Simon gave up the showbiz life and decided to work on an old country farm in East Wales.

Don't worry, he's happy.

Khaled still remains the guardian of the key till this day after Wiz gave it back to him since he couldn't improvise with it as the spare to his garage door. He is also now a member of BTS and currently making headlines in South Korea.

Kylie had her new lips done at the quack Doctor so it looks like she's got two bananas glued onto her face. Poor Kylie...

Snoop Dogg broke up with Kylie after her lip incident and started dating a cute chihuahua on his street.

Iggy Azalea thankfully gave up on hip hop and now earns a living at the local brothel.

Mojo Jojo joined the other monkeys on Planet Ape and gave up on his super villain life.

Meek Mill chose to follow in the footsteps of Caitlyn Jenner and went tran as well.

Steve Harvey lost his court case to Miss Colombia and is now playing Michael Scofield and trying to break out of prison.

Katniss and Peeta won the games... just to live through another one. And another one. Until the whole entire fucking series ends but SPOILER ALERT Katniss dies.

Chris Brown now resides in the local pound.

Tarzan is now a gangster with Lil Wayne because apparently dreadlocks are 'so trap and hood'.

Kanye shapeshifted permanently to an elephant and now lives a comfortable and happy life in a Thailand rescue centre.

Taylor Swift now spends her free time harvesting the souls of her ex lovers and seeking the detriment of other celebrities' careers.

Drake still cannot dance to save his life.

Nicki now lives in a tropical jungle with anacondas. Don't worry; they're friendly.

Mrs Piggy got back together with Kermit the Frog.

Harry Styles issued a restraining order against Trump.

Damn Daniel became irrelevant again as the Internet trend died.

Donald Trump came out of the closet and went tran as well...

Until he sat on his great wall and had a great fall.

As for Pansy...