Peter handed a family the keys to a Kia Carnival he'd just sold them.

"I'm glad you gave us a second chance." Peter told them, "And don't worry. Wade and I are a team, so I'll see he gets half the commission."

CRASH! The four heroes, Logan and Wade came crashing down first from the sky into the roof of the Carnival. Then Laura and Dean came in after them. Laura was the only one who landed on her feet while the others landed flat on their faces, denting the car.

She looked at them with an unamused look, rolling her eyes. "Boys."

A beat. Peter held the keys, his smile frozen.

"Ow, that feels like a Kia. It's a fucking Kia Carnival, isn't it?" Wade groaned as he got up.

Logan too stood, helping Dean to the ground. "You alright?"

The young mutant nodded, watching the cut on his arm heal.

"Holy shit! That's Deadpool." Said one of the boys, amazed.

"And that's Wolverine!" Said the other.

Deadpool popped to the ground in front of them and Peter. "You're damn straight it is. Fox killed him. Disney brought him back! They're going to make him do this until he's ninety."

Wolverine patted Laura on the back and she gave him a face of readiness.

The kids then saw Ape and seeing the physical mutation, gave a cry of awe. "Woah! Look at you!"

"You must be an X-man!"

"That's so cool!"

Dean beamed at the compliments, not used to having such a warm reaction to his mutation by humans.

Peter stared at Wolverine in awe.

"This is my friend Peter." Wade introduced. "Show him, Sugarbear."

Peter flashed his Prince William piercing and saluted The Wolverine.

"Oh..." Logan gaped in horror at the piercing. Laura and Dean had twin faces of revolution.

"You like that?" Peter asked smugly.

"It's nice, right?" Wade added. "But go on and cover up, Petey, there are children present."

Peter put down his shirt, much to Logan's relief, who turned to Wade and his ... Kids?... "We doing this?"

"Let's do it." Said Deadpool.

"Vamos a hacer esta mierda." Said Laura.

They turned to Dean and waited for a response. A beat. "Let's go save the world."

They break into a run, their mission not yet complete but they can feel its ending so near.

Peter called after Wade. "I'll clock you out!"

"Forever!" He called back.

Peter smiled to himself when he heard that. "Forever."