or thought about what you would name your first child?" Hitoshi asks. "Don't all girls do that?"
She lightly shoves him. "I never really dreamed I'd have a family or children. I didn't start thinking about it until I came back from the future." She looks at the baby in her arms.
"Right, I remember you mentioning that."
"I was married, had a child, and was expecting another. It just... shocked me. I never thought I'd be the type. I've raised Akiba amazingly, but I don't know how I would do with... my own. I wasn't raised with love or affection. I was raised in a loveless house."
"You seem scared," Hitoshi points out.
"Terrified," she admits. "I know to get there something is gonna go really wrong." She sighs. "Anyway, we need to name the baby. Any ideas?"
He pulls the papers from the basket and finds the fake birth certificate. "Uh, how about... Kitoshi?"
Kivi tilts her heads as she looks at him with a raised eyebrow. "Kitoshi? Really?"
Shinso lightly blushes, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. "Uh, yeah, combo of our names, so it's, uh, easier to... remember?"
"Uh huh..."
"Well if you don't–"
"No, I like it."
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah, it's cute."
Mina squeals from nearby, watching the two as she listens in. "That's so cute! Kitoshi! Kirishima! Let's do the same thing! Miki or Eina or Mirona or Minaro or Mijiro! Nevermind the last two those sound like boy names."
"Miki is good," Kiri agrees. "Kirishima Miki!"
"Shinso Kitoshi," Kivi says. "Guess that means I'm now Shinso Kivi huh?"
Hitoshi sputters in embarrassment. "Kivi!"
She laughs. "Aww, are you... blushing?! That's cute."
He moves his hand up to cover his face.
"It's love!" Mina blurts out happily.
"Shut up, (pinky)!" Shinso and Bakugo shout. The two turn to look at each other and glare.
"Pay attention to your screaming baby, blasty," Shinso scoffs. "Your baby is the only one still crying. He must take after you, loud and obnoxious."
Fumikage holds Bakugo back from exploding up. Dark Shadow cradles their baby.
"So, until next Monday, you will be taking care of your babies," Senri interrupts. "It'll likely be best to share a room if you want this to be smoother. You'll also want to be together because any day this week, someone might try to kidnap your child once or twice. Because heroes do sometimes have to deal with that, which is why most heroes keep it a secret that they have a family. Some of you may not have to deal with it at all. Lose your baby, fail the grade. Hurt the baby, fail the grade. Not take care of the baby, fail the grade. Clear?"
"Crystal," everyone responds.
"Good," Senri smiles. "Baby clothes, fake bottles and food, binkies, diapers, and toys are in the basket as well. A small device is in there as well. When your baby starts crying, place the device against it's chest and the screen should tell you what your baby needs, but it won't always. A bit easier than actual baby care."
Momo raises her hand and speaks after being called upon. "Who will be conducting the kidnappings?"
"I forgot! If you are able to kidnap a baby from your rival class, 1B, and bring it back to me, you will automatically get a passing grade for this project and will no longer have to do it. Same goes for them. So, the ones kidnapping your babies will be them if they so choose. Likewise if you choose to take theirs."
"Looks like I'm going baby hunting tonight!" Bakugo shouts, looking around at everyone.
"You will not however if you take from your own class. You all have to help each other when needed," Senri continues.
Momo sighs in relief. "That's good."
"Guess that means we're safe. Anyone that tries to break into my room would get torn to shreds," Kivi tells Hitoshi.
"Guard cats."
"Exactly."
"This'll be the first time I've officially been to your dorm. That first time didn't count cause we sacked out."
"Yeah, you'll finally get to meet everyone."
"Yeah all your million cats," he jokes.
"10. I only have 10 at the moment."
"At the moment?"
"In the future, I have 5 more big cats. Two lions. Two tigers. One leopard."
"Big family."
"You should've seen the mansion," Kivi chuckles.
"Mansion?"
"Mansion," she confirms.
"Her mansion was so freaking cool!" Sero admits loudly. He goes off on a big rant of the mansion, hooking in everyone. Aizawa didn't let them explain much, saying it's best to not know what happens. They planned to tell parts of the future anyway, but they forgot to tell their class later. "But I mean it makes sense, seeing as she's the number one hero."
"WHAT?!" everyone shouts, making some of the babies cry.
"Hanta!" Kivi growls.
"Oops, sorry! I just... Sorry... slipped... out... Sorry..."
"You're really the number one?!" Ochaco squeaks.
