Sanemi doesn't like alcohol due to well his dad and he just didn't care for it in his past life the only thing he drank was a long Island ice tea mixed with coke and even then they jsut prefer regular coke so they don't bother drinking but if someone were to sneak in some alcohol his tolerance is very low.

If he got drunk he would just be babbling things in English.

Tengen sometimes spikes his drink when the hashiras go out to eat

Sanemi always knows due to his sensitive af taste buds so sometimes he jsut acts drunk so he can act like a gen z person and not have to worry

He doesn't get along with shinjuro for obvious reasons but does get along with senjuro.

Though he did make senjuro cry on accident becuase of his scary face. He did apologize to senjuro and rengoku and rengoku understands as sanemi has told him that children are often scared of his face

Sanemi and muichiro have had staring contests surprisingly the win rate is 50 50 each becuase of nemis autistic stare

Sanemi when he was a kid sung cluster by slipknot to his siblings (in English of course) he didn't tell them what it meant.

He has also taught that song to senjuro he has no regrets. He also taught him cooking by the book feat Lil John remix again no regrets he is a hilarious menace

He wants a pet like really bad he wants either a dog or a lizard probably either a bearded dragon or a leopard gecko. He might get one when muzan is dead if he isn't dead by that time.

For a dig breed he would either want a pitbull a boxer or a Caucasian Shepard dog as they are big af and were used to hunt bears and are sometimes used as guard dogs in prisons in Russia. He wants something scary but loveable.

One time tengen fell down some stairs. The other hashira have never seen sanemi laugh so hard before that he was crying and wasn't making any noises as he laughed. Sanemi could only think of the video of Peter falling down the stairs when he saw that as tengen was swearing as he feel down.

Sanemi is debating growing out his hair he likes it short as it doesn't get in the way of fighting but he might grow it out when muzan is dead as he did have long hair in his past life. He might also get a mohawk like genyas cause he thinks they are cool.

In their past life genya was the sole reason they love Mohawks.

In their past life they had alot of sanemi and genya merchandise along with some zenitsu rengoku akaza merchandise jsut some plushies and mini figs nothing big.

They had a sanemi plush army.

If sanemi were to ever become a demon by some random ass chance he would terrorize muzan like absolute crazy with pictures of nsfw yorrichi x muzan

He would even warm him "Bro I'm trying to save you some trauma don't look into my head"

1 minute later
Muzan:*is on the floor crying*
Sanemi:I warned ya

Sanemi can sing the entire 150 pokerap easily

He writes down major events jsut in case he frogets.. he writes them down in English in case someone sees

MORE INCORRECT QUOTES

Shinobu: What do we say when making bread?
Uzui, glumly: That's the dough rising.
Shinobu: And what do we NOT say?
Sanemi, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

Sanemi: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, muzan, are a fucking cactus.

Obanai: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Sansmi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Obanai: ...
Obanai: You mean ring bearER, right?
Sanemi: ...
Obanai: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Rengoku: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Sanemi: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Giyuu: I feel like I can be myself around you.
Sanemi: You’re weird and quiet around me.
Giyuu: Yes.

Sanemi: You're ugly.
Giyuu: Tone indicator?
Sanemi: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs

Giyuu: I’m Giyuu. I’m an accountant.
Sanemi: I’m Sanemi. I have a knife.

Giyuu: Sanemi, what are you doing?
Sanemi: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Obanai: You could always take it out and count it.
Sanemi: Where’s the fun in that?

Tanjiro: Help, someone at prom has been killed!
Sanemi: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

Sanemi: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*
Obanai: …
Sanemi: …I get confused sometimes.
Obanai: Me too.

Sanemi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Genya: You and me!
Sanemj: *tearing up* Ok.

Sanemi: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Rengoku: Isn’t that just killing people?
Sanemi: Ah, technically.

Sanemi: I have an idea.
Uzui: A good idea?
Sanemi: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Sanemi, grinning: I have a knife!
Obanai: Put it down, Sanemi.
Sanemi: Make me! *sprints away*

Inosuke: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Sanemi: What?
Inosuke: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Zenitsu: What happened to your nose?
Sanemi: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Sanemi: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Sanemi: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Sanemi, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Sanemi taught him this one
Genya: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.
Genya: That's why I own TEN guns.
Genya: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Sanemi: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Sanemi: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

Sanemi: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Sanemi, opening a Capri Sun becuase they hate alcohol: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Sanemi: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Sanemi:  *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Sanemi:the only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable.....and assault with a deadly weapon

Sanemi: Here's two facts about me.
Sanemi: 1. I hate hot people.
Sanemi: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

Sanemi: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

Sanemi: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

Sanemi: Hello friends!
The hashira:
Sanemi: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Sanemi: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Shinobu, muichiro, gyomei: *spinning a little and talking*
Sanemi,uzui,and rengoku: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Mitsuri: What's worse than a heartbreak?
Uzui: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.
Obanai: Waking up in the morning.
Sanemi: Waking up.
Shinobu: Waking up in the morning...
Shinobu: And seeing giyuu
Giyuu: Hey! Rude!!

Uzui: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!
Muichiro: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!
Obanai: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!
Shinobu: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!
Rengoku: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!
Sanemi: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

Uzui: A mouse!
Shinobu, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.
Rengoku, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!
Mitsuri, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.
Muichiro, gasping: It's Ratatouille!
Sanemi: His name is Remi, dummy.
Uzui: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

Sanemi: I CAN'T DO IT!
Rengoku, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Sanemi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Gebya: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Sanemi:
Sanemi: I appreciate it,
Sanemi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Rengoku: sanemi
Sanemj: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Obanai: Sanemi we gotta-
Sanemi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Sanemi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Sanemi, motioning to kokushibo: NOT FUCKING THIS!

Muichiro: Look guys, I need help.
Mitsuri: Love help?
Rengoku: Financial help?
Gyomei: Emotional help?
Sanemi: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at sanemi*
Sanemi: What?

Ok so that's all for now and here is what I'm gonna do

I will allow a QnA yall post your questions I will wait a while and then I will post answers if there will be spoilers I will just say sorry spoilers

I will be taking questions from ao3 quotev and wattpad as that's where I post my stories

And I might start working on this story soon as soon as I'm done with another oneshot. It involves kaigaku and a demon queen oc I am writing it jsut for my own personal pleasure and no it's not nsfw or smut .