Everyone was doing Their own things as usual and waited for Will to come in and ruin it but So far,Things had been calm....until...

A hideous Creature...Thing Appeared and Scared the shit out of everyone,Some more literal.

??:BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Everyone:AAAAHHHH!!

the Creature began to laugh as if it was told a joke and began to morph it's body until...

Will was in it's place.

Will:Oh man,You should've seen your faces..HAHAHAHA!

They all groan as they Should've KNOWN it was Will Trying to scare them.

After wiping a tear,he tells them about their viewing for today.

Will:Today,We're gonna see a Recap of Remnant's own show Aka "RWBY" And It's gonna be making fun of you.....A LOT.

The RWBY cast especially the team itself was surprised to hear the name of their show but wondered what will meant by making fun of them.

Narrator:RWBY is a smash hit internet about 3D anime girls smacking each other that somehow got popular despite its initial budget of seven dollars.

The narrator began as the moon was shown shattering and stills of Ruby and Cinder were shown in a fight but then the stills turned into a childish drawing.

(Y/n):Oh yeah....

Ruby suddenly asked how could they have only 7 Dollar budget and make them as Will said...

Will:Well,they worked with what they had and You guys are the results but Your Animations gotten better.

(Y/n) Muttered something that No one but his own family heard.

(Y/n):Unfortunately,it's the Opposite with the plot.

Narrator:The world of Remnant is filled with monstrous creatures called Grimm and mankind's only hope for survival are the huntsmen!

He continued as the Grimm were shown and an iron pod crashed upon one of the group and opened up with a white flash then a man was shown playing a tuba that suddenly shot out a large bullet from the horn.

Narrator:A group of warriors who fight for the people with sensible weapons like a tuba that is also a gun.

Ruby:Hey,What's that supposed to mean?

(Y/n) Answered his cousin and said it was because Literally EVERY weapon was also A Gun with VERY few Exceptions as Izuku asks..

Izuku:How do you not accidentally shoot yourselves?

They reply by simply saying Aura.

Narrator:Team rude bees is a group of four girls learning how to be huntresses.

The Narrator explained as silhouettes of team Ruby were shown.

Ruby:YES!finally,We're on screen.

Senku:Don't get too excited since from what we seen so far,this ain't gonna be pretty.

Narrator:Ruby is the leader of team RWBY,which isn't confusing at all.

He sarcastically stated as Ruby's silhouette was shown.

Narrator:She's a protagonist who puts the petals to the meddle and has a secret Sharingan.

Jello described as Ruby's eyes lit up then she was shown at Summer's grave as Jaune was shown helplessly floating to the sky in large clown pants.

Ruby:What's a sharingan?

Tanjiro:Odd name.

Jaune Asked and yelled why was he floating In the sky in Clown pants.

Narrator:She's also got a dead mom,Who was added to the series at the last possible second on a whim because RUWAMBY'S writing likes to fly by the seat of its oversized clown pants.

Summer and many others paused at what They heard as she Shouted...

Summer:I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD?!

Will:Actually,You Weren't Even Meant to exist But they needed a Reason for Ruby Visiting a Grave and chose it to be you.

Narrator:Whines! Is a standard hoity toity rich girl and Ruby's best friend, who hates her.

A lot of people laughed at that as Weiss Yelled.

Weiss:My Name Is Weiss!And I Do Not Hate Ruby,I......Tolerate her.

Ruby immediately tackled Weiss into a hug as Weiss Tried to get her off but Ruby is a LOT stronger than she looks.

Jello stated as Weiss was revealed and she froze Ruby's head by snapping her fingers.

Weiss:HEY,I Would never do that...In real life.

Cue,Everyone even the Deities looking at her with a 'WTF?' Face.

Weiss:What?

Mondo:What do you mean "What"?You're the one who said the thing that made everyone stare.

Weiss groans and it's not her fault,She has to deal with a Childish but very skilled leader,An Annoying pun maker and Blake.

Ruby and Yang:HEY!

Blake didn't say anything and just focused on the screen,especially since she Knows she's next after the rant on Weiss.

Narrator:Her special power is losing every single fight she's ever been involved with.

The narrator stated as Weiss was shown defeated and on the ground while a chainsaw wielding man wearing a White Fang mask stood above her.

Weiss:WHAT THE?!I DON'T LOSE EVERY FIGHT!

(Y/n) Immediately acted and said that Fights against Grimm and School fights don't count making Weiss silent.

Narrator:Bland is secretly and alley cat which is fitting because she belongs in the garbage.

The Narrator said as Blake was shown before a banana peel was placed onto her head.

Blake(Offended):BLAND?!

(Y/n) Said something to her in hopes of Calming her down.

(Y/n):Believe it or not,It's a name that can actually be used for people.

It had no Effect and Blake was still upset.

Narrator:Humans are racist against the lagoos like Bland because they don't know how many ears they're supposed to have. Do they get human ears? Animal ears? Neither? Both? Why do only some of them have tails?

The Narrator asked as images of the variety of faunus were shown and Blake's missing tail was outlined.

(Bf/n):That's actually something I wanna know,How Come Faunas Only Have One animal feature?

