In the eternally twinkling void of the multiverse, where divided realities collided like stars in a cosmic ballet, there existed a peculiar theater known as...."The Theater."

It's creator, a whimsically chaotic god named Will, granted entry to beings from countless anime and dimensions. The theater itself buzzed with absurdities and otherworldly scenarios, drawing in an eclectic audience from across time and space.

This evening's performance included an unexpected mix of characters from various realms, with a certain boy —called (Y/n) — sitting awkwardly with his family.

Beside him were his best friend, (Bf/n), and his crush,(C/n). The atmosphere was tense with anticipation;

(Y/n) felt a flutter of nerves as Will, the theater's operator, cackled uncontrollably nearby.

Will handed each of them a remote control, whimsy sparkling in his eyes.

Will:Here you go! Just hit the button! Enjoy the show!

He roared, laughter echoing in the ethereal void before he vanished into thin air.

(Y/n) took a deep breath, glancing at everyone in the theater.

(Y/n):Okay then! Let's see what insanity the multiverse has cooked up for us tonight.

With a flick of the remote, the gigantic screen flickered to life, displaying a scene from a whimsical dimension known as Remnant as Teen versions of (F/n) and Qrow were chatting animatedly in a dorm room as Laughter and dialogue cascaded through the theater.

(F/n):You know, Tai's dad did it!

(F/n) declared, his eyes gleaming with mischief.

Qrow's brow furrowed.

Qrow:He did it?

Raven, standing nearby with her arms crossed, was curious.

Raven:Did what?

Raven, another familiar face, chimed in, brow furrowed in confusion and In that moment, Will reappeared, still chuckling. He explained the absurdity of their universe as he explained that in this reality,Tai's father had changed his gender in this bizarre reality, igniting a wave of shock and confusion among the audience both on the deep space screen and in the theater seats.

Ruby & Yang:Is Grandpa gay?

Ruby and Yang exclaimed in unison, their wide eyes shining with curiosity as Tai interjected, flustered.

Tai:No, as far as I know — NO!

(Y/n) turned to his father,(F/n).

(Y/n):What kind of reality is this?

he whispered,shaking his head in disbelief while pressed against (C/n), who stifled a laugh.

And then the dialogue escalated further into ludicrous territory.

Qrow:Well, what do we call him now? Is it still Lee?

Qrow pondered aloud.

Tai snapped back, exasperated.

Tai:My dad's name isn't Lee!

F/n rolled his eyes.

(F/n):Different dimension, Tai.

Meanwhile,(M/n) piped up and said to her husband.

(M/n):He just doesn't get it.

(F/n):Right?Although,I'm not crazy about the name.

(F/n) added, brushing a hand through his hair.

Qrow:What is it? Lucy? Lily?

Qrow teased.

F/n said that wasn't it and.

(F/n):No, it's Diana.

In the chaos, a name emerged — Diana. The real Diana(Diana cavendish), glancing back at the screen, let out a loud gasp.

Diana:That's my name!

Qrow's eyes widened in horror, realization dawning on him as he began to gag repeatedly before...

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(F/n):AH!WHAT?!WHAT THE HELL!?WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!

(F/n) shouted, turning to him with panic.

Qrow:I HAD SEX WITH HER!

Qrow's scream echoed across the theater, and everyone froze in disbelief.

(F/n):WHAT?!!

Everyone:What?!?

came the chorus of voices, even (Y/n)'s family joining in the uproar.

Qrow:I HAD SEX WITH HER AT THE MARRIOTT!

Qrow continued, the panic in his voice matching the audience's disbelief.

(F/n):AH!WHY!?!

(F/n) screamed back, eyes wide, clearly shocked.

Qrow:I DIDN'T KNOW! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HER!

Qrow pleaded, as (F/n)'s face turned crimson.

they continued to scream.

Amid the chaos, Summer wandered in, entirely unfazed.

Summer:Why are those two still screaming?

Raven leaned against the wall, further complicating matters.

Raven:Qrow just realized he slept with Tai's dad!

Tai:Yeah, I'm gonna do something about him.

on screen,it switched to Tai standing over Qrow's slumped, beaten-up figure as he shouted

Tai:NOW LAY THERE AND DIE YA PIECE OF CRAP!

Tai bellowed angrily before storming out, leaving Qrow in a tangled mess of embarrassment.The instant uproar of disbelief swept through the audience, and (Y/n) could practically feel the heat rising to his cheeks.

He stormed out of the room, leaving chaos in his wake.

Still in disbelief, Qrow mustered the energy to call after him.

Qrow:Hey, Tai..."

Tai shot a glance back at the unlucky bird. The comedic timing was impeccable as Qrow leaned in and shouted,

Qrow:

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Tai:FUCK YOU!

Tai retorted, his voice echoing down the hallway.

The theater erupted into laughter once more as Qrow, still managing to keep his humor intact, shouted.

Qrow:Just to be clear, I wouldn't fuck Tai's mom! That's like saying I'd fuck my mom or my sister!"

(Y/n) turned to his family,his friend and his crush as his cheeks were flushed with a mix of embarrassment and amusement.

(Y/n):Next one!

he said, grabbing the remote and preparing for whatever madness awaited them in the next segment of Will's theater.

With each click of the remote, the boundaries of reality blended into laughter, drama, and unexpected connections. In this theater of infinite dimensions, anything could happen, and (Y/n) couldn't wait for the next show.