Harto: hooooly shit no one told me the tall ones were British

Harto: please never stop talking

BritishBrownEyes: OUR NAMES LITERALLY SAY BRITISH

Harto: I'm not very observant

TyOakTree: OHMYGOD HANNA IS IN A DOCTOR WHO SHIRT??

TyOakTree: TROYE YOU MY BOO BUT I'M GOING TO MARRY THIS HUMAN PLATONICALLY

TroyeBoy: only if I can marry Connor platonically

TheFranta: what wow okay

TroyeBoy: only then will he regain his chill

TheFranta: come to me

Ricklemypickle: so Dan and Phil are off in the corner taking selfies and leaning on each other rather than interacting

BritishBlueEyes: oi! Don't be a party pooper

LameDawson: LOOK WHO'S TALKING

Zozozo: guys did you honestly move countries just to be antisocial in a whole new hemisphere

BritishBrownEyes: yes

BritishBlueEyes: I also wanted a hamster

BritishBrownEyes: Phil, no

BritishBlueEyes: )':

Graceffaffa: Phil literally just made the cutest pout at Dan before they started making out

Trevmoron: goals

Lostmymarbles: you guys sound incredibly fun

Lostmymarbles: curse my studies for making me miss alcohol

Lostmymarbles: will my life ever return from war?..

Graceinyaface: it dieD

Trevmoron: rip in peace

LameDawson: psssssst someonr cone make ccokies

Graceffaffa: and the alcohol begins to kick in

LameDawson: hehe jory lest makd coolied

Graceffaffa: or go cuddle in bed

LameDawson: I loke thst

Trevmoron: cute??

Graceinyaface: JOEY JUST PICKED SHANE UP BRIDAL STYLE IM

Trevmoron: all these cute couples and I'm just here like

Trevmoron: someone date me

TheFranta: relatable