Blake didn't respond nor did anyone else since they had no idea.

Narrator:That's not fair!how would you feel if humans just randomly changed around how many arms we have?

The Narrator asked as Yang was revealed and her robotic arm fell off

Narrator:Oops.

Yang remained silent until she yelled...

Yang:Is he saying that... Without Will than....I WOULD'VE LOST MY ARM?!

Will confirmed this to be true and even showed a clip of it.

She shivered at what she saw and Was Now grateful for the future knowledge granted by Will.

Narrator:Follow their exciting adventures at Beacon Academy, except don't as the show introduces a million side characters, explores none of them and then the school blows up.

The Narrator stated as other characters like Goodwitch,Team CFVY and Sun as well as others were shown and suddenly Beacon exploded.

Everyone remained silent until bakugou said...

Bakugou:Your Show seems stupid.

Will said it's only AFTER the fall where the show went downhill.

Narrator:But the show isn't about the characters...

The narrator said as a drawing of Neptune was shown saying "I'm here to eat up screen time and accomplish nothing!".

Narrator:boy,is it not about the characters.

Neptune:HEY!I ACCOMPLISHED THINGS!

Walker:Oh yeah?Name one.

With that,he was silenced.

Narrator:It's about the over the top spectacle fighting! And the fights speak for themselves, or rather they would if they weren't constantly accompanied by nonstop butt metal!

The narrator said as Yang was watching Mercury spin in a tornado and Flynt was shown playing his trumpet.

Yang:At least,We now know that Illusions were used in that future fight and it's gonna be better since I'm gonna kick his ass.

Narrator:Outside of the fights, the animation is pretty shaky mistakey. The models do so much clipping and clapping that one could reasonably mistake them for a horse and the lip flap mocap looks like it was done by a bass on the wall.

The narrator said as a cardboard Weiss's hair knocked over a cardboard Ruby and she was dragger to the ground towards a cardboard penny as they shook together and Ruby was suddenly in the clouds as They then turned into horses then Penny was shown moving her mouth like a puppet then her mouth fell altogether.

Asta:Yikes.

Goku scratched his head and simply said..

Goku:I don't get it.

Narrator:Everyone's got a magical fight power called a Semblance,take Pyrrha for instance. A prodigy with so many death flags that she might as well be communicating in semaphore.

The narrator said as Pyrrha was shown with red and yellow flags in her hands and a pile behind her as more magnetically attracted to the pile.

Narrator:Her Semblance is magnets,so she can collect more death flags.

Pyrrha became depressed as she knew that was a reference to her death.

Narrator:There's also Adam, who's Semblance is being the worst.

The Narrator said as Adam was shown acting like a dog and pulling on Pyrrha's Waist cloth With his mouth.

A lot of people laughed at this as the saw the man acting like a dog but Pyrrha decided to ask..

Pyrrha(Blushing):Why is he Biting my Waistcloth?!

Narrator:But remember!Semblances aren't magic.

Yang:Uh.....We already know that.

Ruby said yeah and explained that semblances are special abilities from the soul,itself but (Y/n) and will Countered.

Will & (Y/n):And do you know why?

Cue silence.

Narrator:You can also augment your powers with Dust, a special powder that allows you to use magic, but that's not magic either.

The narrator said as Weiss' rapier flopped downwards.

Weiss:I.....Am extremely lost.

Narrator:The villains spent two entire volumes stealing Dust before the writers forget about that and never bring it up again. I'd say they magically forgot except that couldn't be it because magic doesn't exist.

The narrator said as Roman and Neo were shown holding a Pouting captive Weiss with bags of dust but those poofed away.

Ruby:Oh yeah....That!Man,It's so weird to look at the events,again.

Narrator:Oh my goodness!Magic DOES exist!?

The Narrator exclaimed as Cinder was shown with her fire.

RWBY Cast(Who didn't know):THAT'S MAGIC?!

Roman(With narrator's Voice):Well wait, what makes magic different from a Semblance or Dust?

Cinder(With Narrator's Voice):Well that's a good question......they forgot that,too.

Yang:So....Semblances are magic?

Yang asked as Weiss said...

Weiss:No,I think Dust is magic.

Soon,the others joined in as Ryuko said.

Ryuko:But it showed that magic in your world already exists...

Ruby finally joined in and exclaimed...

Ruby:Are they all just magic with extra steps!?

Narrator:Maybe the answer lies in World of Remnant. The Robby Rotten side series that answers some of the many, many questions the show thinks it doesn't have time for. Because the best way to do your world building is to ignore it the first time around and then give your viewers homework.

The Narrator explained as Oobleck was shown teaching Ren and Nora but Nora wasn't paying attention and Nora was distracting him, then a large pile of papers fell on top of them.

Mario:Homework To Understand a Show?!....NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Narrator:There's also RUWAWBY Chibi, which is a series of dumb gags that somehow uses the cast better than the actual show does.

The narrator stated as a chibi Sun and Neptune with fake moustaches slid down the pile of papers.

Nezuko:Still feels weird to see that.

