*Skipping the Memes chapter*

In a cozy little room that buzzed with excitement, Will stood before a group of his friends, each of them eagerly awaiting the special viewing he had promised. The walls were adorned with posters of their favorite adventures and battles, but today was different. Today, something peculiar and hilarious was about to unfold.

Will:Alright everyone, today is a special viewing!

Will declared, raising his hands dramatically.

Raven:What is it?

Raven asked, her eyebrow raised, clearly skeptical as Will announced what it was with a flourish, unable to hide his enthusiasm.

Will:Big Man (Y/n) as a ventriloquist!

Goku:a...What?

Goku blinked in confusion, his trademark innocence shining through Tanjiro asked what that was...obviously lost making Will sigh,he expected he would have to explain.

Will:Ventriloquism is a stagecraft where a speaker makes it appear as if their voice is coming from somewhere other than their mouth and The word comes from the Latin words ventri (belly) and loquor (to speak).

he elaborated, while the others listened with mixed interest and skepticism.

Zenitsu:Incredible!" Zenitsu exclaimed, his eyes sparkling with wonder as Salem summed it up by saying Illusion of life dryly, her arms crossed.

Will simply shrugged and hit play, eager to commence their viewing. The screen flickered to life, revealing (Y/n) dressed in a simple suit, preparing to unveil his puppet.

(Y/n):Now, despite our rocky friendship, please help me welcome... Raven!

(Y/n) said, pulling out a plush puppet version of Raven that appeared notably nonchalant about everything.

Raven blinked at the screen.

Raven:Huh?

Raven:How ya doing, Raven?

(Y/n) said, holding the puppet to life.

Raven:Go to hell.

the puppet replied bluntly as The audience in the video erupted with laughter.

Raven:Why am I a puppet?

Raven asked, perplexed.

Will:Oh Yeah,I forgot to mention...

Will chimed in as he says...

Will:While you guys are still fictional characters, he decided to try making puppets of you all and Surprisingly, he became a pro in less than two months!

(F/n):Raven apparently is out of character...I think?

(F/n) noted.

(Y/n):You're wrong, Dad, because Raven just doesn't care about stuff she doesn't trust or like.

(Y/n) retorted as his on screen self continued on with his act as both ventriloquist and puppet master.

(Y/n):Is there any film out there that you hate?

(Y/n) asked the puppet-Raven.

Raven:Yes, it's the film of my wedding.

the puppet replied with sarcasm as Laughter erupted again.

Tai:WHAT!?

Tai exclaimed, his face a mixture of shock and disbelief.

Qrow:Wow, you're really being an amazing person, Raven.

Qrow added sarcastically, eliciting another wave of laughter.

Raven shot a glaring look at her brother, then grabbed a soda can off the table and shoved it into his mouth, silencing him effectively.

(Y/n):You really hate your wedding video?

(Y/n) asked, feigning seriousness with the puppet still in hand.

Raven:Well,I like it in One style.

the puppet said, almost mischievously.

(Y/n):What's that?

(Y/n) asked eagerly, leaning in as Raven said...

Raven:Backwards.

the puppet-Raven answered with a deadpan expression.

The audience roared with laughter.

Raven:Ya get it?It's because I'm walking away.

the puppet explained, creating a fresh wave of chuckles.

Tai looked at his ex-wife with a hurt expression, saying..

Tai:Please, tell me that's NOT what you thought of our wedding.

Raven replied with a frown.

Raven:Of course not,I'm not THAT heartless.

(Y/n):You love your family....

(Y/n) interjected, trying to bring depth to the conversation.

Raven:I know...

Raven admitted nonchalantly as she continued.

Raven:but hey, I had to run my Tribe! I couldn't just kidnap Yang as a baby and raise her in the tribe!

As (Y/n) continued his act, curiosity pricked his mind.

(Y/n):Yo, Raven, I'm curious about something?

Raven looked over with her usual unamused expression.

Raven:How the hell were you able to move? You should've been tired as hell if you left right after giving birth to Yang. So, why weren't you?

(Y/n):You know, I actually wonder that too. How did you have so much energy?

(Y/n) pondered aloud as Raven replied with "Watch the screen" cryptically.

Ruby:Moooooore mysteries!

Ruby exclaimed, her eyes alight with humor.

Raven:Aura is a very useful ability.

Raven finally revealed.

(Y/n):Wait, what?

(Y/n) responded, baffled.

Ruby:But I thought aura can only heal injuries, not heal stamina.

Ruby added, genuinely puzzled.

(Y/n):....How does that work?

(Y/n) pressed on.

Raven:Ya gotta work it just right and personally, I'm... not that great with kids..

Raven managed with a touch of embarrassment.

(F/n):Then why have Yang?

(F/n) inquired with a raised eyebrow as Yang said she wanted to know as well in a defiant way, crossing her arms.

(Y/n) was still trying to wrap his head around Raven's statements.

(Y/n):Then, why have Yang or become a Mother at all?

Raven looked down for a moment, gathering her thoughts.

Raven:Well, it was during one of those weekends and Tai was...backed up.

All eyes fell upon Yang, who looked thoroughly confused, then disgusted.

Yang:Oh God!EW!!!

Yang shrieked, her cheeks turning crimson as Ruby's innocent question broke through.

Ruby:What does that mean that Dad was backed up?

Before anyone could explain,summer joins and says...

Summer:Sweetie,you'll understand when you're older.

Summer interjected quickly, trying to save the moment.

Raven:And he was doing me like a beast, with unlimited stamina.

puppet-Raven added unaffectedly as (Y/n) cringed visibly, the invasive image not something he wanted to visualize.

RavenAnd then the condom suddenly snapped! One week later, I learned that my blond now ex-husband got me pregnant!

puppet-Raven finished dramatically.

(Y/n):So.....one-night stand?

(Y/n) asked, still processing the absurdity of it all.

Raven:Yes!

puppet-Raven affirmed.

the viewing ended as Will, wise enough to know when enough was enough, jumped in.

Will:Uh...how about we stop here for now?

Yang:I agree...I need to puke!

Yang quipped, rushing from the room.

(Y/n):So do I.

(Y/n) echoed, feeling overwhelmed as the laughter slowly faded.

They all left, giggles spilling out, their day forever changed by the unexpected revelations and the ridiculousness of a ventriloquist's performance that brought both joy and awkwardness in equal measure.