Zozozo: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE

LameDawson: zo I love you but I'm hungober let me slerp

Zozozo: sorry Shane

Zozozo: but I have a surprise!!

AlfieDays was added to the chat by Zozozo

Zozozo: he made a new Kik!!

Graceffaffa: ALFIE

Trevmoron: SON

AlfieDays: hellooo

TyOakTree: I am unsure who's house I just woke up in but HI ALFIE!

Lawleypop: you are at mine and Jc's house

TyOakTree: oh hi up there

AlfieDays you guys had quiet the party

Zozozo: so did we, except that it was just three couples, a lot of anime, and popcorn

TroyeBoy: SO YOU ADMIT THAT YOU AND ALFIE ARE A COUPLE

TyOakTree: HHHH!MMM!

AlfieDays: what have I missed in my absence?

DanIsNotOnFire: a shitstorm

LameDawson: CNA EVERYONE STIP MY EVERTYHING HIRTS I DRANK ALIT

Graceffaffa: awwww baby

TyOakTree: WHERE AM I

Lawleypop: the beanbags that accumulated in my living room

TyOakTree: oh

TyOakTree: also I found Connor

TroyeBoy: where are they

TyOakTree: under the bean bag next to me still asleep

Trevmoron: lazy butt

InCayler: watdidimisshappynewyear

DanIsNotOnFire: we are not cavemen USE YOUR SPACE BAR

InCayler: ithinkbrokemyphonelastnight

Lawleypoo: jfc not again

Zozozo: again?

Trevmoron: donT ASk

AmazingPhil: we are abandoning the motherland for that

AmazingPhil: I'm so excited

AlfieDays: the motherland

AmazingPhil: forgive me queen

ThingOne: the queen will never forgive you for this betrayal

ThingTwo: you're not even from england stfu

ThingOne: don't hate me for being from Africa

ThingTwo: nah bby I love you bro

ThingOne: I love you too bro

InCayler: #justbrothings

Lawleypop: your mom's gunna love to hear how you broke another phone

InCayler: mymom'sgunnakickmyass

Sampottedplant: holy shit why am I in the middle off the pool?

Lawleypop: damn he woke up before rolling into the water

Sampottedplant: you fuckers

Sampottedplant: help me it's cold

TroyeBoy: Tyler where have you gone

Lawleypop: I think he drowned in bean bag chairs

Trevmoron: rip

AlfieDays: he will be missed

TyOakTree: help me

TroyeBoy: IM SWIMMING AS FAST AS I CAN

Lawleypop: I'm gonna jump from this ledge onto the bean bags

TyOakTree: KIAN

Zozozo: KIAN NO

InCayler: KIANDONTYOUDUMBASS

Lawleypop: TOOOO LAAATE

TyOakTree: Oh sHIT

ThingOne: WHAT HAPPEMED

InCayler: HE MISSED THE BAGS

Graceffaffa: WHO IS SCREAMING!?

TheFranta: KUAM

TheFranta: I WOKR UO TERRIFIRD

TyOakTree: it's the first day of the year and we already have to go to the hospital

Trevmoron: yaaaay 2016

TroyeBoy: HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS

Sampottedplant: WAIT DONT END THE CHAPTER IM STUCK IN THE POOL AND THE WATER IS COLD

Sampottedplant: aw shit