Kivi sighs. "My future self said that she was there until, Izuku could get his shit together and take the spot."
"Deku?!" Bakugo questions harshly.
"He was number 3, but he's definitely the people's number one," Kivi says. "That's what I said."
"Who was number 2?" Mineta asks.
"Mirio."
"What was I?" Ochaco asks.
"Or me?" Tsu asks.
"Me too!" Mineta shouts.
"Who cares about you extras?! How did Deku get higher than me?!" Bakugo shouts.
"Because he's stronger, obviously?" Kivi answers. "Future me showed me a picture of what you look like in the future, Izu, and you're as big as All Might if not bigger than he was in his muscle form."
"No way!" Izu and Ochaco shout.
"Wow," Shinso says. "Seriously?"
"Yeah," Kivi says. "He's stronger than me by far but hasn't learned to control it."
"When did she tell you that?" Sero says.
"When she trapped you in the bubble."
"You know, you never really did explain the other form thing," Sero mumbles. "Like I get there's no control but how?"
Izuku tenses, thinking he's talking about One for All.
"Other form?" Toru questions. "What are you talking about?"
"Remember when we swapped bodies?" I ask, looking to Denki.
"How could I forget?" Denki shutters. "That was so painful."
"Well, what was trying to get out is what I actually look like. What you see now is what I'd look like if my quirk didn't change me. I'm actually purple with one long hair tendril that I can separate into more. I... wait, I can just show you. I have a picture on my phone." She pulls her phone out and pulls up the picture to show everyone. "This was before I could no longer control it."
"Wow, pretty..." Toru says in awe.
"No kidding," Denki says.
"Future you had all blue eyes and the white part of the hair was also sort of blue," Sero says.
"Yeah, I don't know what that's all about," Kivi says.
"Are you naked?!" Mineta screams. "You're tits were so tiny!"
"I was 11 in that picture you perv."
"Then you were developed..."
"Also, that's a good question," Kivi says. "I actually don't really know. I guess it's kind of like a bodysuit. Like when I needed to pee–"
"No one needs any more information about that, Kivi-san!" Iida stops her with a flushed face.
Kivi laughs. "Forget you are all such pussies and squirm during such talks. You all probably cringe at the word moist and squirt and squish and–"
"Ahh! Stop! No more!" Mina winces, covering her ears.
Kivi and Shinso burst out laughing, making everyone look at them in surprise never seeing them generally laugh. One collective thought, no wonder they're friends...
Kivi wipes her tears away. "Well, now I know how to take you all down without using my quirk."
"Slurp, panties, smear–"
"Stop!" Denki screams, cutting off Shinso.
The two begin to cackle and their baby even begins to giggle, making them laugh harder.
Senri sensei shakes her head but lets the class do their thing, she's finished explaining what is needed and as long as no one kills each other she doesn't really care what they do until class is over. She's glad her students all get along so well... well, uh, usually.
~~~
After school came quickly, and Hitoshi met up with Kivi at the gates of the school with Kitoshi in tow. She had him until the end of lunch, and he had him for the rest of the school day. His classmates poked some major fun at him for it, he's a bit irked about it. Kitoshi is dressed warmly for the cold outside. The baby has temperature control in it too, so one has to keep him properly dressed.
"Alright, follow me," Kivi says, heading away from the dorms.
"Where are we going?" Hitoshi asks.
"Gotta pick my brother up from preschool," Kivi says.
"Alright."
They head to the preschool, getting many odd looks on the way there. They're greeted by the lady in the front as usual.
"Oh? You've brought another boy this time. Oh, and there's a baby!" She rushes over. "Cute!"
"This is Hitoshi, my baby daddy," Kivi explains.
"What?" the lady mutters shocked.
Hitoshi explodes in embarrassment. "Kivi!"
Kivi barks out a laugh. "Well, technically you are. Anyway, the baby is fake. We're a couple having to raise a baby for a week as a project for Home Ec."
"Oh... Well, it looks a lot like a real baby. It's amazing. It even looks like the two of you. You have a name?"
Kitoshi coos up at the woman with a big smile.
"Kitoshi," Shinso shyly answers.
Kivi chuckles again. "Aww, Hitochan! You're so cute when you're all flustered! I'm really going to enjoy this week. Come on, let's go get Aki."
"He should be in his room."
"Thank you," Kivi lightly bows and makes her way to the room.
Shinso shuffles along behind her quietly.
Kivi enters the room, causing the teacher to look then call on Aki.
