Will:Hey Everyone!

They turned to will and as usual said...

Everyone:what?

He smiled and said.

Will:get ready For....SUCTION CUP MAN 2!!!!!!!!!

Some of the people in the theater actually liked the sound of that,like those from fire force.

Obi:Sweet.

Hinawa:Oh great.

Byakuya:NOT AGAIN!

Byakyuya wasn't exactly thrilled to see that reality,again but others?

Akko:Yay

Izuku:Cool.

It started at some kind of military base with the following words appearing on Screen.

SECRET U.S. MILITARY BASE
so shush....

Bakugou:NO,FUCK YOU!!

Will immediately shut him by saying it back.

Will:Fuck You!

Cue,Yang joining in.

Yang:Fuck You!

And With that,Will said something Fucked up to busty blond.

Will:And Fuck You,Ya Blond Bimbo.

Will realized what he just called yang as Yang's eyes turn red as her team managed to restrain her but barely.

We go inside to see (Y/n) Or "Suction Cup Man" In A interrogation room with Guys at the door.

Weiss:Please,Don't Tell me that he's A Secret Agent or something?

Will:

As will Stated,He Laughed Harder And Weiss Was A little Offended But after he Calmed Down,He Said this....

Will:Suction Cup Man is a "On My Own" Kind of guy,So.....No.

(Y/n) looks at both of them and says one thing.

(Y/n):So Do either of you wanna tell me why ya kidnapped Me?

Agent#1:Please Remain Calm,Sir.

He slammed his hands on the table and yelled.

(Y/n):You Can't Keep Suction Cup Man,Trapped!

He pulled Suction cups out of nowhere as begins to climb the wall.

(Y/n):I'll Suction Cup My way out Eventually!

Tenya:How would that even work?

Will:I.......Have no idea.

Surprisingly,Wizard king Julius walks through the door and greets the suction cup 'Hero'

Julius:Are you Suction cup Man?

Cue,Team CFVY's leader Critizing His outfit.

Coco:What kind of Outfit Is that?

Asta Immediately stood up for the Wizard King.

Asta:It's Cool.

Others thought about and Somewhat agreed.

Grey:not bad.

Velvet:It Looks nice.

(Y/n):Maybe!Fuck You,Who wants to know?!

Julius:I'm The Current Wizard King And A Councilman from The Unity of Hope and Peace council System. 

Shinra:I'm Gonna ask Something That Im Sure is On Everyone's Mind....The What?

Yaoyorozu immediately spoke up and said...

Momo:It has to be something Extremely Powerful in terms of status.

Noelle thought about it and said...

Noelle:Kind of Like Nobility or Royalty.

Asta Immediately yelled.

Asta:EXCEPT THE WIZARD KING IS AWESOME!

(Y/n) Or Should I Say Suction Cup Man just took a deep breathe and said....

(Y/n):Yeah,Fuck you. 

Everyone just Anime-Dropped From his Response.

Hifumi:To be fair....We Should of Excepted That.

The other SHSL students agreed As Celeste said despite that,they didn't as Kirigiri speaks...

Kirigiri:Like will Said "The Multiverse Is An Unpredictable And Dangerous thing"

Cue,Many People wondering one thing altogether.

Most of the theater:'When Did Will Say That?'

With the twin Dark elves,Aura said...

Aura:weird Right,Mare?...Mare?

Mare looked at his sister and said.

Mare:Sorry sis but serious question...

Unknowingly,Mare spoke with will at the same time as they both said....

Mare/Will:When Did Will/I Ever Say that?

Will looked at mare but looked away because he didn't Care anymore but With Our Real world Crew.

(Y/n):The Other Me is an Idiot!

(B/n):We Know,Lil'bro,We know.

Julius:You've Done A lot of bad with your suction cups,Mr.Man.

(Y/n) Smiles In Response as if he was Proud of what he did with his suction Cups,Which is....Just....Weird. 

(Y/n):Tell me about.

Sucy:Let's Not and say we did.

Lotte:I agree.

Julius:But i think there is some good,You could for us. 

(Y/n) Looked at julius in shock From what he said as he finally processed it and spoke.