Narrator:Spend forty episodes impatiently waiting for the plot to start until team kangaRWBY joins up with Ozpin, an immortal reincarnated into the body of a little baby.

The narrator explained as Qrow was shown Waiting for something then team RWBY arrived inside of a kangaroo pouch then Ozpin was shown becoming Oscar.

RWBY Cast:You're Immortal?

Ozpin was gonna explain but will said...

Will:He's basically like Doctor Who.

Narrator:His goal is to save the world from mommy Salami! An evil witch who fell into the oozy Jacuzzi and got really mad.

The narrator explained as Salem was shown falling into purple water and she was shown in her Grimm form roaring in anger.

Everyone:........

Everyone remained silent until

Issei:Is it weird that I-

The immediately interrupted him as they said.

Everyone else:Yes.

Narrator:The best way to watch RUMBA is to think of the first three volumes as one long season and then have a friend tell you what happens 4 and 5 so you don't have to watch them 'cause they're garbage.

The narrator said as volumes 1, 2 and 3 were shown being linked in a chain and 4 and 5 were shown being talked about by a woman then being compared to garbage.

Izuku:I-it can't be THAT bad.

Narrator:Speaking of garbage, which is a Segway I could put anywhere in this video.

Danny:damn.

Narrator:The writers desperately want you to think Ozpin is as morally grey as his hair but they also keep forgetting to have him actually do anything evil.

The narrator said as Ozpin was shown looking mysterious and creepy before sweating nervously with a blush as glass of whiskey sat by him.

Ozpin:I'm not evil.

Will looked the Headmaster dead in his eyes and said...

Will:Tell that to the Fandom.

We Cut to Ruby as she says..

Ruby:Jungle Qrow?What exactly did Ozpin do that was so bad?

Ruby asked as Qrow stated with an intense face.

Qrow:You don't get it kid...Ozpin gave me the power to turn into a bird.

Everyone Remained silent as Ainz said...

Ainz:I-is that bad?A-are you cursed or something?

Qrow:No.....Just hurts like hell.

Ruby:Is that...is that a bad thing?Are you cursed?

Ruby asked as Qrow responded.

Qrow:No! No,I can do it whenever I want! I can change back whenever I want.

Subaru:Than,how is it bad?

Raven yelled that It's painful to change from a person to a bird as (Y/n) simply says it's ironic given their names.

Qrow:I don't get it, that sounds exclusively beneficial.

Ruby said,Confused on why her Uncle is Acting like this.

Ruby:Exactly!

Ruby exclaimed.

"NO RUBY! You don't understand!" Qrow shouted as got face to face with her "I can turn into a bird Ruby! I CAN TURN INTO A BIRD!"

Ruby:U-uncle Qrow...I...I...don't...why is this bad!?

Ruby exclaimed as Qrow changed into a bird and started singing.

Qrow:What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning!?

Qrow sang as Ruby begged him to stop.

Narrator:RWUWUWBY'S real problem is that they throw in every cool idea they have and then don't develop anything. Why advance the plot or talk to people? That's dumb! My favorite character is the only one who doesn't talk, but I'm excited to see how they ruin her.

The Narrator said as Ruby was shown adding gasoline to a fire that was burning a board and files of ideas while Oobleck and Jinn popped up from behind it then Neo popped up from one of the cabinets that sign that said she was Ruby's mom.

Neo immediately clarified that she wasn't with The Rose/Xiao-Long/Branwen family shivering at the idea of Summer Being Neo.

Narrator:Sometimes not talking is the best way to advance a character, like Yang and Bland who not talked their way into being girlfriends 'cause the fan base was so insistent about it that the writers just gave up I guess.

The Narrator said as Yang and Blake were shown holding hands with tape over their mouths as people in the background cheered while one of them looked tired and drank coffee.

Yang and Blake looked on in surprise as they blushed and everyone looked at them.

The duo Made sure not to look at each other as Will said..

Will:It Only Happened because Fans Begged and BEGGED until they were Like "FUCK IT!JUST GIVE THEM,WHAT THEY WANT!" And resulted in this....

Yeah.....Blake and Yang Definitely Made sure that they weren't close to one another given they just saw themselves share a kiss.

Narrator:I can't wait for Volume 7's equally well earned moment,when Weiss finally gets to hook up with Torchwick's ghost.

The narrator said as Weiss was shown fantasizing about Roman.

Ruby:EWW!

Ruby exclaimed as Weiss Shouted.

Weiss:No! NO! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!

Qrow:Oh, I get it. You want some real emotional investment? Do you know that my sister and I were CURSED TO BE BIRDS!?

Qrow shouted as he grabbed Weiss by the collar.

Winter:UNHAND HER AT ONCE.

(F/n):How and WHY is he still on that?

Ruby:Uncle Qrow,Please stop!

Ruby pleaded and Qrow shouted as he transformed into a bird again.

Qrow:WHY IS MY NAME SPELLED WITH A Q!?

Raven:Our parents tried to be creative?

Raven answered with a shrug as Qrow said...

Qrow:Keyword on tried.

Will turned the viewing off and looked at them before Prepping the next one and sitting with his family.