Aki immediately gets his things together, shoving on his coat as he rushes over to the teens with his backpack. "Kivi!" He jumps into her outstretched arms and gives her a tight hug. He pulls back and tilts his head at Shinso. "Who's he?"
"My partner for the week. This is Shinso, Hitochan."
Aki's eyes light up and smiles at Hitoshi. "Hito-senpai! I'm Akiba!"
Hitoshi gives him a little grin as they all depart from the school. "Nice to meet you too, kid."
Kivi drops Aki to the ground and that's when he takes notice to Kitoshi. "A baby?"
"This is Kitoshi, he's a robot baby. He's your nephew," Kivi explains as she watches Aki curiously look at him.
"Nephew? What's a nephew?"
"That would make you his uncle."
Aki grins. "Uncle! That means he's your baby!"
"Yes it does."
"And Hito-senpai is the dad?"
"Yes."
"Then he's my nii-san?" Aki asks, looking up at Shinso.
"Technically yes," Kivi chuckles, watching as Shinso gets more flustered by the second.
"Cool!" Aki's eyes shine. "I'm hungry!"
"How about we go out to get a little snack at a French bakery that's nearby before dinner?" Hitoshi suggests. "Have a taste of home?"
Kivi glances at him, impressed. "Yeah, that sounds good. We can even get treats for dessert."
"Yay!"
The two French kids follow Hitoshi to the French shop.
"This is it."
They all enter and get curious stares from the customers inside. They order their food for here and the desserts to go then sit down at a table.
"This place is cute," Kivi says. "Reminds me a lot of home. They even have good pastry choices."
"I'm glad you enjoy it."
Kivi jerks in surprise, swiveling towards Hitoshi. "You speak French?!"
"Oui."
"How?"
"My mother took a class in high school and went to France for college before coming back here after graduating. She taught me."
Kivi smiles. "Cool, now we can talk shit about the our classmates with only Yuga knowing what we're saying."
He grins. "Indeed."
A woman brings them their food, separating the food to each person. "Enjoy."
"Thank you," Kivi says, digging in.
"You have a lovely family," she says with a smile, leaning down to whisper. "Don't let all the judgmental stares of everyone here get to you. Young love is beautiful, and I'm happy to see you two stay together after having kids. That's rare. Especially when you two are in high school at the biggest hero school no less! Must be really hard."
Shinso is once again flustered, hiding his face in his scarf.
"Thank you, it is difficult to take care of my little brother," Kivi admits, after swallowing her bite. "Now our baby, he's easy at the moment."
The lady smiles, looking to Akiba eating his food. "That makes more sense as why he looks just like you. The baby is yours? How old is he?"
"6 months," Kivi answers, deciding to just play along. She doesn't feel like explaining.
"Cute. Well, enjoy your meal," she smiles and leaves.
"W-Why... why didn't you correct her?" Hitoshi asks.
"Well, it's true, isn't it?" Kivi shrugs. "I didn't feel like explaining. If it bothered you so much, you could've spoken up."
"She's not wrong," Akiba speaks up.
Hitoshi looks at him. "You even know what's going on?"
"Nope!" Akiba grins, popping the 'p.' "But I know that my sister is always right!"
Hitoshi sweatdrops. "You trust your sister that much?"
"What reason would she have to lie?" he retorts, taking another bite of his food.
Kivi makes an impressed expression with a shrug. "He's not wrong there."
"I don't appreciate the two of you ganging up on me," Hitoshi huffs.
This makes the two siblings laugh.
~~~
They return to the 1A dorms after getting things from Hitoshi's room for the week. Kitoshi fell asleep at the cafe, so things have been relatively calm. That calm lasted up until they enter the 1A dorms. It was like when some of the class turned into children.
"Whoa, déjà vu," Kivi murmurs.
Kirishima and Mina, Sero and Sato, Mineta and Aoyama, Toru and Iida, and Bakugo and Fumikage's babies are all losing their shit crying. Shoto and Tsu, Jiro and Kaminari, and Momo and Mezo's babies are all fast asleep. Izuku and Ochaco along with Mashi and Koda's babies are currently eating happily.
"Kivi-san!" Mina cries out. "Please help us! You're the baby expert!"
"Your baby, your problem," Kivi responds. "I'm not a babysitter."
"That's not fair!" Eijiro cries out. "We take care of Akiba for you!"
"Akiba can take care of himself," Kivi says. "You also enjoy hanging out with my little brother. I would not enjoy your baby. I don't like babies."
