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Deadpool!

*Skipping the chapters of megaman & christmas and the musician chapter*

Will:Hey Guys,Get Ready for A hero Who's Perverted And Crazy.

Alya:Wait,What does that Mean?

(Y/n) knew what the deity meant and said it with him.

(Y/n) & Will:You'll See.

The screen showed a highway bridge on which (Y/n) was sitting, with his legs hanging, in A hero costume That Had Colors Of Red And Black And Even Covered with A mask on. A small radio was sitting beside him and there was A Drawing Of Him written on a paper but it Seem to be taped to it and He was seen to make a crud crayon drawing of him shooting Someone with the words "Hi,I'm Francis!" written above. He was listening to the beat that was playing on the radio as he completed his drawing And Then as the camera zoomed closer to his face,he looked at the screen and spoke.

Deadpool:Wha–? Oh, hello! I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own Chapter? I can't tell you. But it does rhyme with..Polverine And Jinja Nomic..And let me tell ya,They got a nice pair of smooth criminals down there...

Will:HEY!My Boss Has NEVER Done Anything Like That With You!!

everyone deadpans the deity as weiss says...

Weiss:You Do Realize You're Talking To A Screen?

Out of the Blur,Deadpool Looked Directly At.....Them?

Deadpool:Hey!Watch It,Ice Queen!They Don't Call Me "Merc With a Mouth" For Nothing and Besides,I'm the best character in this all at once special!

Silence Ran Through The Theater As Everyone Had To Process What Just Happened As Some On Screen Managed to Talk to Them!

Everyone(Except Real world):WHAT THE HELL!?

Weiss freaked out as she yelled...

Weiss:HOW IS HE TALKING TO US!?

Will was wondering what the hell,deadpool meant by "All at once" as the merc said...

Deadpool:Because I'm Awesome!

Will told Deadpool to Just Show Something!

Deadpool:Show Something?OKAY!

(Image In OC,Imagine She's Nude)

Deadpool Pulled Up An Image Of Artemis,Ninjacomix's WIFE Being NAKED!

Will:NOT THAT YOU IDIOT!Now,He's Gonna Kill Us!

Everyone Was currently Trying to Ignore the Picture Of the Naked Woman Except The Perverts Because Koneko Knocked The Shit Out of them.

(Y/n):W-who Is That?

Will Sighed And Decided to Explain Who it Is And Hopefully find a way to get deadpool to remove that Picture!

Will:That's Artemis And Her Husband Is My Boss,NinjaComix And This Is Him.

(AN:Pic in OG)

Everyone:You Have A Boss?

Will:Well,Technically More Of a Leader But yeah,He's My Boss And Founder Of The Group I'm Apart Of Called "The Guardians Of The Omniverse" Or Just The Omniverse Council And They Were All Selected To be a Member of the Council By Comix Himself And I Was One Of Them!

Izuku:So Cool!

Akko:Amazing.

Aura:That's Awesome.

Will:Yeah But....It Can Be Boring And Personally,Here's One Of The Reasons That I Bring People To the Theater.......

He Begins Crying as he says...

Will stood against the backdrop of the sounds of laughter and chaos, squeezing his cup of soda as if it were the only tether to reality he had. When he spoke, his voice was a mere whisper that accompanied the cacophony of the bustling comic convention. "I'm lonely."

The response from those around him was a collection of awkward laughs and sympathetic glances—non-verbal acknowledgments of his plight.

Everyone else:😅😓 

they seemed to say, a bizarre assortment of emojis that might translate to empathy in their own strange way.

But before anyone could voice their support—or judgment—Will pulled a one-eighty on his somber mood.

Will:MORE IMPORTANTLY! Deadpool, go kill bad guys!

Deadpool:On It!

He stood on the ledge and Said Maximum effort! As He jumped off!

Deadpool declared, theatrically striking a pose before jumping off a makeshift stage, propelled by pure unadulterated insanity.

Blake:Is he insane!?

Blake shouted, wheeling around to face the bewildered crowd as Before anyone could muster an answer,She reconsidered.

Blake:Don't answer that.

With Deadpool now a flying projectile of chaos, the atmosphere shifted. Soft music had been playing in the adjacent SUV when Deadpool crashed through the sunroof, showering everyone inside with—well, chaos. The driver swerved, barely missing the food stall, only to lose control and collide with the car next to them, and in the blink of an eye, a battle erupted inside the vehicle.

