Here we see the start of a video with a title card that says Meet the Wild Card and then the video then cuts to a scene where the camera sees you wiping a shotgun while there are numerous guns on the wall.

(Y/N): "What makes me a good Wild Card? If I was a bad Wild Card, we wouldn't have this conversation. Anyways, what kind of skills do I have? Well I'll let my work speak for itself. I'm not your typical mercenary, I'm good at a lot of things because as long as there are a few people left on the planet, someone wants someone dead. Need a sniper?"

The camera then cuts to a scene where you are using a sniper rifle and you fired a bullet to kill a Hydra soldier as we see Crossbones got shot in the eye and then he tried to fight off whatever shot him and then he fell down onto some explosives and he blew up the entire base.

(Y/N): "Yikes."

Camera cuts back to your interview.

(Y/N): "I'm your guy. Need someone or something to go boom?"

Camera cuts to an Umbrella Corps Laboratory behind you and you press a button and blow it up to kingdom come.

Camera cuts back to your interview.

(Y/N): "I'm your man, your Demoman. Need me to kill the groom at a wedding?"

The camera then cuts to a wedding where you pull out a digital disguise kit and you put on a disguise to make you look like a waitress and you place the glass next to the groom and you pour wine in his drink and you make your way to the exit in the kitchen.

Groom: *picks up the drink*"A toast to the eternal bond between me and my wife."

When the Groom drinks the wine he then gets killed because of cyanide poisoning and we see you take off your disguise and you see the bride herself.

Bride: "Thank you for killing the groom."

(Y/N): "No problem ma'am, can't have an arranged marriage if the groom is dead and the bride runs off."

Bride: *hands you the briefcase of cash*"Here's your payment."

Camera cuts back to the interview

(Y/N): "I can turn a wedding into a funeral. Need someone who's an expert in medicine?"

Camera cuts to you applying some stitches to seal up a soldier's wounds.

(Y/N): "Don't worry soldier, I gotcha."*sees a bullet lodged in his chest*"Oh boy, here suck on this."*sticks a lollipop in the soldier's mouth*"I'll get that bullet out of ya."

You then grab a pair of pliers and you grab the bullet and the soldier was in pain until you pulled out the bullet.

(Y/N): "There we go."

Camera cuts back to the interview.

(Y/N): "Need to have a relaxing time while on the battlefield?"

The camera then cuts to you and a group of soldiers having a BBQ cookout while a bunch of sentires are killing off numerous soldiers while on the battlefield.

Camera cuts back to the interview

(Y/N): "I'm a swiss army knife of skills, I can handle any job you throw at me. Humans, robots, aliens, people playing superheroes, you name and I can handle it."

Miss Pauling: *offscreen*"Well we know what you can do, can you tell us about your personal life, if you don't mind that is."

(Y/N): "Well when you grow up with two moms who want to protect you from people who will hurt you and learning skills from other mercenaries that you hired yourself they tend to influence your life as a mercenary."*holds up a picture of the TF2 mercs*"They're more than work friends, they're family and I think this is like a family business, even though my moms rejected my career as a mercenary at first, but overtime they support my decision to become a mercenary known as The Wild Card."

Miss Pauling: *offscreen*"Okay and I see that your resume says you're diagnosed with Autism. And it says that you have killed off over 5000 people in 10 minutes because you burned down a whole squad of ninjas that were hired to kill you. You are excellent with magic and occult rituals, could you elaborate on that?"

(Y/N): "Well if you want to kill a bunch of people who can use magic then learn magic yourself."

Miss Pauling: *offscreen*"You have a lot of skills, we thought you would be good at one weapon like Heavy being good with heavy weapons, Scout the fast runner with a shotgun, and Spy being good with stealth and infiltration."

(Y/N): "The key to being a mercenary is the same thing as any other job, reliability. Magic, technology, puzzle solving skills, make a grenade out of needles and a can of whip cream. I can do it all dude."

Miss Pauling: *offscreen*"I see, so why did you choose the career of a mercenary?"

(Y/N): "Well you know how therapists care for people even though they get paid to do so?"

Miss Pauling: *offscreen*"Yes?"

(Y/N): "It's like that, but instead I'm helping people to kill other people."

Miss Pauling: *offscreen*"Well your therapist said she was disturbed by how you feel about your job on a daily basis, almost like you enjoy killing people.

(Y/N): "Okay there's a difference between a mercenary and a maniac with a gun. One of them is a job and the other is a mental illness. And I think it's important to enjoy your work."

MIss Pauling: *offscreen*"I see, so tell me about your family."

(Y/N): "Well I have been on good terms with my moms but the same wouldn't be said about my brother. No matter what I do he always crushes my dreams into dust by spreading false rumors about me.My dreams as a writer, military soldier, director, all of them have gone into dust. The only career I have left is my mercenary career, it's the only one I have left, but I handled it like a champ. My career as a mercenary was saved thanks to the friends and mentors I met during my training."

The camera then cut to a montage of you working with the TF2 mercs starting with you and Sniper doing target practice, you at the Medic's office and we see Medic giving you an Uberheart, you helping Engineer with his technology, you and Heavy doing some maintenance on Sasha his gun, you and Soldier bashing around BLU Team mercs, you and Scout eating buckets of chicken, you and Demoman blowing up numerous mercs and buildings, you and Pyro roasting marshmallows at a campfire, you and Spy doing some ballroom dancing with some girls while undercover.

The camera cuts back to you.

Miss Pauling: *offscreen*"That's really sweet of them."

(Y/N): "Yeah, they're like family."

Miss Pauling: *offscreen*"So what would you do now?"

(Y/N): "Actually that's the same question I like to ask anyone who comes my way while I'm on my job before they get a problem the size of a golf ball on their forehead."

We then see the TF2 fanfare play out and we see you next to the other mercenaries.

Next: Chapter 1: A Job at New York