"Ughhh!" the two whine.
"It would be helpful if you could give us some tips, Kivi-san!" Iida exclaims, cradling and rocking his baby slightly too fast.
Kivi looks to be in thought. "Nah, I enjoy watching you suffer."
Shinso withholds a cackle, snickering behind his hand.
"How are you doing this so well, Kaminari?!" Kirishima huffs.
Kaminari shrugs, looking down to the sleeping baby in his arms. "I don't know."
"You're better at this than I thought you would be," Jiro comments. "I'm impressed."
Denki grins, turning to her and wiggling his eyebrows. "Husband material, huh?" He gives her a wink.
She shoves him, turning away with a shy blushing pout. "I take my comment back."
"Come on, I'll introduce you to all my cats," Kivi says, tugging Hitoshi to the elevator.
...
Day 2.
Shinso walks into the lunchroom, limping in pain and holding a crying Kitoshi close to him. He sits beside Kivi, handing her Kitoshi with a wince.
Kivi rocks the baby to quiet him down. "What happened to you?" she asks, concern laced in her tone. She lifts his shirt to look at the damage.
"I was cornered by some 1B kids. They tried to take Kitoshi. It was a planned and coordinated attack too."
Kivi sighs, placing Kitoshi in his basket then turning Shinso to have him face her. She places her hands on his chest and begins to heal all the forming and formed bruises. "At least you fended them off." She smiles. "Had to be those awesome moves I taught you."
"Yeah, thanks."
Everyone at the table remains quite, watching the two interact.
Mina and Ochaco glance at each other. They were just talking the other night of how Kivi went from sitting alone on the roof of the school to sitting at the class table. Not wanting any friends to having really close friends. Or maybe they're just reading too far into things.
"Now, tell me who attacked you," Kivi growls.
"Green centipede looking dude and that shadow guy with white hair," he admits, knowing better than to not tell her.
She gives a menacing smile as she stands up, popping her knuckles. "I'll be right back."
You can hear the two boys scream as she stomps towards them.
"You're really just going to let her protect you?" Kaminari asks.
"That's pretty unmanly dude," Kirishima adds.
"I protected myself fine," Shinso retorts. "She's just going for payback. Why should I stop her?" He leans on his palm as he admires her beating the shit out of the two boys. "Plus I enjoy watching her beat the fuck outta people who deserve it."
Bakugo grins. "Agreed. That's the best part of being her friend."
She returns with a satisfied grin on her face. She cups Hitoshi's cheek and gives him a smile. "They shouldn't bother you again."
...
It's the third morning of the baby week.
Yesterday was hero training. That was a big mess with the babies. Everyone failed. Kivi was close to passing but had to tend Kitoshi's needs instead.
Today, Kivi is woken up by the third squeeze to her ass, turning to harshly glare at the perpetrator. "What the fuck are you doing?"
"Your alarm went off about 10 minutes ago, and you wouldn't wake up. Your ass was out there for grabs, so I went for it. We are married after all."
A hint of a blush appears on her cheeks, burying her face in the blankets to hide it. "Perv..."
"Nice ass by the way," Shinso comments.
"It'd be nicer without the blanket," Kivi sensually responds, quickly grabbing him and flipping him onto the bed beside her. She lifts a leg over his waist and legs, resting her head on his chest. She slowly runs her hand up his chest from under his shirt. "If you wanted to have a little fun, all you had to do was ask."
Now it's his turn to blush, but his is more hardcore spread across his whole face. "I–"
Kivi yawns. "Through, I'm not really up for having sex in the morning. I'm tired and our breath smells atrocious..."
"Ki–"
Cries interrupt them.
"Sounds like your son is awake," Kivi sighs, pulling her hand out from underneath his shirt. "Just when things were getting interesting."
"My son? He's yours too."
"Not before lunch," Kivi answers, sitting up. "I have two other children to get ready for the day. You can handle one of the three."
He groans. "Fine."
They get everyone together and head down for breakfast. Eijiro and Mina both look exhausted as their baby girl soundly sleeps beside them in her basket.
"You look like shit," Kivi comments, putting some food on her plate along with another one for Aki.
"We had to fend off some class B students as well as handle our baby screaming through the whole night..." Mina groans.
"Losers," Shinso comments.
"No kidding," Kivi replies.
"Whaa!?" Toru squeaks. "I didn't know you spoke French, Shinso-kun!"
"Oui."
