Aries -  '... I will kill you, every last one of you'

Taurus - 'Whatever'

Gemini - 'Shut up, I don't even care, I'm not even blushing' (goes bright red)

Cancer - 'Oh wow, sorry I'm so dumb' (Cries silently)

Leo - 'Fuck dis, fuck you'

Virgo - Internally screaming

Libra - 'Hahahahahaha I'm so funny guys'

Scorpio - 'DON'T TOUCH ME'

Sagittarius - 'Oh well'

Capricorn - Gets a lump in their throat

Aquarius - Stares at the wall for the next ten minutes

Pisces - Is used to it by now