^^^^ Ape :3 

The marauder caravan makes its way across the vast landscape of the Void.

Wolverine startled awake in a spherical cage being dragged across the barren scape. He was bound chest to chest with Wade - who was mumbling in his sleep with his head resting against Logan's shoulder.

"God of thunder.... Mmmm... uh-" He woke up, blinking heavily as he looked to see how he was tied up. "How long was I asleep?"

"Not all of you was asleep." Logan muttered, glancing down.

Wade wiggled, trying to get out of the rope he was in.

They weren't alone. Johnny and the caged mutant child were also with them.

"Don't bother." Said Johnny. "They're very thorough."

"If you know where we are, start talking." Logan snapped.

"You're in the Void." He said. "Think of it as purgatory. Reed called it a metaphysical junkyard. Where anything useless goes before it gets annihilated forever. And where the TVA sends people that don't play nice with the rest of the multiverse."

"Like you?"

Johnny nodded, "And you."

Logan glanced at the kid - who was curled up in himself, looking at the floor. "What about the kid?"

"Few kids come here but its not impossible."

"What does the annihilating?" Wade asked.

"Alioth."

"Okay... As long as it's realistic and not some big purple cloud monster or something."

"Alioth is a big purple cloud monster."

"Well, fuck my mouth."

Johnny continued, "Everyone here's on the run from Alioth. Most don't make it. There's a resistance though. Other people like us, that managed to survive. They're hiding out in the borderlands. Trying to find a way the fuck out of here. "

"Then that's where we go." Logan's words got Deadpool's attention. "These others. They can take us back to the TVA. Make them fix things."

"Us? We? A team? The answer is yes. Shake on it." Logan grew his claws, swiping the skin of Wade's fingers, "Fuck! You nicked it. Just got the tip with your little steak knife."

A set of giggling was heard. The three men turned to see the mutant child laughing at the display.

"Aren't you a little cupcake!" Wade cooed, "What's your name?"

"Oh. That's Ape." Johnny said. "He's an X-23 variant."

"X-23?" Wade gaped, "You mean this little shit is the product of Wolvie juice?"

"What?" Logan frowned at the words.

"Yeah." Johnny said, shrugging. "His mother is Henrietta McCoy."

"McCoy?" Logan said, "As in Hank? Beast?"

The child in the cage perked up at the name, large eyes wide and wondrous.

"Your Beast is male in your universe? Oh, cool. Ours is female. She and our Wolverine had Ape before the war." Johnny explained.

"A war?"

"Yeah. A huge war between humans and mutants. Lots of us died. Including... Beast."

Ape curled back into himself, letting out a little whimper.

"The TVA got involved and at first helped us mutants out and into safety but when they started to control us and force us into labour and timeline fiddling, lots of us fought back and..."

"Ended up in this fucked up Savanna?" Wade finished.

"Yeah."

"So he's..." Logan looked at Ape.

"Your kid?" Johnny smirked. "Yep."

"Congratulations, Daddy!" Wade yelled, "Another one to add to the list."

"Another?"

"Whoops." Wade hissed between his teeth. "So we'll take the gorilla with us. Get some father-son bonding in as we save my world."

Johnny started laughing to himself.

Wolverine narrowed his eyes at him, "Something funny, bub?"

"She might have something to say about that."

"Who's 'she?'"

Deadpool looked up curiously toward a rusted CCTV camera at the top of the cell.

"In the void, you're either food for Alioth... or you work for Her."

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