(Y/n):You Think that I'M Capable of Good?Just last week,Some Ass-Wagon almost died jumping out the Window Trying to fight me off his tower! 

Julius:I Understand that you believe that your suction cups can only Bring Destruction and sadness.  

The sadness Part immediately brought back BAD Memories for our real world Teen as he yelled.

(Y/n):IF YOU'RE ME,THAN YES!

Many of the People look at him in sympathy as his dream girl says...

(C/n):Oh,(Y/n).......

(Y/n)'s Dad sighs and Puts his hand on his son's Shoulder as he looked At him straight in the eyes with his father saying.

(F/n):Son,it's Okay.....because You got us,Your friends and more Importantly....Your Family.

The rest of the real world crew say how they feel about the teen.

(C/bf/n):Your like An Amazing Friend In My Opinion.

(Bf/n) Wraps an arm around our MC's Shoulder before he Looked at (Y/n) and said...

(Bf/n):You're My Best friend!As well as the brother that I wish I had,No matter what happens,I'll Always be your Pal.

(M/n) Grabbed (Y/n) and hugged him as she says that he will also always Be her Special Boy causing (Y/n) to Groan.

Shinra looks at them and smiles as he thinks about his own family.

Shinra:'They look So Happy.....I Wish Me,Sho And Mom were Able to be like that again...just once'

The teenage climber look at him with a face that says "What the Fuck?!" and speaks up With his face now having a smile. 

(Y/n):......What?God No,It was Hilarious.

......Yeah,That didn't slide with a certain someone.

Irina:HILARIOUS?!HE COULD OF DIED!!

Junko being the creep that she is says...

Junko:Yeah and The Despair Of it Turned Me On,SO Much.

Julius Puts His hand on the table and looks at him with serious face while looking him in the eyes. 

Julius:But it may in your best interest to cooperate.

(Y/n) squints his eyes and point at him.

(Y/n):I'm listening but still Fuck You.

He then looks at the 4th wall and wait what?

(Y/n):Fuck You too,Narrator! 

What the Fuck!?YOU CAN HEAR ME?!

(Y/n):Yes and FUCK YOU!

F-FUCK YOU!

(Y/n):FUCK YOU!!

FUCK YOU!!

Everyone was Honestly curious on what the fuck is even happening.

(Y/n):What.....The.....Fuck?

Zenitsu:How Is That Possible!?

Kiba:What.....Is Happening?

Albedo:This....is weird.

Others....Actually found entertaining.

Natsu:HAHAHAHA!!It's Hilarious.

Wendy:he's Kinda Right.

Grey:Again,Surprisingly.

Natsu:YOU WANNA GO!!

Seeing a fight about to Occur,Our Broccoli boy and MC look at will and say...

Izuku:Uh....Will?

(Y/n):Should We Uh....?

Will snapped his Fingers and shut the two oafs up before fixing the screen.

Will:I Got It!

Is it fixed?

Will:Yes,It's Fine.

Good,Also I Want Double on Pay.

Will deadpans the Narrator and says.

Will:You Don't Get Paid,Dumbass.

WELL,I SHOULD!MAYBE I SHOULD WORK FOR AN 'AUTHOR' GOD THAT WILL PAY ME!!

Will:YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND JUST GO BACK TO NARRATING!!

FINE!

Will:FINE!

Sorry about that folks..Anyway,Julius puts down Three Pictures of Some Kind of rocket and Points to a blueprint.

Julius:These Images were Taken From The Shadow Realm And we Have Reason to believe That they Are building the Most Powerful Missile Yet,It's HUGE!

Cue,Innuendo from the Immature people.

(Y/n):THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

(Bf/n):HA!

Those that were mature or at least, Didn't find Innuendos funny sigh at their behavior.

Julius:But Even worse,Signs say it's To attack The Human Realm Soon.

(Y/n):Do You Honestly Think That Criminals And Dark Entities Are stupid Enough To Attack humanity?

Julius Just breathed In and gave his answer.

Julius:Yeah.

Everyone was silent until Blake said..

Blake:Blunt...really Blunt about it.

Yuno said that he Kinda Expected that.

(Y/n):Oh.