An elbow to the guy on the right, a swift punch to the face on the left, and then a devastatingly effective kick to the passenger's face sent him flying.

Deadpool:Cock shot!

Deadpool announced, reveling in the chaos as he delivered a crippling blow to the nearest groin.

a lot of males felt that one as Kaminari yelled, shaking his head in disapproval from his safe distance in the theater

Momonga:Even I felt that and I don't even have one.

Momonga sighed, his skeletal frame shivering at the thought.

Jaune wailed, clutching himself as if he could replicate the pain through sheer empathy.

Nora piped up, a hint of excitement in her voice.

Nora:Hmm, not bad, but he should've—

(Y/n):Break his legs! We know! Jesus Christ!

(Y/n) exclaimed, barely able to contain his annoyance as he focused on the screen.

Deadpool was already moving on, thrusting off the guy he had just incapacitated and once again focusing on his quest.

Deadpool:I'm looking for Francis!

he yelled, twisting and snapping the neck of the unfortunate soul who had been holding him back in the chaos.

From the back, Adrien stared wide-eyed.

Adrien:OH MY GOD!

Chloe:That's ridiculous.

Chloe mumbled, terror painted across her face.

Shadow:Ahh, but it gets the job done, though.

Shadow commented, eyes glimmering with morbid curiosity.

As Deadpool leaned in closer, waving a crudely drawn picture of Francis in front of the men in the front seats.

Deadpool:Have you seen this Man?

the passenger responded by slamming his head into the radio.

Cause every time we...

Slam.

Deadpool:Ow."

Never gonna give you up...

Slam.

Deadpool:Ow.

The theater crew couldn't help but laugh, caught under the absurdity of the moment.

Jiro:You'd think those songs would get annoying, but they're actually kind of catchy," Jiro noted, bobbing her head to the unexpected rhythm.

"Yeah! I could dance to that!" Ashido added, her energy infectious.

Deadpool grabbed his gun and shot the driver Except When he saw a man on a bike pull beside him and start shooting at the SUV And The passenger was dead,So You kicked him out colliding with the man on the bike. Deadpool noticed the man in back began to climb back in,he punched the driver's wound and slammed his hand on the gas. He pressed the cigarette lighter as the SUV collided with another in the convoy. Deadpool had his foot pressing the driver to the window, while he had the other guy in a head lock. The lighter was done, and he pressed it to his forehead. As he opened his mouth to scream Deadpool shoved it into his mouth.

(Y/n):Now that's gotta hurt!

(Y/n) laughed as Deadpool shoved a cigarette lighter into the mouth of yet another unfortunate foe.

Deadpool:I've never said this before....but don't swallow.

he called out, only infusing more absurdity into the situation.

Suddenly, as Deadpool jumped back into the fray, he found himself in a literal rollercoaster of violence and chaos, his antics blurring the lines between humor and horror. The SUV from before found its way back alongside him, and without missing a beat, he rolled down the window.

The SUV from before pulled alongside him. Deadpool used his foot to steer into the other making the car roll. There was another motorcycle man in front of him and he grabbed his belt. As the car rolled And everything was lined up perfectly.

Deadpool:Shit.......Did I leave the stove on?

 The car resumed rolling And It was either all timed really well or Deadpool had one hell of a lucky streak, but one man was crushed, motorcycle's head was cut off, another was thrown into a sign becoming red paste.

(B/n):Yikes!

The SUV landed while all the civilians slammed on their brakes and bolted out of their cars. The rest of the escort pulled up to the one Deadpool Aka You were in.

The men slowly approached the car.

deadpool pressed a button rolling down the window.

Deadpool:Hey!

Deadpool poked his head up only to be greeted by them shooting him,

Deadpool:WAIT!

He shot his hands up in surrender.

Deadpool:You may be wondering why the red suit?well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed!This guy has the right idea!

Nino:How?

he pointed to one of them Who Was Wearing Brown Pants

Deadpool:He wore the brown pants!

The shooters didn't care for his monologue. Deadpool grinned as he said...

Deadpool:Fine! I only have twelve bullets, so you're going to have to share!