Mineta and Yuga come sluggishly to the counter with their hideous baby.
"What happened to you?" Mina grunts.
"1B tried to get our baby," Mineta shouts. "Those bastards thinking we're the weak links!"
"That's cause you are," Hitoshi comments.
Kivi stifles a chuckle.
Yuga gasps with a huff. "My beautiful quirk is strong and powerful!"
"What'd that purple haired bastard say?!" Mineta shouts, shaking his fist.
~~~
Kivi and Hitoshi decided to switch things up from the first day. Hitoshi would have Kitoshi until lunch before they traded out and Kivi would have him until the end of the school day.
Their after school detention training is over, but they've decided to continue training. It helps them both get stronger.
Aizawa is curled up with a passed out Kitoshi in his yellow sleeping bag. Grandpa Aizawa.
"You're getting better at this," Kivi compliments.
"I'm learning from the best."
"And don't you forget it," Kivi winks.
"Alright Egotistic sensei."
Kivi rolls her eyes in response, getting back into training.
Kivi eventually pins Hitoshi to the ground and grins at him. "I win."
He does the same move she used on him a while ago. He cranes his head up, planting his lips on her own and flipping her onto her back.
They get lost in the kiss though, forgetting that they were training.
"Oi, if you're gonna suck each other's faces off, do it when I'm not around," Aizawa calls out after waking up.
The two quickly separate with flushed faces.
"I-I won," Hitoshi speaks out. "You were down for 5 seconds."
Kivi quickly calms herself butterflied filed stomach and blows out an amused breath. "Guess I taught you a little too well."
~~~
It's currently 1am, and Kitoshi is not having it. He's having a crying fit and nothing is calming him down.
The temporary Shinso family decides to head out for a late night walk to hopefully have Kitoshi fall asleep.
Kivi gently rocks their baby as they walk, humming softly.
"You're really good at this, Ki. I don't think you'll have to worry about being a good mother. You'll be a good mother regardless," Hitoshi comments.
"That means a lot, Hitochan. Thank you. You'll make a good dad too."
He gives a little grin, clutching the back of his neck with an awkward chuckle. "Thanks."
They move to sit on their usual nightly bench.
"I'm enjoying this as weird as that may seem," Kivi admits, smiling down at the calming down baby.
"Heh. Yeah," Hitoshi replies, leaning closer to Kivi and staring down at Kitoshi. "He is really cute."
Kivi suddenly speaks up in a loud and clear growl. "I will fucking destroy you if you come any closer."
"What?" Hitoshi immediately yanks himself away from her, looking at her confused.
Kivi turns and glares behind them to the left.
A sudden familiar, condescending laugh bursts out from behind a tree. The annoying blond walks out, pointing at the two. "What is Class 1A's strongest doing out here so late at night?!"
"Fuck off, you annoying blond fucker," Kivi grunts.
"Such vulgar language, does all of Class 1A speak so horribly?!"
"Monoma?"
"Ye–"
"Go back to your room," Hitoshi commands.
Monoma turns and does just that in a daze.
"And this is why I keep you around," Kivi grins at him, leaning on his shoulder. "Let's go back to bed, he's sleeping now."
...
It's Friday night.
The girls have decided to have a get together to have a break from the babies and boys. Kivi reluctantly joined them in the empty common room. The girls all converse with each other as Kivi barely listens. Kivi's currently distracted, lost in her own thoughts.
Kivi sighs, contemplating whether she should mention these weird thoughts and feelings she's been having.
"That's a lot of sighs going on over there, Kivi-san. Something on your mind?" Mina comments then smirks. "Or someone?"
All attention is now on Kivi.
"Yeah, something wrong?" Ochaco asks worriedly.
Kivi looks to all the girls around then slumps back into her chair, covering her face with her hands. "I've... been having... strange emotions... Some I've never felt before. I'm not sure what they are or how I truly feel about them."
The girls all squeal excitedly, grinning at each other.
"Tell us more!" Toru squeaks.
"Yeah, when do you feel these emotions?" Mina asks, already knowing.
Kivi groans, pressing her hands into her face in annoyance. "Fuck, nevermind... I should've never brought it up with you guys."
"No, no, no! We need to know!" Mina pleads.
"Yeah, tell us, Kivi," Tsu says.
"Yeah, I'm interested now," Jiro says.
The bluenette sighs. "I've been... getting this strange sensation in my chest... It feels... like a rush of air... like I'm on a roller coaster but not... I... I don't know how to explain it... It-it's like a happy feeling... Like the same kind of feeling when Akiba makes me happy... but different."
