RWR:Chibi Ep 1
(For the Title and what it means,The answer is this....No,I didn't misspell RWBY And Yes,it's chibi skits.....As For RWR.... isn't it obvious?It means Real world Reader)
Everyone was Relaxing in the theater until they were Brought back to the Viewing room by Will who said it's Time for another viewing.
Will:And it's one familiar to us.
Will smiles before turning the Screen on.
We open to a Blank White Screen except that didn't last as the Chibi versions of The Theater crew appeared.
Ruby:The Chibi Us!
Vegeta groans and says that he still can't stand looking at them.
but before,Anyone Could Say a single Word,They Got Interrupted by a Falling Logo and the screen Changing Position to show a Title Engraved in the Whiteness of the Abyss as it said...
The Y/N CHIBI-verse(Real World Reader)
A groan of pain Came From Will and that was Right before it turned itself Off.
Will:This is gonna be good.
(Y/n):hopefully.
The first skit began In a simple Yet Insane looking kitchen with stacked dishes next to the sink, a paper towel roll, a vase full of Roses, and a large window showing a Beautiful Amount of stars,Outside.
the view zooms in briefly on the table containing a red bowl, a bag of flour, some eggs, and a package of "Choco Chippies"
Ruby drooled as she knew what those were used to make with her family looking on in concern.
It remained like that until Team RWBY's leader,Ruby Rose leaped up from behind and rubs her hands in excitement as she glances at the ingredients happily.
Ruby smiled as she knew what her Counterpart was doing.
Ruby:Sweet!Chibi me is gonna make Cookies.
(Y/n) Didn't say a word since he knew this skit and..... It's not gonna end well.
(Y/n) appeared next to her but he had a the same set of ingredients but a few differences and Looked at them before smiling.
(Y/n) Smiled as he Realized what his Chibi self planned.
They Starts Their culinary quest by each tapping one of the eggs on the side of the bowls and It worked Easily.....
For (Y/n),At least..... Because for Ruby,the shell didn't crack and there wasn't even a single scratch.
Ruby:What the?
She looked confused as to why her Cousin could do it but not her.
Like her normal Counterpart,Ruby looked perplexed for a moment but then tries rapidly hitting the egg with the same lack of results as Our Half-Oni tried to ask if she needed help but it was too late as Scowling to herself,She finally jumps up, screaming in rage,before throwing the egg into the bowl, where it finally splits open in a burst of white pieces and some orange yolk landing on her cheek,which she silently Glared at.
Ruby:Stupid egg.
Bailey laughed and said that it was funny as well as silly.
Ruby Glared at her younger cousin but Calmed down as she remembered that Bailey is still young.
For their next step,The two attempt to gently pour some of the flour into Their bowl,(Y/n) managed to Get some but Ruby had none come out,So she gets up on the table itself and tips the whole bag over it upside-down.
Izuku:Did your Chibi self grab an empty bag by mistake?
Giving it a cautious shake,the flour bursts from the bag like a hose, causing Ruby to scream and for our half-Oni.
(Y/n):AH!MY EYES!
The 4th wall was also obscured in powder before the dust clears to reveal piles of white around the kitchen and a pasty-faced Ruby with dizzy eyes and (Y/n) giving a look that said "Seriously?"
Tai:This is Seriously something that I feel would have happened to Summer.
Summer:HEY!
The scene after that shows the two opened packages,One of chocolate chips and the other...Apples & Spices.
These were sitting alone next to the bowls until Ruby's fingers grab the chocolate from underneath and she pops up, picking one solitary sweet out of the container and chomping down on it, only to pause with her hand in her mouth as she tastes it but as for the apples,(Y/n) took them and Carefully put them in the batter.
(F/n) Sighs as it Seems Only (Y/n) was being serious on Cooking.
As for Ruby,Her eyes dart from the screen to the bag, back and forth until she grins and starts digging in to the chocolate treats, grabbing handful after handful into her open mouth from behind the table, in front of it, and even outside the window.
No one was surprised by this,Literally No one.
The next step shows them going over to the bowls with the stirrer already in, and shows (Y/n) stirs his but as Ruby attempts to move hers,She finds the spoon is stuck.
Ruby:Stupid Spoon!
Yang patted her sister and said....
Yang:Easy,Ruby....It's just a joke.
She attempts to move it towards her with both hands while grunting, pulling on it from the tabletop with her feet planted on the bowl until she's launched back, pushing at it with all her might before pitching herself over the bowl, and finally jumping right onto the handle, all to no effect with (Y/n) looking shocked and turns to face the 4th wall with a look that said "WTF is Even happening?"
Blake:You are not the true king.
Everyone turned to her and simply said...
Everyone:what?
Blake remained silent as Will asked...
Will:Did you sneak into my library and read the whole "Sword in the stone" Story.
Blake didn't respond to this.
With the spoon still in the bowl,Ruby is seen laying in the sink and tossing dozens of chips into her mouth from the bag with each shake, the pile of chocolate down her throat growing bigger and bigger until she decides to just dump the whole bag down, sending her into a frozen state with eyes widened and her foot twitching sporadically.
Tai:Remind me to limit Ruby's Intake of Chocolate.
Ruby could be heard shouting "No" from that as she didn't want her chocolate to be gone,that was her favorite type of Cookie.
Finally, a lone glass of milk sits on the table and alongside it was a plate of Apple Cookies was (Y/n),who smiles at his Work and Ruby,Who looks up at it from the floor until she jumps up with a big smile to shove her newly-baked cookie in...
Ruby:Finally!
only for the treat to not fit in the tiny glass rim. She tries her best to jam it in, but no matter how hard she hits it, her hard-earned delicacy doesn't touch the drink, causing her to moan in despair and collapse back on the ground.
Ruby:
(Y/n) Smacked her on the head and told her,that she can just snap it in half.
A second passes, and then the entire glass falls over and crashes on a surprised Ruby.
Ruby:Stupid Milk!!
A transition occured With (Y/n) doing the Moonwalk and showed the next Skit as it opens to the picture of a donkey nailed to the wall with a target marked where its tail should be.
Amid the flurry of voices in the background,a sudden whooshing noise is heard as a blindfolded Weiss Schnee is launched from off-screen, landing with Myrtenaster like a dart.
Weiss:What the?I would Never use My weapon like that!
After hitting something,she was now embedding the donkey's tail...On....Well.....
Mondo:Just show us.
It rewinded to A few seconds ago as we see Will walking in and looking at the party before walking away but....
Something struck him from behind and made him Yell...
Will(in joe Voice):AH!MY PERFECT ASS!
Everyone:EEEEWWWWWW!
They said with discomfort as Will paled at the thought of getting struck.....There.
This didn't really scare Anyone as Weiss remained waiting to what she got but....
(Y/n):as funny as that was,It's a miss.
Weiss slouches down after hearing that but still hanged off of her sword.
Weiss:drat.
Everyone saw that it was being ended on that and actually want to watch more.
Subaru:So,What's next?
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