Here, I will state one of the most read cliche scenes on planet Wattpad. Comment if you can relate!

1. The Guy asks The Girl to get on the bike and she's throwing a tantrum.

I have no idea how many times I have read about this in a book. I mean, I just read about it a second ago! I get it, many people haven't even seen a bike let alone rode on it. But guys, it's a motorbike you're going to ride on! Not Justin Bieber! There is no need to throw a toddler tantrum!

P. S - Burn Bieberbitches... 🐸 ☕

Be shocked, nod, and move on.

By the way, it's not a death machine. I mean I used to ride on it all the time as a kid. My dad had a bike before he sold it to buy us a car, and he used to take me on a ride with him all the time when I was young ♥♥

I miss it. I miss being young.

2. The Guy and The Girl are having a first date and there's this three chapter long description about her dress and his shirt.

Is it just me who can't differentiate between a cardigan and a jacket?

I mean, they are both clothes dude. I'd wear a potato sack as long as its comfortable.

Yeah...I really should go live in a cave. But the problem with that plan is... caves' don't have internet. 😭😭

3. When someone cheats

Cheating is, unfortunately, a very common thing both in books and in real life. Although, I haven't personally encountered a cheater because, well, for that I'd have to be in a relationship first...*starts sulking* *sees pizza* *forgets everything instantly*

*starts talking with her mouth full*

Yeah, so, cheating is common. But I'd have to disagree with how some author's phrase it at times. For example, if the male protagonist is cheating with another girl, it's always the other woman's fault.

I mean, if my man was cheating on me, of course I'd take a chainsaw and cut off his balls. But I don't think I'd engage in a catfight with the girl. Because for all I know, he could have been playing her too!

But on Wattpad, it's pretty common to see the guy sleeping around with a girl (usually some dumb, bitchy girl who pops out of nowhere) and everyone is hating that girl. I mean, what is the logic behind that dude? What is the logic?

Life updates: We saw an Indian movie in English class today! How crazy is that? But it was so amazing and heart touching! Both my friend and I cried till our eyes bled!

Next week, we're going to see a French movie.

Here's to hoping they don't skip the kiss scenes! 🍷

- Zarin