TyOakTree: My Boo

TyOakTree: /1 Photo Attached/

Zozozo: YOU'RE BOTH SO TINY

Ricklemypickle: when do the rest of us get to meet him?

TyOakTree: bitch back off?? He is mine??

TroyeBoy: at the party, right?

Danwillmakeyouhowell: I want to come be social for once rip

Letsstirphil: wait a minute

Letsstirphil: Dan?? Social??

Letsstirphil: APOCALYPSE

Danwillmakeyouhowell: literally fuck off

LameDawson: more like fuck Phil

Danwillmakeyouhowell: platONIC

Letsstirphil: OHMYGOD SCREW PLATONIC

Trevmoron: ...Guys?

Zozozo: are they?..

LameDawson: what's happening

TroyeBoy: I think we broke their platonic bond

TroyeBoy: the explicit content chat, making ships sail since the womb

TheFrantaBoy: will Dan and Phil ever return from war?

LameDawson: there is no end in sight in the sex war

LameDawson: speaking of which, where is Joey?

Ricklemypickle: AAAHHHH MY INNOCENT EEEARS

TyOakTree: YOU'RE READING THIS

Sampottedplant: AAAHHH MY INNOCENT EYES

Lawleypop: I CALL BULLSHIT POTTORFF

InCayler: we all know that's a liiiie

Ricklemypickle: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh noooooooooooo

TyOakTree: what has this become

TroyeBoy: I dunno, let's make out

TyOakTree: LATER LOSERS

Lawleypop: EVERYONE IS DROPPING LIKE FLIES

Trevmoron: where tf are Joe and Caspar??

Zozozo: you don't wanna know

Trevmoron: FFS I HATE BEING SINGLE