So today is probably my last day of probation before I go back to jail for murdering cliche books.

So before my freedom ends and exams start attacking with full force, I'm presenting you with -

My Bad Boy Billionaire Alpha Harry Styles Got Pregnant After He Kidnapped Me And Sold Me To My Highschool bully Vmpire King Lousi Tomlinson.

PART 2 -

Written by Zarin. (unfortunately)

I fluttered open my eyes, it was so heavy. It felt like someone was sitting on them - wait, no, someone WAS sitting on them.

"Oh my god! Get off me!"

The hottest guy ever to walk on planet earth growled and pulled me deeper into his chest. "No, you're mine. I don't want you to ever open your eyes and see another guy."

"So you're sitting on them?" I asked in pure love. Oh, he was so cute and sweet and possessive. I loved him so much.

"Well, that's my pillow. I'm actually on top of you. Preparing to get inside-"

"Wow. That moved fast." Someone commented from right beside us and we quickly jumped apart.

A blonde woman was standing in the doorway of this castle sized room. Five chandeliers were hanging from the ceiling and the floor was made of this mosaic carpet. Everything screamed elgancy and money.

The woman looked to be in her early twenties, she had her arms fold over her chest and an amused smile plastered on her makeup caked fake face.

She looked like a model. Aka she was my rival. I just knew it.

"Zarin?" My guy growled in anger. "Get out of this fucking place. I told you, I never want to see you again because I just found my mate. Last night was a mistake.

The woman looked flabbergasted. "What last night? I'm your babysitter. I just arrived this morning."

I wailed in despair. I knew it. No guy could ever love me. I was just super ugly and disgusting comparing to this woman. In pure wrath, I kicked the guy in the balls to push him away from me.

Then I turned around, hastily climed off the bed and threw myself out of the window. I had to get out of here. It was getting too much for me. The one guy I thought loved me, and would cherish me forever had betrayed me in the worst way possible.

He had cheated on me.

It was official. Every guy on planet earth was an asshole.

I somehow landed on the grassy meadow safely - even though I just jumped down from a three story building I think. From behind me, I heard a shout and craned my neck to look at the woman. She was leaning out of the window with utter horror written across her face. "Oh my god, are you okay?!"

I snarled at her. Bitch. It was all because of her. If she hadn't come I would have still been in the arms of my possessive bad boy.

I pushed my body forward ignoring her concerning shouts. Huge castle walls barricaded the entire meadow. I mean of course, the guy who had kidnapped had to be richer than Pharaoh.

"Wait! My love!" My bad boy yelled from behind me and I felt myself tearing up.

"Go away! I'm ugliest person on planet earth! I don't deserve you!"

"But you look like Barbara Palvin!" He yelled incredulously.

Suddenly I felt my heart stop - as well as my footsteps. Slowly, I turned around and my orbs met the electric blue orbs of Mr. Guy.

"Y-you think I'm beautiful?" I whispered out. "Really?"

He came near me and smiled. "Yes." Then he raised his hand and slapped me, pulling me closer into his chest. "You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen."

"B-but." I stuttered because apparently that was all I had ever learned. "What about that woman?"

"She's a bitch. I swear she wouldn't bother you anymore."

I smiled and buried my head deeper into his chest. "Okay."

"What's your name, sweetheart?" he asked before throwing me over his shoulder, because I couldn't walk after all.

"Jurasila Parker." I smiled, somehow managing to not get sick as the world bobbed up and down around me

"I'm Asexy Ashole."

I felt my heart melt. Asexy - such a sexy name. Because no man could possibly have a normal and common name.

"Also, I have to tell you something." Asexy said before putting me down - wait, no, throwing me off him.

I whimpered. It hurt, but it was fine. He loved me.

"I'm," He gulped, "An werewolf."

I screamed in fear. "WHAT?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BAD BOY BILLIONAIRE!?"

"Uh, I never told you that."

I pointed towards attire. "You're wearing a black suit! Every billionaire wears a black suit! Also, your pants are made of leather. Thus, you're a bad boy!"

He scratched his head sheepishly. "Well, about that suit. I'm actually a security guard so..."

Horror flashed me down the toilet.

Wait, I meant, horror washed over me.

Every one. Every freaking person on this planet had betrayed me in the worst way possible. I could now never trust another soul. Ever.

Dark themed song started playing in the background. I stared at Asexy, and he stared at me. I didn't realize how much time had passed like that with him staring at me silently and me staring back at him.

Suddenly, the woman appeared out of nowhere with pom poms. Because after all, teen fics didn't need any description of actions. I snarled at her cheer leading attire. I knew it. All blondes are cheereleading sluts.

She looked horrifed as she looked down at herself. "What the hell? Am I supposed to sing a depressed song or something?"

Shrugging, she started singing.

I'm a Barbie Girl.

In a Barbie world!

Asexy sighed as guilt flashed across his face. "I'm so sorry for not telling you. I thought you would have known that just from my eyes - sorry, orbs."

My heart melted. And the background music was still playing.

Let's GO GIRLS!

'"It's alright if you have apologized." I smiled at him, but suddenly lightening struck from the clear summer sky.

A vampire flew out of nowhere and landed right in front of me. "BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MORE!"

"Who are you?" I asked in astonishment.

His skin was like diamond. It was glittering, and he appeared to have more makeup on than Zarin. Still, be was like the hottest specimen ever.

I'm a Barbie Girl

In a Barbie World!

"Your brother sent me to search for you." Mr. Glitter said stepping towards me and getting a hold of my hands. "I'm his best friend and your high school bully. Remember me? DEADward?"

Wonder struck me like. It was as if my whole life was a life. DEADward? But he always used to punch me in the hallways and make my life a living hell.

"B-b-b-ut." I looked back my bad boy billionaire - sorry security guard.

Wait. He was a security guard. I couldn't possibly love him!

Smiling, I jumped into DEADward's arms as he ran through the grassy fields. I heard Asexy yell, "At least give me my money! I need money more than I need her!" from behind me but we paid him no attention.

I had found my Glitter king after all!

As we flew over the grassy fields and soft meadows, and the wind whipped against my face, I asked, "So you're a vampire, right?"

"What are you talking about? I'm a magical drag queen that knows how to fly."

Again, I screamed on the top of my lungs.

The process seemed to have startled him and his arms slipped from around me.

It was my worst nightmare.

I was falling... And falling...and falling...

And suddenly I was in the arms of a man who had the most chiseled jaw I had ever seen.

"'Ello, love." He said in an Italian accent. "I'm the mafia king of the underworld."

To be continued.

.....I can't believe I'm still writing this Shit.

Most of all, I can't believe you're still reading this shit.

Bye bye! Gotta shower!

- Zarin