"When are you feeling them?" Momo curiously asks.
"Watching Kitoshi and Hitochan interact... or when Hitochan does something nice... or... Akiba and Hitochan interacting..."
"It's love!" Mina exclaims happily. "Kaminari owes me money!"
"It's not... lo...," Kivi mumbles, trailing off in thought.
"Alright, we'll test it," Mina says. "Would you make out with him?"
Kivi thinks and shrugs. "Sure."
"Would you want to make out with anyone else?" Jiro asks.
Kivi once again shrugs. "I mean if Shoto does I'm not gonna stop him."
"What about Bakugo?" Ochaco asks.
"Katsuki? He's pretty much just my brother at this point."
"Let me try again," Mina sighs. "What if he made out with a girl that wasn't you?"
Kivi thinks as a slight pain goes in her chest. "I... would find it annoying. No... I... wouldn't like it..."
"Do you trust him?" Tsu adds.
"Yes."
"Do you think about him a lot?"
"...Yeah..."
From around the corner, Kaminari, Mineta, and Sero are listening in.
"Kivi-san has a crush?!" Sero whisper shouts.
"It could be any of us," Mineta whispers.
"I seriously doubt that she likes you," Sero deadpans.
"Do you care for him?" Tsu asks.
Kivi nods. "Yeah."
"I think it's on Bakugo," Kaminari whispers, making sure to keep his baby asleep.
"I saw the smug expression on Todoroki's face after that week they were together," Mineta grunts. "I bet it's him."
Sero sighs. "The two of you are hopeless, it's obviously Shinso she likes."
"It's obvious that who likes me?" Hitoshi speaks up, coming from behind them with a lightly crying Kitoshi in his arms.
The three jump with squeals. "No one!"
The loud squeals gain the attention of the girls. Kivi silently curses to herself for being so vulnerable and not realizing some boys were nearby. She'll pummel them if they heard who they were talking about.
Hitoshi shrugs and comes out from around the corner.
"Speak of the Devil," Mina whispers to Ochaco who nods vigorously.
Kivi glares at them to shut up.
Hitoshi walks up to Kivi. "I've tried everything to try and calm him down. I think he just wants you."
Kivi sighs, taking Kitoshi in her arms and beginning to hum as she rocks him. Kitoshi immediately calms. Hitoshi crosses his arms, leaning them against the back of the couch and looking down at the two.
All the girls smile to each other knowingly, seeing the loving smile on Hitoshi as he gazes down at Kivi. They all know, he's just as much in love with her as she is with him.
...
After school Saturday, most everyone is lounging around in the common room.
Kitoshi is nonstop crying. He's been at it for an hour.
Kivi groans. "I don't understand why he's crying. I've done everything. I've changed him, burped him, fed him, he's had plenty of rest, changed him again, bathed him, and I know he won't get sick," Kivi complains, rocking him. "Electronic babies are so much harder because I can't tell how they're feeling!"
Kaminari walks into the room, holding his baby. He notices the loud screaming of Kitoshi. "He wants to play." He walks over and sets his baby on the floor. "Here he can play with mine."
Kivi sighs, placing Kitoshi on the floor beside Kaminari's baby. Kitoshi's cries become sniffles and eventually squeals in happiness as the two babies begin to play.
"How'd you know that?" Kivi asks.
"The babies are made of electricity and send out certain signals when their mood changes," Kaminari says. "I've recognized each one."
"That's really impressive, Kaminari!" Toru squeaks.
"Guess you're not completely useless after all," Hitoshi sighs.
"Hey!"
~~~
It's after school and everyone's gathered in the common room with sleeping babies.
"Okay, so Bakugo and Tokoyami?" Denki asks.
"Oh, Fumikage," Kivi answers.
"Yeah, I don't think Bakugo would give him the chance," Sero says.
"No shit," Bakugo huffs, crossing his arms.
"I would... rather not," Fumikage grunts.
"Sero or Sato?" Denki asks.
"Oh, definitely Sero," Kivi confirms.
"What? I would not!" Sero complains.
"Dude, the big guy would definitely destroy your asshole," Hitoshi says.
"I'm really not comfortable with this conversation," Sato mutters, cheeks flushed.
"Okay, passing Mineta and Aoyama because ew. Ojiro or Koda?" Denki continues.
Kivi looks to be in thought. "That... I'm not really sure. Still curious if Mashi actually has an asshole."
