Hello my dear readers! I regret to inform you that I am, quite inevitably, running out of ideas for this story.

A collective gasp could be heard from the audience.

I know, I know, a terrible tragedy. But, not to worry. I have no plan on ending this book. Instead of ending this Skyrim joke book, I will be expanding it's range. What do I mean by that? I'm glad you asked! I will be changing the name of this book from "Skyrim Jokes that Only Skyrim Players Would Understand" to "The Wondrous Logic of Bethesda". That's right folks, I said Bethesda.

Welcome Fallout to the family, everyone!