Julius then points to one of the photos on the table, and it shows the tip of the missile and a small hatch on the side of it. 

Julius:We've located a hatch on the side of the missile that allows easy access to the warhead,where it can be disarmed.

Suction Cup Man just nods his head, pretending to understand half of the shit that just spewed out of Wizard Dick's mouth. 

(Y/n):Well......At least,There's A Chance to Survive and Win.

Will:In A Funny Way as Well.

Julius continues to explain the Plan to stop these Psychos as he began to Explain your role in the situation.

Julius:And this is where you come in Mr. Cup. The hatch is pretty high up, and frankly, that would take a really expensive ladder.

Kaminari:Why Even Use A latter Though?

Jiro said the world must be ending since Kaminari said Something Smart.

Kaminari(💢):I CAN BE SMART,TOO,YA KNOW!

(Y/n) Was gonna help But he's Suction Cup Man and Suction Cup Man Doesn't try To do things out of the goodness of his heart,he had is own wants and needs.

(Y/n):So,What's in it for me?

Cue,people saying what can be seen as a reward.

Izuku:Being viewed as A Hero.

Natsu:Stopping Evil.

Issei:BOOBS!

Koneko Kicked issei in the balls and called Issei a perv as she walked back To her seat.

He asked This as he leaned forwards onto the table.

Julius:The Council are willing to grant you Diplomatic Immunity and One suction cup climb on anything you wish.

Arthur:That's It?

Will said that it doesn't matter what Suction cup man does because to him, That's like Finding the holy grail....Or the One piece.

Julius had never thought that he would say those words in the same sentence.

(Y/n):Are you sure that you're willing to give me that kind of power? 

Amanda looked confused as she said...

Amanda:What Power?It's Just a Suction Cup Climb!

(Y/n) Yelled at her and told her to not Diss the Power Of Suction Cup Man!!

He asked this because if they go back on their end of the deal because of him doing something extreme, well, he'd probably just get his own nuclear warhead and finish off the Villian's plan.

Julius:We've heard rumors Mr. Suction…Can you die?

He asked, unsure if he would believe any answer he was given.

To that,(Y/n) instantly replied in a matter of factly tone.

(Y/n):You can't kill Suction Cup Man.

Jaune:Oh boy.

Julius:Then,I believe we have a deal.

Julius said this As he was REALLY hoping he wouldn't regret this.

(Y/n):Fuck yeah, let's stop these crazy Bastards!

(Y/n) yelled out as he signed the document that was laid out before him, agreeing to accept this dangerous mission.

(F/n)/(M/n):GO,SON,GO!

The scene transitioned to a baron wasteland and fucked up area which is without a doubt,The Shadow Realm.

Secret Missile Compound… but we found it haha…

The Villians were having a rather nice day today, the sky was as dark as usual, the sounds of death around them brought them so much joy, and soon Their plan to bomb Humanity was about to come to fruition.

However, there was this feeling of discomfort in the back of their minds,there's this sound that they keep hearing that is ready to drive Them bat shit insane…It's the sound of suction cups.

Everyone:It's (Y/n)/Me.

The Villains walk towards a window overlooking the missile and see a young black haired man climbing the missile,They instantly rush out of the room and onto a nearby balcony and yells out to him.

Salem:Hey, what the fuck are you doing?!

Profanity shows anger, and anger feeds the grimm their strength, so it's only natural that the Queen of the Grimm should swear.

Ozpin:Oh No.

(Y/n):Climbing your missile with suction cups dumbass, what do you think?

AFO:why Our Missile?!

(Y/n):Why NOT Your Missile?!

Goku:He's Got A Good Point.

Vegeta:No He doesn't,Kakarot.

Frieza:Your Delaying Our plans to Bomb Humanity!

(Y/n):I'll delay your plans all I want, LOOK AT ME GO!

He yelled out as he flailed one of his arms around wildly.

Monokuma:Don't you dare disarm Our missile!

(Y/n):NO, FUCK YOU!

He yelled back at them because fuck them.

Sero:Yeah!

Salem:Fuck YOU!

(Y/n):And fuck you right back you fucking porcelain doll!

He yelled as he hung from the missile.

