Our first, um... wonderful OC comes from KatAnimated89 on Wattpad. Jesus, where do I begin with this one?

Alright, let's start with some information about the creator of Kathen. They have a few books about how to write good CreepyPasta OCs, which is ridiculous, considering even they don't know how to write a good OC. They write rules and guidelines on how to make a good OC, and then they go and abuse and totally ignore the guidelines that they made for making an OC. What, is your original character not good enough for your own god damn rules?

I'm sure you're all wondering "Okay, Tim, you're explaining how bad this OC is. Let's see it, then." To which I'd reply, "Alright, fine. Here it is."

Look at those titties. Those are way too big. I understand that some girls have DD cups, but it's such a huge cliche with original characters that it seems like everyone has them. Not to mention, pay attention to the hair, eyes, and skin. I bet you've never seen a CreepyPasta OC with black hair, red eyes, and pale skin. Really creative, isn't it?

And what is that star on her cheek? A tattoo? She's 16, for god's sake.

Well, we've got an illustration. Let's get a description of her appearance, too.

There it is. Notice the adjectives. Raven black. Blood red. Can it get any edgier than that?

I was right. DD cups. And an hourglass figure. I swear, this has gotta be the most original OC I've ever seen. Also, what the fuck is a 1p?

Hold on. The star is a birth mark?! What kind of birth mark is that? No one has a birth mark in a perfect spot of a perfect shape, especially something as intricate as a star. And look at all those scars. Jesus Christ , that's a lot. Sure, I get it, she's a murderer; she's bound to get into a few accidents. But five? Plus the "assassin scars", whatever those are. Now you're just trying too hard.

Alright, I've had enough of this. Let's move on to her family.

Alright. The first thing I see is that she has no parents. Original. Also, what the fuck is up with her siblings? Keith and Oliver are her brothers. Sure, whatever. But what the hell is "2p Ireland", "2p Scotland" and the like?

Okay, I just looked it up. Apparently is Hetalia. So... she's a CreepyPasta... and she's a sister to four anime characters, and a love interest to another one? What the fuck is happening here? I wasn't told of a crossover.

Alrighty. Personality time.

Edgy OC Checklist:
✔️ Quick Tempered
✔️ Vulgar
✔️ Sadistic
✔️ Dark
✔️ Insane
✔️ Crazy

I'm pretty sure crazy and insane are synonyms, but you do you, man. Also, she's a murderer, but... she hates blood? What the fuck? I've only read about one fictional character who was a murderer and hated blood. His name is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. (Great comic book series, I recommend giving it a try if you like horror!) Not every character is perfect.

You couldn't even come up with your own quotes? Really? You had to steal them? Scissor Sisters is an amazing band, don't disgrace them like that. (I bet she doesn't even listen to them. She probably only knows "I Can't Decide". Typical.) Temposhark, too? Come on, stop disgracing good bands. "They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!" is also from a song. So is "When you're evil". Come on, really?! Voltaire?! You're ruining everything for me, Kathen.

Her turn-ons are pain and fighting. I'm not even surprised at this point. Also, what kind of turn-off is cheerful people? Are you allergic to happiness?

I have two things to say here:
1. So, you hate cheerful people, yet you are one when you eat sweets?
2. Please don't tell me she has a daddy kink. That's the last thing I need to read.

Edgy.

Time for the grand finale! The backstory, which we all know is the best part of any good CreepyPasta OC. Let's begin.

Wait, wait, wait. She loves blood now? Make up your mind!

Also, quick note: WHAT. THE. FUCK. How the hell do you "start an assassination" at 10 years old? Do you mean homicide? Genocide? Did she assassinate someone at 10? Explain!

I'm not including everything from the backstory, but here's the just of it: I don't fucking know. The story focuses more on her brother than anyone else! Not to mention, the grammar is so bad that I can't even tell what's happening. The writer uses such bizarre language, grammar and spelling that I'd have to be retarded to know what she's saying.

You know what? That's enough. I'm sick of this cancer. I'm just going to go and leave this all behind me.

But before I go, how could I forget?

Time for everyone's favourite part of the show! Bad OC Bingo! Let's see what we've got...

Unfortunately, no bingo today. (So close, though!) Maybe next time.

Join me next time when I review something else that will probably make my eyes bleed. I'm not sure what that particular thing is, but I'm scared already. Remember to leave a comment or send me a message if there's a certain "work of art" that you'd like me to review!