Aries - Says 'no thank you' to Capricorn's performance

Taurus - Is also drunk, eating mysteriously appeared buffalo meat and refusing to sing without sitting down.

Gemini - Is so drunk they get thrown out

Cancer - Is terrified that their turn is coming round and is begging Libra to sing with them. Not world's best idea

Leo - Is trying to get Scorpio to change their song at the last minute

Virgo - Has the best voice and refuses to sing

Libra - Is dead drunk

Scorpio - Is standing at the corner of the stage, ready to go up and rehearsing the lines for 'I'm sexy and I know it'.

Sagittarius - Is so drunk they've appeared on stage wearing way too little

Capricorn - Is singing and trying to be sexy

Aquarius - Has decided they are judge and is waving the 0.5 marker for everyone

Pisces - Is singing a painful version of 'I will always love you'.