Salem:Do you have any idea who you are talking to?!We are The Most Powerful entities In Existence and I am the Queen of all Grimm, I have powers that rival that of the gods! I will have your head on a stick if you don't-

She was saying, only to be cut off by Our "hero" Saying this.

(Y/n):Hey,I wrote you a song!

He yelled, interrupting Their stupid villain speech.

Salem:What?

Salem asked as she quirked a brow.

(Y/n):It goes a little something like this!

And with three strums of a guitar that he randomly summoned, he followed up with,

(Y/n):You're a bitch!

To say that The Villians were not amused was putting it lightly, as a matter of fact, They were seething with anger, but They couldn't let Their adversary know that.

For a moment, the Group had just stared each other down, the only sounds being that of the wind. Salem tried to break the silence and raised her index finger.

Salem:Uh-

(Y/n):Oh, you're a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a bitch, a BIIIITCH!

He sang as he played a sick blues riff and quickly followed it up with a harmonica solo, and where the hell did he get the harmonica?

Makoto:Good question.

Kokabiel:Get the fuck off Our missile this instant!

(Y/n):I can't!

Salem:Why the hell not?

Salem asked, actually curious as for why he's doing this.

(Y/n):Can't Having you starting wars,Dumbass!

Licht:Your Kinda starting one right and it's Pissing Us Off!

(Y/n)/Goku:Wait for it.

(Y/n):Probably Doesn't Help that i was hired by the council.

AFO Screamed at this and called Him,a "Councilman Dog"

(Y/n):Oh that got you real angry, didn't it?

He asked sarcastically as he knew it totally did.

Acnologia:Goddammit!

Acnologia yelled in pure anger.

(Y/n):Yup, I sure pissed Them off now!

Suction Cup Man yelled looking directly into the camera- I mean, what? There's no camera, hehe…

Croix:That does it, no more stalling! We're launching the missile!

Croix yelled as she ran back into the control room for the missile.

To that,(Y/n) just sat against the missile for a moment in complete silence, only to realize what was about to happen...

(Y/n):Uh oh…

He said, and shortly after, the missile was launched.

(Y/n):Fuck!

(M/n):(Y/n),I know this a bit to late but....LANGUAGE!!

(F/n) Calmed his wife down and reminded her that Profanity is....Inappropriate but in this case, It's helpful

He yelled out as he began to climb up towards the control panel. For every movement he made was accompanied by the word 'Fuck' and just as he made it to the panel, he tore it out and yelled, "Oh shit!" as he pulled out a random set of wires, hoping that he did something correctly, only for the panel to light up in flames.

Mimosa:Is he okay?

With that, the missile quickly hit the ground and Salem stood on the balcony once more, waiting to see if Suction Cup Man would climb out of the rubble, only to spot the suction cups that he used still on the side of the missile.

Seeing this made everyone go into shock, Assuming the worst.

(F/n):No.....

(C/n)[Crying]:(Y/n)....?

(Bf/n):Buddy....

(Y/n):at least i saved Humanity....

The villains let a victorious smirk make its way onto Their faces as salem said this,

Salem:You may have delayed Our plans this time, man with Suction Cups, but you won't be able to delay them next time-OH FUCK!

She yelled out as she looked to the skies.

They looked at the screen and wondered why Salem Shouted.

Goku:Huh?

Izuku:What is it?

They soon got their answer.

Magna:Oh Come On!

(Y/n) Was parachuting slowly towards the ground, with his guitar in hand,

(Y/n):Oh,you're a biiiitch,YOU'RE A BIIIITCH,you're a BITCH!

(Y/n) sang loudly as he made his way towards the ground, followed up by a pretty dope solo bit on the guitar While,Salem and the other villians seemed absolutely dumbfounded at the events that have just taken place.

(Y/n):Thanks,shadow realm,ya been horrible,FUCK OFF!

End.

Will:And that's it.

Will asked how they felt about it as they gave their opinions.

Mimosa:it....was something.

Akko:Awesome.

Amanda:Agreed.

Goku:Cool.

(Y/n):Cheesy and Funny.

Izuku:Nice.

Bakugou:Stupid.

Diana:Odd.

Will:okay,next Up Is...!