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CRASH! (Thought it was bang didn't yea, you little sneaky reader)

NoName slammed into a tree, falling backwards. Immediately hopping back up afterwards she waved her fist at the sky.

"Stupid Author! Stop putting trees in my path!" She called to the sky.

"Pftttt I cant stop laughing. And I totally have no idea what your talking about." The Author laughed down at her.

"Seriously that was the seventh tree this hour!" NoName growled, shaking her head and fixing her bag before continuing.

"Then pay attention!" Author~sama ordered. "I'm like Kami in the story so be careful!" NoName puffed as she turned to back in the direction of Konoha. (I think this Author power is going to my head..."

"I've been running for dayyyyyss Author, can you do a time skip or something?" NoName complained, since Author thought time skips made the story to easy she had a better idea.

*Poof* NoName was teleported right on top of the Hokage monument, but simce she was running...

She ran right of and over the edge. It was like she was in the air for 5 minutes when she looked down.

"Author you're a jerk!!!!" She cried as she finally started to fall. "Incoming!"

~In the meantime~

A blond headed trickster was running with paint buckets. If you don't know who yet, you shouldn't be reading the story. Go watch Naruto, its like literally the first episode.

Naruto had escaped from the two Chunins who were chasing him. Thinking he just escape his sensei, Iruka had landed right behind him.

"Oh yeah, Naruto?" He started, scaring the blond. Naruto jumped, kicking his feet quickly before landing on his bum. Author didn't rewatch episode one so she's trying by memory.

"Ah Iruka-senesi! What-" Naruto stammered as Iruka cut him off.

"What make you think you can cut class?!" The Brunette teacher looked down at his student. When the ramen loving blond didn't answer Iruka continued.

"What? Are you waiting for your answer to fall out of the sky?" He prompt. Totally not a coincidence seeing I typed it, NoName was still screaming and fell, right in front of Iruka, missing her mark.

Author didn't want to ruin Naruto getting tied up... Anyway NoName sat up muttering something about hating the Author but it totally confused the other two cause they cant hear what I'm saying. Only the people who made the characters are allow to speak to them...great logic, right?

"Who are you?" Iruka brought up as the... (Author looks back at her description cause she forgot.) Blue haired child sat up rubbing her head.

"NoName, my name is NoName." She sighed standing up. NoName glanced at Naruto and smiled.

"Hello! What's your name?" NoName reached out to shake his hand as Naruto grinned.

"I'm Uzumaki Naruto! Future Hokage!" He grabbed her hand and shook it. Because all other fanfics have their main character not hate Naruto, which the Author doesn't blame them... NoName and Naruto became friends right then.

But there was still Iruka, who had guided NoName to the Hokage's office and took off with a tied up Naruto to the Ninja Academy.

"Iruka said you fell from the sky?" The Third Hokage started smoking his pipe when NoName nodded. "And your name is... NoName?" Again earning a nod from the Blue haired girl.

"What makes you come into the Leaf village from the Land Of Lightning?" The old man asked the young child.

"I wanted to be a leaf shinobi." She shrugged turning her head. "I learned to fight by my parents."

"Who were...?"

"NoName Hitotsu and NoName Futatsu." She gave him a closed eyed smile.

"So NoName is your surname?"

"You could say that, which means I have no first name..." Glances at the ceiling but is really staring towards the Author.

"Well since you know some Jutsus, I'll enroll you in the Academy class which are graduating soon and you will be assigned to a team/squad." He informed looking at his paperwork. "So NoName, you can become a Leaf Shinobi."

Because being a foreign person can become a leaf nin so easy. NoName obviously isn't a spy. Well.... Maybe... Anyway.

NoNamed nodded and bowed thanking the Hokage for the kind offer. Turning to leave she went towards the Ninja Academy (she really knew where it was), totally forgetting she still needed someplace to live. But lets leave that alone.

NoName waited for the blond to get out of school. As the students dispersed Naruto was the last to leave.

"Hey, Naruto!" NoName waved towards the blond who looked around to find the source of voice. Spotting the blue hair Naruto dashed over.

"Follow me! I want to talk!" NoName guided Naruto to his favorite Noodle shop... Again if you don't know, don't read.

"Ramen?" Naruto started before getting snuck up on Iruka.

"Naruto! Didn't I say after class you would clean up what you did to the Hokage Monument." His sensei eye him as Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly.

"What?" NoName was confused as she glanced up on the Monument before laughing. "That's Hysterical!"

"Will you help?" Begged the blond, NoName shrugged.

"Sure!"

Instead of Iruka scolding the blond NoName spoke over him talking to Naruto.

"I'm joining the Ninja academy here." She explained. Naruto eyes gleamed.

"We can be ninjas together, tomorrow's the exam!" Naruto started but his smiled dropped. "But he test is the clone jutsu. My worst jutsu!"

"I'll help you!" NoName smiled at the blond, who seemed greatful. The two finished cleaning and Iruka took them to Ichiraku ramen. Buying all three Ramen to eat.

They talked most of the time, and that's where our chapter is coming to an end. But of course the book isn't over. You should know that. The beginning had just started for the one from the NoName family.

But where will the story lead two? Which team will she join... If you don't know you haven't read the blurb. What romances will blossom in the story? Will the Author stop asking questions? Yes..

All answered in the next chapter, except the last one which is answered now.

So chapter 1 is done... Stil havent thought up a name for NoName, so i just made NoName her last name so i can make up a First name later on xD I'm so lazy.

If you like this please comment so I know... Not like I care but I like feedback and if there isn't any, well it wont stop me xP