Zozozo: guys why is Joe hysterically laughing to the point of crying?

Zozozo: I just got home

TyOakTree: MMMMHHHHMMMM

TroyeBoy: FROM WHERE YOUNG LADY

Zozozo: woah mom and dad I didn't know this was an interrogation

cAspAr: JOE LOCK THE DOOR SHE'S GUNNA KNOW

Zozozo: I'm gonna know what??

Zozozo: WHAT DID THEY DO

TheFrantaBoy: breathe Zoe, calm yourself

TyOakTree: THIS COMING FROM BANISHMENT BOY

LameDawson: ooooo this looks juicy what have joey and I missed?

Trevmoron: you together are known as shoey aka my otp

LameDawson: we yo goals

Trevmoron: someone date me

Zozozo: BACK TO MY DEAD BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND

cAspAr: yay I'm not dead yet

Zozozo: YOU ARE GOING TO BE

TyOakTree: who gunna tell her?

TroyeBoy: I don't wanna tell her

TheFrantaBoy: you tell her

Trevmoron: rip

Zozozo: SOMEONE EXPLAIN

Trevmoron: you on a date?

Zozozo: omfg

Zozozo: no! Alfie just took me out for coffee!!

LameDawson: like a date?

Zozozo: NO!

TyOakTree: she defensive

TroyeBoy: like a dATE

Zozozo: I will fly to Australia then the states to slap all of you

TheFrantaBoy: THE NEXT STAGE IS VIOLENCE

Zozozo: I'LL START WITH YOU

Jooooe: saaaafe

Zozozo: don't test me

Danwillmakeyouhowell: I never realized how scary Zoe could be

cAspAr: where the fuck did you come from?

Danwillmakeyouhowell: I've been Buffy binging with Phil

LetsstirPhil: Buuuuuffy

LameDawson: I LOVE BUFFY

LameDawson: we should binge Skype sometime

LameDawson: double date

Danwillmakeyouhowell: *platonic

LetsstirPhil: shush

TroyeBoy: face it you're basically married

Danwillmakeyouhowell: I cant hear you over all this Buffy

Zozozo: wait Buffy can I come?

LetsstirPhil: are you going to kill us or

Zozozo: promise I won't

Danwillmakeyouhowell: door's unlocked, we've got popcorn

Zozozo: YAY

TyOakTree: wtf are you all just calmed by Buffy?

Danwillmakeyouhowell: Buffy is love

Danwillmakeyouhowell: Buffy is life

LetsstirPhil: stop ruining shows for me