As he prepared to jump into the fray, he turned momentarily to his companions.

Deadpool:Ruby, let's see if you can keep up, my adorable little weapon nut!now,let's count em' down!

Though they were ensnared in a mess of clanging metal and gunfire, a bond began to form in the chaos. It was a feeling that none of them had expected but needed: solidarity in their shared absurdity.

Ruby:Okay!

Ruby shouted, determined to match his energy as Deadpool leaped into action.

deadpool:Counting down with me!

he hollered, striking a pose in mid-air.

Their laughter echoed through the fray, distracting from Will's earlier confession, their bond growing as they faced the chaos together, the terrible reality of loneliness momentarily forgotten in a whirlwind of shared joy and mayhem. It was the perfect reminder that sometimes, the greatest adventures start with the smallest shared moments—even in a world dominated by chaos as Deadpool jumped out of the car with a spin, he fired one round with the casing imprinted

Deadpool:12.

While still in the air he fired another labeled

Deadpool:11.

He landed behind the car while the resumed shooting.

Another motorcycle came around the car and shot Deadpool

Deadpool:Shit.

Deadpool wiggle his finger through the hole.

Deadpool:Motherfucker!

he looked at the shoot through the hole in his arm.

Deadpool:10 he fired and missed

Deadpool:Shit.

Deadpool:9

he missed again,

Deadpool:Fuck.

Deadpool:8.

the motorcycle was coming around for a second time but Deadpool missed again

Deadpool:ShitFuck!

Coral:Really?That's Just Stupid.

He jumped over the car and aimed, but he was too late,

Deadpool:Bad Deadpool.

He looked behind him and saw a man trying to sneak by him.

Deadpool:Seven.

he shot him in the head.

Deadpool:Good Deadpool.

Bullets came flying at him, he jumped over a white car and ducked behind the second SUV. The bullets stopped And Deadpool stood up and saw the man reloading,He yelped when he resumed fire. The man jumped on the hood of the car and aimed at Deadpool striking a pose on the pavement.

Click.

Deadpool:Someone's not counting.

Ruby:Come To Think Of it....Dang It!I Didn't Count It Either.

Deadpool shot him in the head,

Deadpool:Six.

Two more ducked behind a black van, one pulled a grenade from his belt, he lifted his arm to throw it, but Deadpool stepped out and shot the grenade still in his hand.

Deadpool:¡Me gusta cinco!

Deadpool did a little dance, only to be shot. Right in the ass, he fell onto the pavement in a comedic fashion.

(Y/n):WHY DID I GET SHOT IN THE ASS!?

Deadpool:Fffffffour.....and I Know It Sucks!

Deadpool groaned as he shot up from between his legs. He slowly stood up and sighed,

Deadpool:Right up main street.

He walked over to the guy who shot him,

Deadpool:Three, two! Stupid, but worth it!

Will:Now,Time For Deadpool To Finish Up.

Yang:But There's Three Guys Left And He's Got One Bullet!How Is (Y/n) Gonna Do This?!

will and (Y/n) knew how as they said...

Will & (Y/n):Just Watch.

Three men were left, Deadpool patiently waited a second as they all lined up After They Did So,He Made another little spin and with one bullet he killed all three of them.

Yaoyorozu:D-did he Just.....Kill Three People.......With One Bullet?

Todoroki:I Know I'm Not A Guy that Curses That Alot But......HOLY SHIT!

Deadpool:Ohhhhhh

Deadpool moaned as he inhaled the gun smoke,

Deadpool:I'm touching myself tonight.

Will:The End But (Y/n),There Is Something I gotta Do First And That's This.

Will Dashed towards And Grabbed Your Omnitrix Causing It To Spark As He Looked He Was Rewiring It Or Something Until He let Go and You Asked....

(Y/n):What Did You Do?

Will:I Changed It...As It No Longer Just Changes You Into Ben 10 Aliens But I Made It To Where,it Can Transform You Into ANY Fictional Character in It's Database And You Already Got Crash Bandicoot And The Titans In it,So With The Aliens And The Power Of the Multiverse,Think Of it As Some kind of Ani-Trix Or Anime Omnitrix.

(Y/n):AWESOME!!!

(Bf/n):You Just Get Awesomer And Awesomer,Don't You Dude?

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