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Welcome to another episode of Zarin humiliating herself and covering up that humiliation with cliche Wattpad books. Tonight, as a celebration of this book passing the 20K reads mark as well as the 40 chapter milestone, we have a special event!

A SHORT STORY!

WHO'S EXCITED?!!?!!!

*cricekts chirp in the background*

My Bad Boy Billionaire Alpha Harry Styles Got Pregnant After He Kidnapped Me and Sold Me To My High School Bully Vmpire King Louis Tomlinson As A Hijabi Wife.

Written by - Tasnim Zarin.

Cast:
Barbara Palvin as Jurasila (aka our cliche ugly MC)

The Hottest Guy on planet as Asexy Ashole (Aka our love interest)

Another hottest guy on planet as DEADward Callen. (aka another love interest.)

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

RIIIIINGGGGGGG.

Sunlight streamed in through the curtains and fell on my queen sized bed and at my super ugly self. I groaned in annoyance and shut off the alarm clock. My mom always opened the curtains in the morning and bestowed me with this horrible, earth shattering torture. Oh, the agony of being the middle child!

No one paid even the slightest attention to me and my comforts! I was always treated like the black sheep in the family. Food was a luxury I could never afford, but no one ever suspected that though. Because apparently even if I didn't eat for seven days straight, no one at my school noticed it.

How could they though? Everyone at my school was too busy bullying me after all. Everytime I walked down the hallway, the slutty bitches with too tight skirt would laugh and trip me. The jocks - specially this really hot one - would punch me for no reason at all. The teachers would never pay the slightest bit attention.

It was like no one on earth was good! Everyone was pure evil - the reincarnation of Cruella De Vill. Other than my bad boy alpha - wait, no, I hadn't met him yet. Sorry.

"Sweetheart, you're late for school!" My mom shouted from downstairs in her honey coated voice. "Have you still not waken up? Are you okay? Do you think I should call for the doctor?"

Maliciousness and hatred was clear in her voice. It was crystal clear how much she loathed me. Ever since my dad left us for his slutty assistant, mom has resorted to drinking, smoking weed, drug dealing - basically every crime in the world - and beating the shit out off me.

It's okay. I still love her. She's my mother after all.

I sniff as tears start streaming down my cheeks. Why is it that no one cares in the slightest bit for me? Am I an abomination of nature?

Slowly, I trudge towards the bathroom, and shower, and there's this huge description of water running down my body as if the readers have never showered in their entire life, then there's this even bigger description of me choosing my outfit and brushing my chocolate brown hair, whilst staring at my emerald green eyes. I whimper. I'm so ugly. No guy would ever look at me twice.

I chose this crop top with linings and designer branded jeans even though I just said no one cares in the slightest bit about me.

It's okay though. Designers jeans totally exist in the closet of every normal teenager around America.

Then I slowly trudged down the staircase, and then realized I'm late for school. I screamed in fear - like the over dramatic bitch I am - and quickly ran outside.

I noticed my mother cooking - like the horrible, terrible mother she is - and she smiled at me. A pure, evil smile. "Jurasila, I hope you're feeling okay?"

My older brother, Ryan, sat at the table working on his laptop. He was a college student. Noticing me, his eyebrows shot up in worry.
"You shouldn't go to school on an empty stomach!" My older brother shouts - like the abusive brother he is. Hurriedly, he hands me an apple. "At least, eat this on your way."

The weight of that apple topples me backwards and I whimper in pain. Oh, the torture and grammatical mistakes my brother bestows upon me.

It was okay. They were my family and I loved them.

"OMG SIS, YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE HURRY!" My 14 year old sister shouted from the driveway. I completely ignored the fact that it was not humanly possible for someone to hear a shout directed from the driveway while standing in the living room and ran outside.

My sister was in the driving seat as I quickly buckled myself in the passenger seat. "Do you even have a license?" I asked her horrified.

She shrugged. "Don't know. Don't care. The MC never drives a car, so..."

I nodded in understanding, and let her do what she pleased. Which was drive like a madwoman whilst swerving the car in different lanes like she was in Fast and Furious.

We somehow arrived at the school in five minutes and I threw open the door, jumping outside. How did I have so much energy? I briefly wondered. I mean I hadn't eaten anything for a week. I was supposed to admitted in a hospital, weren't I?

Screaming in fear, I ran towards my class. I had never missed a single class in my entire life! I had never gotten late in my entire life and afterlife combined! How? How could I have slept late?! Oh, the apocalypse is coming!

Suddenly on my way to the lockers, I bumped into a hard wall as I turned a corner. My books went flying everywhere as I threw myself on the floor.

A loud yell escapes my throat in the unbearable pain. Oh, the agony! The immeasurable torture!

Somehow, I manage to pull myself up and noticed that it's not a wall that I had bumped into. It's -

A hot guy.

The hottest specimen I had ever seen in my entire life. So hot, fuck carbon dioxide, I had no doubt he was the reason for Global Warming. His electric blue orbs captivate me in an binding trance, it was as if I was frozen. I couldn't move a muscle. Time stopped, everything including sir stays still.

My eyes ran down from his dark midnight black hair that seemed to hold the mysteries of a thousand years. His eyes - pure wrath burns in them, but I can tell a lost and lonely soul hides behind them. Because that's all it takes for me to know how a person is. Their eyes tell me everything.

He had a jawline so sharp, it could cut through steel. It made me wonder why he wasn't a manual laborer yet. I sighed in bliss. Ah. Finally.

"Mine." He growled possessively before slamming me against the wall and burying his nose in the crook of my neck. I whimpered in pain but it was fine. He loved me, after all.

He blessed me with his butterfly kisses, running down from my cheeks, to my jaw, to my neck and downwards.... And downwards... (And downwards to places Zarin wouldn't mention because there are actually guys and children reading this thing.)

We had this fantastic make out session right there in the school hallways and no one saw. After that, he knocked me out with a swung of the baseball bat that magically appeared.

And everything went black.

Author's Note -
OOHHH WE'RE SO EXCITED AREN'T WE?
WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? THEN YOU HAVE TO GET ME -

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Back to my amazing self! Did you enjoy today's special event? No? Hated it? Want to go back to the normal chapters? Well, I'd love to hear your feedback! And if there's enough 'Positive' comments then the next chapter of MBBBAHSGPAHKMASMTMHSBVKLTAAHBW will be updated the day after tomorrow. (Probably, I'm actually really busy these days.)

And yes, the grammatical mistakes were on purpose - well most of them were - and I don't actually write this way - I hope. So don't be traumatized and vow to never check out my actual works (Not that you're going to.)

Bye bye everyone!

- Zarin