My poor, confuddled vegetables! You have less then two days to enter the first contest, and so far there is only one entry!

How are you gonna improve if you don't compete

*shoulder devil appears* but more importantly, how will you WIN if you don't compete??

*shoulder angel appears whilst saying* "Poof!" First of all, JasmanianDevil27, your contestants are CLEARLY ducklings (thus the Wayward Duck Awards). Secondly, winning is not important. Donuts are.

*murmurs of agreement*

Then it tis settled! *shoulder angel declares, pointing up towards the heavens* all shall compete and donuts will be eaten. Well, what are you waiting for?! Start writing ye scallawag!

I await thy writings most longingly.