"Why was this conversation even brought up?" Ojiro sighs with a cringed look.
"This whole baby project," Denki says.
"We definitely gotta determine who the bottom in the relationship would be," Kivi says.
"Alright, fine. New pairs. Kaminari and... Kirishima," Sero says.
"Mm, Denki."
"What?!" Denki screams.
"Dude, you'd probably always be the bottom in a gay relationship," Hitoshi shrugs.
"But honestly, you two would probably switch," Kivi shrugs.
"This conversation is really unmanly..."
"This whole conversation is repulsive," Momo says.
Iida was so against it he started going off, only for Kivi to surround him in a bubble and mute him out.
"Midoriya and Bakugo?"
"Switch, but Midoriya usually."
"Shoji and Iida?"
"Iida, Shoji could do some weird shit with his quirk."
"I'm leaving," Mezo says, standing up and heading to his room.
"Midoriya and Iida?"
"I can see Izu usually being a bottom," Kivi shrugs.
"Future Izu though, definitely a top," Sero says.
Izuku doesn't even speak back his face is flushed too hard.
"True, but I know who he ends up with, and it's with a girl sooo," Kivi shrugs.
"Kirishima and Midoriya?"
"Switch."
"Todoroki and Midoriya?"
"Also switch."
"Todoroki and Bakugo?" Sero asks.
"What the fuck?!" Bakugo shouts.
"Mmm... Switch too but usually Bakugo."
"This is so messed up," Kirishima sighs.
~~~
Hitoshi awakens to Kivi tossing and turning in the bed. "Ki?"
"No... Stop! Don't..."
He pulls her close and begins rubbing circles on her back. "Kivi... Kivi... Calm down. Ssh..."
"Lunox, please... don't do this..."
"Kivi, wake up. It's not real." He gently shakes her until she wakes with a deep breath as if she was underwater for a long time. "Kivi?"
"Hitoshi?" She's silent for a minute as she calms her breathing. "I'm sorry that I woke you up."
"What happened?"
She leans into his hold, burying her face in his chest. "It's the same nightmare I always have with Lunox. She takes control and obliterates the city. Just like she did last time..."
He hugs her tight. "Then become strong enough to beat her. Don't let her control your life forever."
"I can't..."
"Yes, you can. I know you can. You know how I know?"
She sniffles. "W-Why?"
"Because you're the strongest person I've ever met. Stronger than Aizawa, stronger than Endeavor, stronger than even All Might."
"Thank you... for trying to make me feel better... But... I'm only human and so are they... Lunox is a demon. A powerful demon. A simple human like me, no matter how strong, could never compete with a force like that."
"Maybe so," Hitoshi replies. "But if anyone can do it it'll be you."
"Thank you." She hugs him tight. "When the time comes, promise me you won't hold back."
He hesitates then sighs. "I promise, but only if it gets to that point."
...
Sunday is the only day UA students have off, so they usually do the big shopping trips on that day every once in a while. Aizawa even comes along because he's the keeper of the credit card that the school gives to homeroom teachers to pay for all the students groceries. They all decide to head out early. Aizawa and Eri separate from the rest of the group.
"Dammit, birdy! Get your kid!" Bakugo shouts at his partner, holding their fussy baby by the armpits.
"I already told you that I can't watch him," Fumikage calmly responds.
"Then get Dark Shadow to watch him!"
Dark Shadow responds to his name being called and takes the child into his arms. He's grown somewhat fond of the fake child.
Kivi didn't want to get up that morning, so she's currently wearing her pjs and sleeping on Hitoshi's back as he carries Kitoshi in his arms. Akiba walks close beside him.
"I don't understand how we've never been kicked out because of Bakugo's yelling," Shoto sighs.
"I don't understand how Kivi isn't waking up because of his yelling," Denki says.
"She's a pretty heavy sleeper unless she senses danger," Hitoshi replies. "Then she's awake rather quickly. Like when Akiba or Eri have nightmares, she knows and goes to them."
"Kivi is pretty amazing," Mina says, looking at the girl. "She's pretty cute when she's sleeping, huh Shinso?"
"Yeah, and she looks really peaceful too," Denki comments.
Mina nudges Hitoshi.
"Oh, uh, yeah, she is," he sheepishly grins.
"You like her, don't ya?" Sero grins, nudging his other side.
"That's obvious, isn't it?" Hitoshi scoffs. "She is my first friend here."
"No! Dude! Like you like like her!" Sero groans.
