" It's kind of fun to do the impossible. "

|Recap|

I couldn't hold it any longer. My eyes became very wet and next thing I know, tears.

"And I was so happy. I just knew that I was on my way to fame and Hollywood."

"Don't cry Dorothy," said Scarecrow "we're gonna get you to the Wizard. Even if it's the last thing we have to do. You're going to be famous in no time."

"But now it's not even about becoming famous. Right now more than anything, I just want to go home. I miss Aunt Em, Uncle Henry, and Adrienne. I never appreciated home. I was such a brat. Now I'll never forgive myself."

"Please don't cry anymore! I'll get you to the Wizard somehow. Come on!" the guy cried.

The doors slowly opened and we walked in.

Here we go.

We began to walk down a long, dark, green hallway. To say that we feel like shit would be an understatement.

Yes, we're finally about to meet the great and powerful Wizard and hopefully he'll be able to grant our wishes; but for some strange reason, we have bad vibes about this place.

"Wait a minute," lion muttered "I just changed my mind. I don't want to see the Wizard anymore. It's not worth it, but you can go without me. I'll just wait for you outside."

He began to panic and head towards the door until we grabbed him.

"I thought you said you don't want to be King of the pussies anymore," said tin man.

"Lion what's going on? What are you thinking? Did you forget that the Wizard is a very powerful man and that he can give you some courage?" I asked while holding on to his arm.

"Dorothy believe me, I want courage more than anything. But honestly, I'm way too scared to walk any further and ask him."

"You'll be fine lion. We're right here with you. We aren't going anywhere, I promise."

"Come forward!" someone yelled.

We continued to take small steps until we reached our destination. So this is it. This is where the great and powerful Wizard lives.

But, didn't think it would be this creepy. Can't believe I've gone through so much just to become famous.

I guess Aunt Em was right. Everything that glitters isn't gold.

"I am OZ. The great and powerful. Who are you?" he questioned. His voice is very hoarse and intimidating. But the last thing we need is for him to know that he's scaring the hell out of us right now.

Richard Pryor as the Wizard since he got the role in "The Wiz"

"Who are you?!" he asked again.

Never been so scared in my life. I thought that meeting the Wizard would be equivalent to having a tea party or something but....

I stepped forward and my legs began to tremble while I introduced myself.

"I-I'm Dorothy. Dorothy Gale. I-I'm from a small city in Kansas. Well long story short-"

"Shut up!" he yelled which caused me to gasp and step back.

"The great and powerful OZ knows why you are here...step forward you short midget made of tin. You will go down in history as the first leprechaun made out of metal," he spat.

Well that wasn't nice. What an asshole.

Tin man took a few steps closer and if he had a heart, you would be able to see it through his chest because he is extremely terrified.

"So you came all this way just to ask me to give you a heart eh? You short clinking, clanking, clattering, collection of caliginous junk!"

"Y-yes sir," he trailed off in his high pitch voice "see what happened was, we were walking down a yellow brick road and-"

"Shut the hell up!" the Wizard yelled "and you, Scarecrow have the audacity to ask for a brain you big headed bag of straw!"

"Yeah," he mumbled with a straight face.

"And you, lion."

We encouraged him to step forward and speak for himself. Even though he's more scared than we are of course.

"Well?"

And at that very moment, lion fainted and landed on his back.

"You know you should be ashamed of yourself!" I spat "how could you scare him or even the rest of us like that when we came to you for help?"

"Hush you! The great OZ has every intention of granting your requests."

My eyes bulged and lion stood up.

"What's that?" he asked "what did he say?"

"I said I have every intention of granting your requests."

"Oh thank you! Thank you so much!" I smiled.

"But first, you must prove yourselves worthy by doing a favor for me. I want you to kill the wicked witch of the West and bring me her broomstick as well," he demanded.

"B-but if we do that, that means we'll have to kill her right?" Scarecrow questioned.

"That's what the hell I just said you worthless piece of junk! You need a brain more than anything I swear!"

"Why do you have to be so mean?" I asked.

"Kill the witch then bring me back her broomstick. You do that, I'll grant your requests. Now go!"

Lion stuttered,"b-b-but what if she k-kills us first? Then what?"

"I said go!" he yelled.

That's all it took for lion to damn near jump out of his skin and run towards the front entrance.

[A/N: that scene cracks my ass up all the time 😂 lion was like "fuck that shit, you niggas on your own"]

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Thirty minutes later

We ended up in a forest and it's creeping our asses out.

How did we end up here? Long story.

Fame and fortune is literally calling my name. As you can see, I would do anything just to make it to Hollywood.

"I don't know about you guys but, I have a gut feeling that we're doing all of this for nothing," I muttered.

"Why?" tin man asked.

I shivered due to the temperature.

"I just.. it's hard to explain but we're going through so much just for a small favor. Never thought I'd say this but, I miss home. I miss the hell out of Kansas. And of course I miss my family."

"I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!" Lion mumbled to himself.

"Dorothy if this makes you feel better, you can stay in Emerald City with us," said Scarecrow.

I smiled. "Thanks guys. I appreciate it but, I need to get home. After I ask for fame, I'm gonna make sure I ask the Wizard to send me back to Kansas."

"Well we're going to miss you," tin man smiled.

Before I could respond, the wind began to blow and we spot flying.... monkeys?

I pointed. "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Guys run!" I yelled.

This is not my imagination. I'm not imagining this. These are actual flying monkeys and they're harassing us.

"Help! Help! Someone save Toto please!"

And before I knew it, two grabbed and kidnapped me. I screamed as loud as I could but there's no use. The rest of the monkeys are harassing Scarecrow, tin man, and lion as well.

I hear Toto barking before one monkey kidnaps him.

....was it worth it? Fame, was it worth it?

No. Of course not.

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I apologize if I'm annoying you with freaking updates but I fucking love this story and it's so fun to write okay 😌

Still outlining "A Night With My Male Stripper" and the blurb is coming soon so stay tuned.

I think I've decided to make one of you guys the lead girl in that book instead of "American Gangster" but I haven't decided yet.

ANWMS will contain sexual content sooo hold on to them edges BUT there won't be any full sex scenes sorry.

I stopped writing full sex scenes cause I honestly felt that some of you guys took advantage of it. Which caused me to make the sex scene in "Seduced By My Student" private.

Sorry, I can be a jerk sometimes I know.

Anyway, are you guys enjoying "The Wiz"? Yay or nay? Be honest.