Hitoshi's cheeks tinge pink. "Oh."
"Yeah, oh," Mina chuckles. "So it's true?"
"I never said that."
"Didn't have to, ribbit," Tsu speaks up.
"Yeah, dude, we've all seen how you look at her when she's isn't looking," Sero says.
He groans, dragging his free hand down his face. "I'm sure McSplodes over there and Todoroki are going for her."
"Nah, Bakubro sees her as like his sister," Kirishima pipes up.
"I'm not sexually interested in Kivi," Shoto speaks up as he passes them. "We're close, but it's platonic love. We seek out each other when we really need to talk or just have company or a hug. She's all yours."
"See? Go for her!" Mina cheers.
"I still never said I liked her."
"Stop being such a tsundere and ask her out," Jiro comments.
"Like you have room to talk," Toru chuckles. "You still haven't asked your crush."
Jiro's face flushes and she lightly punches her. "Sh-shut up!"
"Jiro has a crush?" Denki asks. "Who is it? Do I know him?"
"AH!" Her ears blow out steam, and she runs away.
"Was it something I said?"
Sero pats him on the shoulder in reply.
"Kivi likes you too," Akiba speaks up.
They all turn to look at him.
"What?"
Kivi groans and rubs her eyes. "Where..." She yawns. "...the fuck am I?"
They all switch their attention to her.
"It's Sunday, class shopping day," Toru answers.
Kivi groans and stretches before snuggling back down into Hitoshi's shoulder. "Did you all seriously drag me out here in my pajamas? You should've just left me." She yawns, stretches again, and slides off Hitoshi's back. "I'm not even fully..." She looks down at her attire. "...dressed?" She looks up at Hitoshi. "Are these your pajamas?"
"Well, yeah, you were only wearing a sports bra and some shorts," Hitoshi says.
Mineta gets a nose bleed.
"Oh, right. I sorta remember tiredly putting your clothes on," she mumbles, getting a good full stretch. "Your clothes smell like you."
"Well, I would assume so, considering they're mine," Hitoshi answers.
"I'm saying I like your smell, asshole," Kivi responds with an eyeroll. "I also like wearing oversized clothes. They're comfy."
"Yeah, you look cute," Denki says.
Hitoshi gives him a good glare.
"Thanks," Kivi mutters still tired.
"Y-You're welcome."
"Well, I need a ton of meat for my cats," Kivi says. "Come on, Akiba, Hitochan, Kitoshi, let's head to the meat section." She sluggishly shuffles off with her too big cat pajama sweats bagging at her feet.
"Yeah, she is cute in my clothes," Hitoshi grins and walks off after her.
Everyone looks at each other.
"I still think she likes Bakubro," Denki says.
"You're an idiot," everyone says.
~~~
"Well, it's our last night together," Kivi says, snuggling down into the blankets on her bed.
"Yeah, it'll be odd sleeping by myself again," Hitoshi comments, slipping on his pajama top and stretching with a big yawn.
Kivi chuckles. "I meant with Kitoshi. ...You can stay if you want. I enjoy your company. Which is unusual because I hate everyone."
He grins, getting under the covers beside her. "Guess I'm pretty special then."
"Don't get all full of yourself now." She moves to lie on his chest. "I only keep you around because you're comfy."
"Gee, thanks," he sarcastically replies. He's quiet for a bit. "Don't you think... this is kinda intimate? I easily could've taken the couch."
"You said so yourself that we're married, aren't we?" she teases. "Besides, I'm from France. A lot of us are usually very close and affectionate with each other. Can't really say that about my parents though." She shrugs. "I'm glad you were my partner. This was a lot of fun."
"I surprisingly had fun too."
...
The babies were returned a few class periods ago. It was an emotional goodbye to some of the students and the others were glad to finally rid of them. *Cough cough Bakugo cough cough.*
The couple that had the best score was Kaminari and Jiro. Shinso and Kivi were right behind them. Izuku and Ochaco along with Tsu and Shoto got third.
It's the last class period of the day, and Kivi is sluggishly bobbing her head, trying hard not to fall asleep.
Kivi gasps out of no where and stands straight up, seat flying back and tumbling to the floor, looking as if she's about to have a panic attack. Her eyes are wide open as she grips her desk, it crumbling beneath her.
"Kivi?" Aizawa calls out in confused annoyance.
"Toga Himiko has my little brother!" she shouts, running out of the classroom.
...~~~...
Mwahaha cliffhanger!!
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